FIRST POST – OCTOBER 21, 2012 – SYRIAN ARMY CUTS OFF ESCAPE ROUTES TO TERRORISTS AS NOOSE tightens; ARTICLES FOR OUR READERS THIS SUNDAY – WHO NEEDS THE NEW YORK TIMES ANY MORE?
In a classic pincer movement, the Syrian army units left to handle the terrorists in Ma’arrat Al-Nu’man have turned off all water and electricity to the town and have successfully taken control of all directional access routes into and out of the city. The rats are trapped as sappers and engineers comb the area for tunnels or escape routes. In the meantime, the Syrian Air Force and artillery continue to pound all positions identified by spotters as containing criminal terrorists.
A 152 mm Howitzer (D-20) fires at terrorists inside Ma’arrat Al-Nu’man as the Syrian Army 4th Mechanized Armored Division begins the thrust toward Idlib for the final showdown with the filthy Turk-supported terrorist clowns whose days can be counted on your fingers.
Some disheartening reports of Islamist-terrorist cannibals, some from Libya, appearing in the mountains of Latakia – even close to my wife’s town of Slinfeh (a gorgeous resort just below the prominent radio tower). These remnant forces have been identified as “roaming threads” خيوط طائشة from Jisr Al-Shughour and other towns already cleansed of these plague-carrying vermin.
Turkish radio traffic proves the regime in Ankara is losing patience with the American-NATO-Qatari-Saudi rabble collecting in Southern Turkey. The FSA is out of commission, as Aslan says. This is supported by my source, Garabed, in Guvecci. The talk some days ago of a “unification” of the FSA or the NSA (read: Mustapha Al-Shaikh) has come to nothing. There are FSA officers still negotiating a counter-defection back to the legitimate Syrian government. Maher Al-Assad is opposed to any deals with these people.
Spectacular second ambush engineered by patriotic Syrian militia near Idlib nets two known Jihadists, one from Saudi Arabia and one from Libya. The Saudi’s nom de guerre was “Al-Wahsh”, The Beast. The Libyan’s name evades me right now. The Saudi was executed by an alert militia officer who properly vetted this Wahhabist cockroach and then sent him to the bowels of Hell. The Libyan pleaded for mercy and was turned over to Military Intelligence. We are hoping that MI will dispatch this dog without ceremony or unnecessary expense to the Syrian treasury.
Near Saraqib, in the North, another risible, guffaw-inducing snafu was observed by Syrian infantrymen who had received Intel that a gang of Jihadist grubs were occupying a warehouse in which they were making IEDs. The fly larvae apparently knew the jig was up and hurriedly tried to prepare for a siege. Instead, one of their lame-brained “experts” detonated a device which caused a massive conflagration inside the corrugated metal garage exterminating all six members of the unit. The scum’s i.d. documents disclosed the following names: Maitham Abdul-Qader, Jassem Alawan, Muhammad Agha Tamimi and Abdel Fattah Al-Abed Aqroush. The other two’s documents were burned beyond recognition.
NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD:
I never respected The Economist, but some people, like As’ad Abu Khalil, used to think it was the cat’s meow.
In this article, note how Yahoo doesn’t mention that the bomb in Damascus targeted Syrian Christians who are the overwhelmig majority in Bab Touma:
And what would life be without a dose of Anti-Assad folderol from the BBC. Here, the BBC mentions the fact that Bab Touma is a Christian area but tries to make it sound like the bomb targeted only a police station. Even more hilarious is the BBC quoting that now-exposed charlatan and Salafist mole, Rami Abdel Rahman of the Syrian Lavatory for Human Rights. Get out the Ouija Boards!!
Angry Arab goes berserk on Paul Salem, a whore for anyone who carries a wad of cash in his shoe. If Abu Khalil doesn’t stop referring to our government as a “regime”, I will start referring to him by names which his many critics have used:
Ugly-Ogloo says some interesting things in this mini-article from the mini-brains at Azerbaijan’s Lilliputian news source:
The Washington Post just can’t get anything right. You are getting the CIA psych-ops baloney in a pure form, though. You’ll love the American “allies” in the photo. Thanks to John Esquire who sent this:
More boo-hoo-hoo over that spy-mole scum, Wissam Al-Hassan which the BBC inadvertently describes as an agent of the West in this hilarious article from the kings of baloney:
John Esquire sends another article from the mouthpiece of the State Department. This one proves what SyrPer has been saying all along: The Saudi Royal Garbage had better prepare for the “real revolution” that will upend the Wahhabist menace in the Arab World:
This one’s from China about that traitor Al-Hassan. Note the numbers of dead in Syria keep changing mysteriously: