April 22nd, 2015 08:46 am    152 comments

DER’AH: SYRIAN ARMY’S HUGE GAINS IN DER’AH; CUTS ALL SUPPLY LINES TO RAT TERRORISTS AND SLAUGHTERS PLAGUE-CARRYING RODENTS

DER’AH:  Astounding new development in Der’ah as supply lines to the terrorist cannibal hyenas are cut decisively by the Syrian Army and Air Force.  The results are in the numbers of rodents the army has managed to annihilate and the amount of time for target assessment.   Basr Al-Hareer:  Totally surrounded by the Syrian Army…

April 21st, 2015 12:16 pm    111 comments

SYRIAN ARMY DEMOLISHES OBAMA’S RODENTS IN DAMASCUS

DAMASCUS:   ‘Irbeen:  Spectacular operation against a group of rodents called “Liwaa` Al-Islaam” east of Water Station No. 1.  The rodents were caught literally with their pants down: Fawzi Al-‘Aseeri (MONKEY MOLESTER FROM THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES) Al-Haadi Al-Dirbaazi (LIBYAN COCKROACH MERD) ‘Azeez Al-Sayyid Faarooq Bahsali Jihaad Qudhmaani Nu’maan Al-Moussa Jaabir Al-Saalihaani Ghiyaath Al-Talli Sadreddeen…

April 21st, 2015 08:49 am    31 comments

HOMS VILLAGES LIBERATED FROM ISIS AND ALQAEDA! IDLIB’S COUNTRYSIDE OWNED BY SYRIAN ARMY

HOMS:  The supply routes from Lebanon are closed at Al-Qusayr and Tal Kalakh.  The border security has been doubled.  The terrorists are not trying to establish new routes from Idlib and Iraq – all ultimately starting in Erdoghan’s Turkey, on the of world’s most oppressive and terroristic dictatorships.  Yesterday and today are seeing vastly superior…

April 20th, 2015 12:45 pm    156 comments

DER’AH AND DAMASCUS SYRIAN ARMY WALLOPS NATO’S CANNIBALS; TOWNS LIBERATED; RAT SUPPLY LINES BLOCKED; HIGHWAYS BETWEEN PROVINCES SECURED

DER’AH:  The Ministry of Defense has announced the complete liberation of the following villages and towns: East Musayka, West Musayka, Rasm Al-Khawaabi, Ashnaan, Al-Dallaafa.  The towns of Maleehat Al-‘Atsh and Basr Al-Hareer are totally surrounded by the SAA and are expected to fall shortly.  What this means is the highway connecting Der’ah to Suwaydaa Province…

April 20th, 2015 08:54 am    59 comments

94 ISIS CANNIBALS DEAD IN HASAKA AFTER SYRIAN AIR FORCE HURLS FIRE AT LEADERS’ MEETING

AL-HASAKA:  Military Intelligence never sleeps.  The airwaves are filled with communications and it’s the job of technicians to monitor them for traffic useful to the task of killing rodents – especially those belonging to ISIS.  For the last 3 days, MI has been eavesdropping on unsecure satellite communications between leaders of ISIS who were determined…

April 19th, 2015 10:46 am    141 comments

IBLIB: SAUDI ARABIAN REGIME’S UGLY CLAWS SEEN IN TERRORIST IDENTITY CARDS

A scene from Kafr Najd after the Syrian Army descended upon it killing numbers of Saudi Arabian monkey-rats and other forms of vermin   IDLIB:   SyrPer, having mourned the death of Syrian heroine, Lieutenant (female) Nadine Wannoos, of the Republican Guard, now turns to a more mirthful subject: the deaths of Saudi Arabian monkey-rats. …

April 19th, 2015 09:23 am    53 comments

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE MOURNS THE DEATH OF A WOMAN FIGHTING FOR SYRIA: SHE IS IMMORTALIZED IN PARADISE

Nadine Wannoos died fighting in Jawbar yesterday in operations conducted by the Republican Guard.  She is from the area of Jabla, specifically Ma’arreen,  a Christian village noted for its devotion to flag and country.   For those who don’t know Syria’s geography, Jabla is a sister city of Latakia now joined to it by the process…

April 18th, 2015 09:24 am    169 comments

TERRORISTS IN SYRIA GO CUCKOO: SYRIAN TURN-COATS KILL ISIS COMMANDER; ISIS KILLS FSA COMMANDER; FORMER TERRORISTS ANNIHILATE ISIS IN DAMASCUS; WHEW!

DAMASCUS:     Al-Qaaboon:  Former rodents turned human and fighting for the Syrian people and its government clashed with ISIS at Al-Qaaboon.  All told, 31 rodents died including their leader, Abu Hudhayfa (see photo inset).  Along with the dead rodents, 26 were either wounded or surrendered to the authorities.  Amazingly, Monzer writes that some of…