EGON KRENZ SPEAKS FROM THE GRAVE;

LEGENDARY DIRECTOR OF STASI SPEAKS FROM THE GRAVE AND APPROVES OF AMBASSADOR FORD’S WORK IN EXPOSING SYRIAN ISLAMISTS FOR THE SECURITY SERVICES OF DAMASCUS, HAMA AND DERAA.  MNS EXCLUSIVE REPORT FROM SAN FRANCISCO, HOME OF THE CLAIRVOYANTS’ TELEMARKETING SYNDICATE: JEAN DIXON, WHO IS ALSO DEAD, SPEAKS FROM THE GRAVE QUOTING EGON KRENZ.  In a remarkable show of post-mortem prescience,  two Ouija Board players in the Haight Asbury District, have quoted Ms. Dixon quoting Egon Krenz praising Robert Ford for his work in advancing the cause of Syrian security.  We will have more after I have mastered the art of cutting and pasting.     

l