Khaled Oweiss is a virulent little rat who should not be spared the virgin blade. Yet, in this article, he writes about a Quixotic quest as ludicrous as any undertaken by the hapless Lakhdar Brahimi. This time, the tilter is Robert Ford, last year’s winner of the EGON KRENZ ANNUAL AWARD FOR SERVICE TO THE SYRIAN SECURITY ESTABLISHMENT:
Here’s the problem with the NACOSROF: First of all, the name is unwieldy and nauseatingly long. It has no meaning and the acronym is execrable. Even in Arabic, it generates revulsion:
الإئتلاف الوطني للثورة السورية والقوات المعارضة
The Arabic makes an acronym that is something like AWTHQM or OHSCUM! This is hardly the kind of concept which excites people. We recommend that OHSCUM fire Robert Ford immediately and hire
SyrPer to create a rational and accurate acronym for this new and ephemeral organization. We recommend by way of example: THE TEMPORARY ORGANIZATION FOR XENOPHOBIC INSTITUTIONS AND COALITIONS or TOXIC!!
Only minds clouded by visions of glory and doses of morphine could possibly operate under a moniker like OHSCUM.
Robert Ford’s Frankenstein monster is only now beginning to move its pinky. The selection of Cairo, of all places, as an headquarters only buttresses the argument that A. Mu’az Al-Khatib, the newly elected, Hollywood-created, crypto-Islamist fanatic weasel is, in fact, a front for the Muslim Brotherhood. SyrPer knew much of Al-Khatib before he was puffed up like some advertising blimp by Robert Ford’s cabal of Neo-Con blowhards and Zionist spies. He is the Muslim Brotherhood incarnate! And Cairo is now the center of, not only the Muslim Brotherhood, but also the entire Islamist movement championed by the Caliph of Ankara and his moribund tribe of apes in Arabia. The handwriting is on the wall. Nothing can come of this OHSCUM unless it turns openly and irrevocably militant and Islamist. That would put the kibosh on Ford’s plan to use this pathetic Trojan Horse to garner the support of secular Muslims and minorities in Syria whose cooperation is crucial and indispensable.
The cancer that eats away at OHSCUM is similar to the one that infects the Palestinian movement. Hamas cannot reconcile its differences with Fatah without losing its own message, and with that, its own raison d’etre. Fatah, too, must insist that its Gazan partner recognize the Zionist Abomination as a legitimate state and partner for peace. Without that, Fatah becomes a party to infamy by abandoning treaties and covenants requisite for statehood and international respect. Quite a mess.
But the mess at OHSCUM is much worse. There you have communists, socialists, progressives who must cooperate with Salafists, Takfiris, Jihadists and every species of irrational, boneheaded humbug, sorcerer and pseudo-prophet that a failed civilization can possibly produce. In the middle are the hapless and hopeless “moderates”, the “I’m Okay, You’re Okay” crowd that derives its sustenance from the adulation of the white man who thinks of them as “Worthy Oriental Gentlemen”. The mess is complete when you add the tribes! But the mess becomes a cosmic catastrophe when you add the NATO-enabled terrorists who are fighting a jihad against everybody in order to install a Caliphate in Syria!!!!
Ford looks to the Heavens for sustenance as he embarks on his most laureled flop. Having been booted out of Syria; having handed his own friends over to the Syrian security services; having sold his soul to Mammon, Satan and the Wicked Witch of the West; this character would be a most appropriate substitute for Rowan Atkinson in any Mr. Bean comedy.
My friend Radwan in Beirut tells me that most analysts see OHSCUM as some carnival sideshow. He used the word “frivolous” to describe the evolving miasma in Cairo.
Haithan Manna’ can come across somewhat sanely when he’s not snorting French wine. Here’s a good one for the Turks. Like they care:
Shoddy reporting from AP, Reuters and the rest about Iran’s nuclear program is exposed:
This will really miff the Yanks. I still don’t trust the English government:
Not that we care about this U.N. business, but Abbas in his fur cap is a sight:
We love Voltairenet. This one will have you in stitches:
Hurray for Iran. Boo to Canada. Canadians are bigoted:
International Burn a Koran Day pastor sentenced to death in absentia by Egyptian courts. Another laugh a minute:
I have to go to court. My e-mails today all show we are right about the fighting in Syria. You should see the bozos who took over the Tishreen Dam. They are on their way to Syrian medical schools for anatomy lessons.