QATAR AIRLINES ADVERTISES FOR FIRST TIME ON SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE;

FOURTH POST TODAY – December 6, 2011- In a first for our blog site, we are exhibiting the newest advertisement for Qatar Airlines:

                      FLY QATAR AIRLINES: “IT’S WHERE THE BOYS ARE”

PRINCE DRUM SON OF DOUBLE DRUM INVITES YOU TO HIS PERSONAL FANTASY LAND FILLED WITH ALL THE DENIZENS OF YOUR DREAMS.  YOU DON’T NEED CONNIE FRANCIS ANYMORE.  ALL YOU’LL NEED IS TO FLY TO THIS MAGICAL KINGDOM IN ARABIA FOR A FLIRTATIOUS SIX NIGHTS AND SEVEN DAYS OF UNBRIDLED DEPRAVITY WITH YOUR HOST:

PRINCE DRUM HIMSELF and MADAME COCO DORCHESTER OF “HIS MAJESTY’S TOUGH DUFFS OF ARABY’S TERPSICHORICAL PARADE OF CHARMS”.

MADAME COCO MAKES SURE THE GOODS ARE ALWAYS AVAILABLE FOR ALL YOU ROUGH TRADERS, HA HA!  MANY OF OUR STEWARDESSES ARE SPECIALLY SELECTED FOR YOUR TASTES ABOARD EVERY FLIGHT…..AND……..

OUR CREWS ARE EASYGOING, HIGHLY SKILLED SEDENTERISED BEDOUINS WITH A  RETIRED SYRIAN AIR FORCE PILOT ALWAYS SITTING SHOTGUN AS A PRECAUTION

BUT WE KNOW WHAT YOU REALLY WANT.  AND WE AIM TO PLEASE.  FLY GUTTER AIRLINES; IT’S WHERE THE BOYS ARE.  (Bringing your own children not recommended).