May 10, 2012 – FIRST POST – THE CELEBRATIONS HAVE ENDED; SARKOZY IS NOW DUST ON OUR TOILET COVER IN THE GARAGE.
He has looked better. Sarkozy expresses rage at French voters who sent him out on a long and well-deserved exile.
Nicolas Sarkozy has just been removed from the short list of nominees for “Dufus of the Year” since he will not be in office any longer. Francois Hollande has defeated him in the French presidential elections. The Socialist president will take over shortly and put an end to Sarkozy’s praeternatual method of ruling the country. We at SyrPer breathe a sigh of relief that this maladroit monkey is finally out of our hair. No more spouting off about Dr. Assad having to “step down”. No more sycophantish coquetry with the American political establishment. France is now free to pursue an independent course which will, hopefully, lead Versailles to the conclusion that a secular Syrian president is better than an Islamist one.
Dr. Assad, in a Syrian Colonel’s uniform, bids adieu to the departing Magyar numbskull, Nicolas Sarkozy.
GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH.
BUT HERE’S THE GREAT NEWS:
Russian titan, Vladimir Putin, is back in the saddle. His recent announcement that he will not be attending the G-8 summit has international centers buzzing with speculation about a new Russian policy.
We are predicting, at SyrPer, that Russia’s stance in support of Syria will begin to take on a more resilient look as Putin moves his country further into the confrontational mode more reminiscent of the Cold War. CONGRATULATIONS TOVARICH PUTIN!!
QATAR’S RULING SIMIAN JUNTA OF CHILD MOLESTERS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TWIN BLASTS IN DAMASCUS YESTERDAY
A Syrian soldier with the Republican Guard tries to make sense of the mess financed by the disreputable Prince of Catarrh. Who but he could have dreamt up such a scene of pure mayhem.
The bombers who detonated the twin bombs in the Al-Qazzaz quarter of southern Damascus were a Syrian and an Iraqi. This information has just come in to SyrPer from very reliable sources whose identities cannot be disclosed. The Syrian security forces have found what they suspect is the identity papers from both men which they used to enter Syria from Iraq. The description of their remains is somewhat nauseating since the amount of both Semtex and military grade dynamite used to power the blast was the equivalent of one ton of TNT. The explosives are suspected to have come into their possession via Jordan. Yet, our sources do not believe that the Jordanian authorities played any role in this other than in flaunting their negligence. The original source of this materiel was Qatar. The Semtex was manufactured in the Czech Republic. As of this writing, over 55 civilians were murdered by these Islamist savages with hundreds injured. Some people suspect Jabhat Al-Nusra, a franchised network of terrorists working in tandem with Al-Qaeda in Mesopotamia. We do not agree.