October 24th, 2014 08:53 am    22 comments

DER’AH: NUSRA SMOTHERED IN TOWN AFTER TOWN; SYRIAN ARMY FOILS MEETING OF NUSRA RATS IN YADOODA; SAUDI OFFICER KILLED IN KOBANE

  Al-Yaadoodaa:  Even rodents have to meet to get their affairs in order. Whether it’s writing a last will and testament or planning to starve the local population because it won’t support them. Whatever it may be, the meetings go on right under the watchful eye of Syria’s vaunted security services.  The day before yesterday,…

October 24th, 2014 07:51 am    108 comments

AL-MAWRIK (MORK) CLEANSED OF TERRORIST INFESTATION; GREATEST VICTORY SINCE AL-QUSAYR

The Ba’ath Party has now made it official: MORK IS LIBERATED COMPLETELY except for some areas where the SAA is still combing and where hand-to-hand combat is taking place.  The remnant rodents of Nusra are mostly foreign now with all  Syrian citizen terrorists surrendering or escaping through treacherous corridors appropriate for rats.  The area is…

October 23rd, 2014 03:44 pm    78 comments

BOTCHED ISIS KIDNAPPING IN TURKEY;TERRORISM’S DAY OF JUDGMENT; ADVANCES IN DAMASCUS

  TURKEY: Urfa:  An ISIS team of degenerates made an attempt to kidnap “Abu ‘Issa” (leader of “Thuwwaar Al-Raqqa”, Revolutionaries of Al-Raqqa) and his son ‘Ammaar after the two had left a meeting in an apartment two days ago.  The ISIS operatives dragged him from his car when the chauffeur, who was evidently in on…

October 22nd, 2014 01:14 pm    47 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS TERRORIST COMMANDER IN MORK

  In pursuing the remnant rodents in Al-Mawrek (var: Mork), the SAA occasionally must commit acts considered rude by the simian/rodent-like terrorist trash in some infested towns.  In this case, yesterday, the SAA killed the leader of the “Suqoor Al-Ma’arra” (Falcons of Al-Ma’arra) which is a franchise of Suqoor Al-Shaam (Falcons of Syria) which is…