SEPTEMBER 4, 2012 – THIRD POST – SYRIA ACCUSES FRANCE AND QATAR OF INSTALLING MOBILE ELECTRONIC SPYING POSTS IN NORTHERN LEBANON.
Syrian state television announced, with little fanfare, yesterday confirmation that France and Qatar have jointly set up a mobile electronic spying post in Northern Lebanon. The purpose of the installation(s) is to eavesdrop on conversations in Syria, to interdict communications and to drop false information into cellular telephones. Evidently, the German spy-cruiser in Turkish waters has not accomplished some task due to technical deficiency.
Our sources in Tripoli, Ziad’s birthplace, by the way, tell us that foreigners have been identified in the Tel Kalakh area. This, however, is not new as American special ops agents have been seen regularly traveling ostensibly to advise FSA terrorists in that area. The presence of Frenchmen or Qataris is yet to be ascertained. I will be calling a good friend in Zgharta to see if he has any new info-intel about this new development.
SyrPer has doubts that Qatar has any “experts” in electronic warfare. Qatar may be able to hire mercenaries for this purpose…..but, that’s all. Qataris cannot do anything but purchase services and merchandise, assuming they are awake and dressed.
Qatari Prince Muz’ij Ibn Hamad Ibn Tabl yawns loudly after being rudely awakened by his Moldavian catamite servant, Igor.
In any case, SyrPer has full confidence in the Syrian intelligence community and its ability to squelch this Franco-Simian plot. I mean, it doesn’t require a genius to figure out that a judiciously placed explosive device can send these evil-doers directly into the maws of the underworld. Please, Dr. Assad, make it so.