MORE HAPPY NEWS FROM SYRPER: THE RABID DOG OF RIYADH IS DEAD

FIRST POST – JUNE 18, 2012 – THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE TODAY.  ALLAH HAS TAKEN THE SOUL OF THE ROYAL REACTIONARY, PRINCE OF POOP, THE REGAL RECREANT AND FUNKY SOUL-MATE OF OUSSAMA BIN LADEN:

                          PRINCE NAYEF BIN ABDEL-AZIZ!!   

In this heart-tugging scene above, eight Saudi necrophiliacs vie for first dibs on the lifeless corpse of Nayef 

Nayef was born in 1933 on the holy soil of Arabia.  You see, the Arabians believe that every particle of sand in the Arabian Peninsula is sacred because of the birth of the Messenger of Allah, Muhammad.  Let’s forget that Islamic theology is replete with averments that Muhammad was not holy; instead an ordinary man with no education who was selected  by the Creator to deliver the sayings found in the Qur’an.  But that makes no difference to the money-grubbing, blood-sucking Meccans who conduct a brisk business from making a silk purse out of a (pardon me), a sow’s ear!   Of note to all the pious out there (Do you mean there are pious people who read this blog?),  Nayef died in Switzerland at the hands of INFIDEL DOCTORS!!!  (Mercury News Service will have an interview with Herr Doktor Isengrim Grubbmacher regarding the prince’s treatment and death.)

Nayef died of blood cancer – probably a form of leukemia.  MNS reporter, Serge Schnorkqvist-Hockernase, interviewed Dr. Grubbmacher in Geneva.  The good doctor stated that “the prince had the strangest leukemia we have ever studied.  It is most associated with the blood diseases one finds in in-bred hyenas or feral swine.”  Hmmm.

Nayef was a firm believer in the effectiveness of sorcery. Here, in a photo taken in California,  the prince conjures up the spirit of Hypocritus of Holy-Carnassus,  Titan of Pedophiles. 

Nayef believed women were not designed for driving automobiles.  He believed that movies were the work of the devil.  He eschewed alcohol, for everyone!!  He firmly believed that dealing with infidels was a necessity in order to bring them to his way of thinking.  Nayef thought Shi’ites were the derelicts of Islam and should be exterminated.  In other words, Nayef was a nut!

We join the president of Syria in wishing Prince Nayef an highly lubricated descent into the appropriate niches reserved for him in the bowels of Erebus.  Our president has now outlasted Sarkozy, Zapatero, Anthony Shadid and now, this exemplar of irrationality.  We can’t resist:

“Good bye. And thanks for the memories.  Sorry I couldn’t beat you to it.  I have more important things to do.”

On a more somber note, the staff at SyrPer truly mourns the death of sci-fi giant, Ray Bradbury.  I will never forget his Dandelion Wine which I remember reading as a little boy in New York, ca 1962.  In pace requiescat. 

                         Farewell, friend.  Your left toenail was worth all the trash in Arabia.