“Uuuummm! Gosh, I don’t know where your wallet is!” Blair demonstrates his patented “Gape of Innocence” for his wife. Charlatan, Liar, Pettifogger, Apostate and Mass Murderer, Mr. Blair’s name is proudly emblazoned on the award to be given this year to one lucky person.
It is with much solemnity and sense of duty that the Board of Governors of Syrian Perspective has announced the Fifth and final nominee for 2012’s TONY BLAIR LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD. This award is not given capriciously to some sniveling child at a Three Penny Opera; instead it is awarded to those who have excelled in the dark art of deception, dissimulation, weaselhood or outright fabrication. The four previous nominees are David Cameron of England, Susan D. Rice of the United States, Rami Abdel-Rahman of the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights in England and the eminent doyen of Poop-Purveyors, Robert Ford, humiliated former ambassador to Syria and 2011 EGON KRENZ MEMORIAL AWARD laureate for his services to the Syrian security establishment. We are delighted to announce the fifth nominee for the Blair Award:
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!
Yowza! Yowza! Another award for the super-lucky Chicago street urchin, Affirmative Action Harvard Law School Freak, Unpublished Law Review Editorial Aberration, Smooth-Tongued Crooning Motown Motormouth, Pistol Pete, Il Duce of Drones, Hooper of Humbuggery and Hawker of Horsepucky. It is hard to imagine anyone reaching the aether of this great skill and craft in such a short time. Only those who are blessed with a certain gene can make this claim.
Oh, don’t worry, Mr. President, no matter how many times you lie, the press will always be kind to you.
Called “communist” by his detractors. “Backtracker” by his former allies. “Centrist” by jealous Clintonites. “Liberal” by Fundamentalist Christians. “Reactionary” by followers of Franz Fanon. “Dilettante” by intellectuals. He will always be something negative to someone. His ability to project manifold personalities without demonstrating any conviction in either one makes him the most superb disseminator of lies since Beelzebub!
We congratulate you, Mr. President and wish you the best of luck when the voting starts.
President Obama during a visit to Saudi Arabia in 2011 assumes the appearance of a Saudi shaman, Jihadist and Sunni fanatic. Yowza! Yowza!