SECOND POST – JULY 9, 2012 – GURU PROSCIA ANSWERS ALL QUESTIONS FROM DEVOTED READERS OF SYRPER:
This question is from Atrash Otarsh of Ulan Bator, Mongolia.
QUESTION: Dear Guru, I am a Mongolian faith healer. Recently, a patient wanted me to extract his liver and replace it with a VW radiator. What purpose would that serve? Should I agree to do this?
In this photo of Guru Proscia relaxing next to his pool in suburban Ann Arbor, he contemplates the multifarious needs of his flock.
GURU: Like don’t be sad about bein’ Mongoloid cause dats okay – everybody likes Mongol – you know?
Like we got these Mongol grills heey in the States an’ nobody tinks bad about it. The liver part, I don’t know. I always thought VWs were aircooled. You might wanna try a Pinto radiator. I don’t know enuff bout that stuff. Yeah, but go ahead and do the operation. If it goes wrong you can come to Brooklyn and hide out at our World Center for Time Travel. Dat’s da best I can do. Like. You know. huh.
Guru Proscia’s monumental Brooklyn Center for Time Travel and Self-Sacrifice.
Next week the Guru will answer another question from one of our readers.