THIRD POST – AUGUST 8, 2012 – SYRPER HIT THE MARK! THE TERRORISTS WILL FIGHT THEIR LAST BATTLE IN SAIF-AL-DAWLA, ALEPPO.
We don’t like to brag but we know what we are talking about. SyrPer predicted that the terrorists would have to move their nest from Salahuddine to Saif-Al-Dawla. Remember? It’s happening as we write. But the move, according to my wife’s nephew is quite perilous since the traitors are running out of ammunition while the days get hotter and hotter. Aleppo is a cauldron in the summer. I know, I used to stay for days with my sister-in-law in Sulaymaniyya with temperatures soring over 105 F. You can always remind me that winter for Napoleon was the same for the defending Russians. True. But the Syrian army has unfettered access to cold water while the terrorists have had their water cut off. The Syrian army is also very well armed with unlimited access to ordnance. As we wrote yesterday, the terrorists have no such arsenal.
Map, courtesy of BBC. One of the few honest things the BBC does today.
As we wrote last week, SyrPer predicted that Lt. Gen. Al-Furaij would pressure the criminals to move from fringe suburbs into the center of the city. We believe that the U.S. has advised the mercenary killers not to fall into the same trap as the one set by the Syrian army in February of 1982 in the Hadher and Kaylaniyya quarters of Hama. But, they have few options with water being denied to them and no ability to receive either reinforcements or arms. Look at the map and see the south-western corner which contain Salahuddine. Note that the Sayf-Al-Dawla is contiguous and gives on to areas of Aleppo zoned for gardens and parks. But it is in populated areas that the terrorists best survive, so a movement into parks like the Sabil, would be a catastrophe for them.
Now that Salahuddine has been largely cleansed of the terrorist rats, their move into Sayf-al-Dawla will place them at the edge of a less populated quarter. We believe that Lt. Gen. Al-Furaij wants to force them into the open areas and bomb them into oblivion.
Some terrorists did try to occupy the stunning Citadel yesterday and were beaten back by militia and infantry. The effort to take the Citadel is of some interest. It could be said that such an event could be used for significant propaganda purposes. I mean, the Citadel is exactly that, with a moat and crenelated walls ideally suited for sniping. A Syrian army attack with artillery would be in very bad taste because this structure is a gem of architecture. Luckily, our conversation is moot. The louts could not make it.
It is magnificent. I’ve visited it over five times in my life without ever yawning. Our advice is to go when the sun is low. It has cafes now for tourists. Stunning views of the old city.
SyrPer predicts that former Colonel Abdul-Jabbar Al-Uqaidi, who claims leadership of this herd of criminals called the FSA, will sue for peace within the next 48 hours or die. We have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot ready to be uncorked the moment this human excrement is dispatched to the sewers of Erebus.
“CHICKEN HAWKS OF THE SYRIAN REVOLUTION” (or something like that) FALSELY CLAIM TO HAVE KILLED RUSSIAN GENERAL.
General Vladimir Petrovich Kuzheyev of the Russian army insisted he wasn’t dead after some gang of terrorists claimed to have killed him and his Syrian translator. Although they were now announcing the assassination, the actual act took place two weeks ago. Hmmm. The general was not as witty as Mark Twain who responded to reports of his death as being “premature”, but he did beat his breast convincingly. The organization which claimed to have killed the general: Falcons or Hawks of the this and that, also trumpeted their responsibility for the assassination of the four generals, Rajiha, Shawkat, Yikhtiar and Turkmani. Boy, aren’t they real whizzes at killing!
SyrPer has found out that these rubes came upon memoranda after hijacking a Syrian military vehicle and then used it incompetently to demonstrate their killing skills. They even conjured up warnings and boastful vituperations for the press to show the world that they were indeed: “The Chicken hawks of the Syrian Devolution”. My friend, Monzer in Damascus, tells me that this organization is Der’ah-based and rustic by profession.
General Vladimir Petrovich Kuzheyev stands proudly before the flag of the Syrian Arab Republic
We are delighted that the general is alive and well. This story will be the grist of laughter and sarcasm in Syria for quite some time. We might revisit it also. I have some e-mails to read and I’ll be back.