SECOND POST – JUNE 18, 2012 – PAID ADVERTISEMENT FROM THE “RUBISHA ABU-KAFTA LAW FIRM”.
ARE YOU TIRED OF LOOKING AT THAT FAKE BLONDE HUSSEY ON EVERY BILLBOARD IN THE SOUTHEAST MICHIGAN AREA? WELL!! AREN’T YOU? TIRED OF HER FACE ON THE BACK OF ALL THOSE SEMTA BUSES?
You know who we’re talking about. Well, it’s time you met RUBISHA ABU-KAFTA of Highland Park.
HAD AN INJURY? FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE NO ONE IN THIS WORLD WHO CARES? WE LOVE INJURED PEOPLE. AND WE WANT YOU TO BE A MEMBER OF OUR LONG LIST OF PARAPLEGICS, BRAIN-DEAD ZOMBIES, HUMAN VEGETABLES, AMPUTEES AND ALL THE OTHER UNFORTUNATES WHO HAVE BEEN LEFT OUT IN THE COLD.
Our law service provides not only representation in court, but also, on-going warehousing for homeless people who’ve made the wise decision to hire RUBISHA ABU-KAFTA. WE MAKE SURE YOU’RE IN COURT WHEN YOU HAVE TO BE. WE MAKE SURE YOU’RE THERE FOR THE SETTLEMENT CHECK. WE’RE THERE FOR YOU WHEN YOU NEED A GUARDIAN AD LITEM TO HANDLE YOUR MONEY. WE ARE CRADLE TO GRAVE ATTORNEYS! BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
DON’T BUY INTO THAT JEWISH LAW FIRM THAT SPONSORS STUPID BASEBALL GAME PRE-SHOWS.
Can you believe this is a law firm? They look so snooty! Not a one has been to court in over 20 years! And they don’t work on Saturdays. Get Rubisha’s Saturday Advantage!
RUBISHA IS THE REAL THING. SHE GOES TO COURT AND FIGHTS FOR YOU.
GET THE RUBISHA GUARANTEE.
Our staff of Highland Park townies is committed to getting you the best results. We have 24 hour medical doctors on staff to treat your addictions. Ask about our complete drug abuse rehab program adminstered by
Rubisha herself and Dr. Slade McMorphing of the Polish Hospice for St. Vitus of the Vistula.
Injured? Call now at 1-800-313-2210 and ask to speak to Rubisha or one of her assistants. Soft massage is extra. Call now!