August 28th, 2014 10:17 am    62 comments

ABU BAKR AL-BAGHDAADI APPOINTS AUSSIE COMMANDER AT AL-JALAWLAA`; BEHEADS 4 NUSRA FREAKS OVER A CAN OF FOSTERS

The Australian government should be pleased that one of its sons from Sydney has reached the pinnacle of simian achievement by becoming Caliph Ibraaheem’s commander of the ISIS forces at Jalawlaa`, just a few kilometers northeast of Ba’qooba.  He can be seen in this picture pretending to pray to Satan after beheading 4 members of…

August 26th, 2014 01:50 pm    225 comments

SENATOR JOHN MCCAIN’S NEPHEW KILLED FIGHTING FOR ISIS?!

The resemblance is startling.  This is Douglas McAuthur McCain, the nephew of terrorist-loving Arizona senator John McCain, Minnesota Twin Cities freak, repeat offender and Muslim convert.  The Fake Syrian Army (FSA), having little to do these days, as its numbers tank perilously thanks to other terrorist organizations like ISIS, Jabhat Al-Nusra and Jabhat Al-Tawheed, not…

August 26th, 2014 09:52 am    31 comments

SYRIAN ARMY STRIKES AT WEAPONS CONVOYS IN HOMS; TERRORIST MORALE AT ROCK BOTTOM IN DAMASCUS

‘Ayn Hussayn:  The SAA received intelligence that a convoy with 3 pickups festooned with the usual 23mm cannon were accompanying 2 trucks loaded with weapons headed for Al-Mushrifa in the area of Talbeesa.  SAA artillery nearby at Umm Sharshooh got a bead on the convoy and opened fire causing anarchy within the ranks of the…

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August 24th, 2014 12:52 pm    130 comments

SYRPER EXPOSES FOLEY MURDER AS SPAGHETTI WESTERN

SyrPer has learned exactly who the black-clad and masked terrorist really is.  Before the U.K. regime releases its predictably nonsensical identification, we have beaten them to the punch.  He is none other than “Danny the Syrian” (a/k/a Danny Abdul-Dayem), a British national who claims to be of Syrian descent.  Danny, a notorious propagandist and liar,…