The name they’ve chosen tells it all: it’s going to be a flop from the get-go. We promise:
The farce is now complete with the election of Sesame Street regular, George Sabra. George Sabra? A fake communist and child molester who is not permitted to enter any Syrian Christian church. Who cares?
Guess who fired the mortal shell. This is such silliness:
We told you the army was building up on the border with Turkey, especially in Idlib. Hurray for the PKK. Hurray for our Kurdish allies.
You all know how much SyrPer despises the Muslim Brotherhood; but, any clash with the Zionist occupation forces of Slavic Jews makes us grin:
King Abdallah of Jordan responds to pleas for greater transparency and less corruption. We promise you Dahabi will be pardoned and allowed to enjoy his ill-gotten gains:
Finally, some action that should have been taken a year ago. I don’t think Al-Hassan was “shredded” though. I heard he was vaporized:
Oooh! What a threat from professional spy Mustapha Al-Sheikh:
More evidence that Rami Abdel-Rahman is in the running for the Tony Blair Liar of the Year award. Here, we at SyrPer can affirm, he is lying through his teeth. No attacks on Al-Qurriyeh:
I just got back from our dacha am going through all e-mails and calls. I’m happy to report that the military campaign is going very well in the North. Monzer left a message telling me that our forces killed over “one thousand rats” last week and that Aleppo is becoming a killing ground. I will post quite a bit after I finish the second one today. By the way, my friend, Yasser bagged a 140 lb buck yesterday on my property. Congratulations. I will photos after I learn how to e-mail them to this computer. Z