HOMS QUARTERS LIBERATED FROM JIHADIST GARBAGE; BBC HILARIOUS COVERAGE;

November 14, 2011 – Homs is Syria’s third most populous city behind Damascus and Aleppo.  It is the birthplace of giants like the Empress Julia Domna, wife of Roman Emperor Septimius Severus.  She is the mother of a dynasty, the Severans, who ruled Rome competently most of the time, and shabbily some of the time.  Homs is the resting place of the laureled Arab general, Khalid Ibn Al-Waleed Ibn Al-Mughira Al-Makhzoumi, known to history as “The Sword of God”.  His tomb lies in Homs at an eponymous mosque.  Homs, unlike Hama, its sister city known for its noria and in-your-face religiosity, is noted for its love of comedy, drink and La Dolce Vita.  Some of the best Arak in the world is made around Homs.  THE CITY IS TOTALLY LIBERATED!  Oh, there will be an occasional pocket of resistance, about as pestering as an armed robber holed up at a NYC bank.  But, that’s about it.  Do you know how it happened?

The armed opposition, a motley crew of social rejects, ignorant villagers, foreign jihadists and misguided boy scouts, have been moving from town to town in an effort to evade Syrian security.  They finally, like disease-carrying flies, alighted on Homs, at the Baba Amr quarter.  With little ammunition, they staved off several courageous attacks by elements of the 4th Division, led by Brig. General Maher Al-Asad.  When the back of their resistance was broken, they snuck out tlike wounded rats into the biggest mess of all – Bab Al-Sibaa where the Syrian intelligence directorates predicted they would eventually wind up.  Everyone was ready to greet the rabid dogs.  What happened was the insurgents found that Bab Al-Sibaa was heremetically sealed with Syrian armor backed up by both Special Forces and militia waiting for them.  Surrounding the sp and militia were formidable elements of Political Security and General Security with cars ready to take the miscreants to cells where they could freely warble.  With their ammunition running out, a local population unwilling to help them, and the noose tightening very slowly,  the criminals surrendered in some instances and tried to sneak out in others.  All were nabbed.  Some of the renegades were only 16 years-old with lame excuses for their truancy.  They will be sent to juvenile courts for adjudication.  The older ones,  will be tried for treason, sedition and gross stupidity.  Their’s is an ugly hell on earth.  I have this from reliable sources: some of the traitor criminals committed suicide by firing their last bullets into their heads making many of the homes they occupied unpleasant and ghastly from a visual point of view. How rude!  The foreign jihadists, on the other hand, caught in Homs are without hope or possibility of intercession.  I believe they will be interrogated and delivered up into the maws of Beelzebub. My wife’s nephew, who is on furlough from Syrian Army reserve duty, told her on the telephone that one rube from a village near Jisr Al-Shugour claimed that “Al-Jazeera made me do it!” referring to the constant cascade of lies emanating from that once popular network whose entire operation is now mismanaged by a “royal family” freak and incestuous offspring of Madame Banana  
To demonstrate that the BBC is no longer a respected source of information, you should read their coverage of the Arab League’s suspension of Syria and Mr. Walid Mouallem’s press conference in Damacus.  They show a picture of an huge demonstration in the capital but don’t mention the fact that massive pro-government demonstration are exploding all over the country.  They don’t even hazard a comment that the Arab League action backfired on the Qataris who are now uniformly viewed as apes from an American produced movie.  SyrPer predicts that the Arab League will back-pedal on its decision especially in light of Algeria’s regret over succumbing to FRENCH STENCH and pressure.  ALGERIA SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF ITS VOTE BECAUSE WHEN THEY FOUGHT THEIR OWN INSURGENCY, SYRIA NEVER TOOK AN HOSTILE POSITION NOR DID SYRIA EVER INJECT HERSELF INTO ALGERIAN INTERNAL AFFAIRS. 

WE PREDICT AT SYRPER THAT SYRIA WILL WITHDRAW FROM THE ARAB LEAGUE IF NO ACTION IS TAKEN TO RESCIND THE DECISION TO SUSPEND HER FROM PARTICIPATION IN ITS WORTHLESS MEETINGS.  NOTE THE PREDICTION.