December 26, 2011 – FROM THE MANAGING EDITOR AND BOARD OF GOVERNORS OF SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE;
No man is more richly deserving of our “Man of the Year Award” for contribution to the humiliation of bloated hypocrites, career liars and self-righteous twerpish thereomorphs than this man: JULIAN ASSANGE.
Through his work at Wikileaks, he has been able to expose humbuggery in the highest places. He has brought to light the hidden cesspools of political chicanery and malevolence in a world of false veneers, facades of sacrosanctity and curtains concealing the purtrescent chancres of two-faced, forked-tongued, cloven-hoofed and two-timing, two-backed-beast making layabout leeches. Icy and committed to his principles, he has forced Sweden to concoct a sordid tale of autochthonous, zombie-like blondes who are raped in their sleep by his bat-like nocturnal visitation. He has exposed Al-Jazeera’s programmatic farbrications, forcing its chief steward, Palestinian pomegranite peel and pit picker, Waddah “Yamma Yamma” Khanfar to quit in disgrace, exposing Prince Fatso to the world as “Universal Schlockmeister”. His name imparts terror and Erschreckung to all those who count their weekly wages in checks from societal dung flies and muckworms.
Prince Fatso as soceital dung fly and muckworm incarnate. The opprobrium he will soon face because of his fiasco in Syria will be the stuff of legends.
The Australian gadfly, whose life’s goal is the exposing of malefic governance and exploitation of the proletarian masses, targets no one particular personality. His disgust is directed at all those who stand at the podia and propound the exact opposite of what they are doing behind the backs of the trusting lumpenproletariat. He defends the weak through enlightenment. He wipes away the chalky masks to bring into pellucid focus the ugliness of those who work against the commonweal.
Of course, behind every giant there is an humble side-kick – without whom the hero would never achieve his triumphs. In this case, the Sancho Panza for Julian Assange is none other than: BRADLEY MANNING. A woman in a man’s pelt, this somewhat odd creature of American Frump-Genetics felt so betrayed by his superior officers’ indifference to his need for a sex change operation at the Army’s expense, that he decided to unload secret diplomatic nasty-grams to Monsieur Assange with attendant and unending public horror-show matinees for our ambassadors, delegates and all those foul-mouthed, hard-drinking denizens of our embassies overseas.
CONGRATULATIONS JULIAN ON A JOB WELL DONE AND MORE JOBS TO BE WELL DONE.