THIRD POST – DECEMBER 28, 2012 – LUNCH TIME NEWS; HIGH PROPAGANDA WARNING
Angry Arab adds more sauce to the gander with this expose about the depredations of the democracy-loving revolutionaries of the Syrian conflict:
We think the U.S. is out of this game now. But Britain is not. Let’s watch how “Failed State” plays after the extermination of the rats:
I hate to tell our friends at Global Research that Debka files is pure hooey. Read this silliness anyways:
Russia continues to expose the nihilism of the Syrian opposition.
NEWS FROM SYRIA DIRECT TO SYRPER:
In Idlib Governorate today, the Syrian Army confirms killing rat-leader of “Martyrs’ Battalion”, Murad Ahmad Qaqish, possibly Iraqi. This is the area we mentioned earlier which is going to be liberated. The towns of Ghassaniyya and Kinsibba are involved. It’s happening just as Wael is saying.
In Dayr Al-Zor in the East, Syrian army regulars kill Muhammad Alloush, rat-leader of the “Al-Furqan” Brigades near the town of Jbeileh.
In my friend’s home town of Yabroud, the SAA has killed rat-leader Ibrahim Al-Abed and six others.
The names of the dead rats are:
Chaouki Rahhal (Lebanese)
Arfan Abdel-Ghafour Asmar
Afif Mahmoud Abu-Alsurour
Abdel-Latif Istwani (Lebanese)
Ghassan Alaa Jaberi (Lebanese)
Tariq Hamed Abdel-Mu’ti
Congratulations Meri, Abu Umar.
Syrian army announced Deir Ba’alba (Homs) to be rat-free for the first time in weeks.
In Aleppo, SAA clears out Jibrin and advances steadily across Aziziyya.
In Idlib, site of a massive victory for the SAA at Al-Ya’qoubiyya yesterday, a car bomb kills two civilians. (See this morning’s report on the great battle).
Mark the Brit sends this historical note showcasing an interesting period in French history:
Mike McGee will enjoy this, perhaps. So will our German readers. I have not edited the misspellings.
RE: French Perspective
Friday, December 28, 2012 3:09 PM
A victim of French arrogance
The Franco-Automobile war
was a civil war between the people
and their own vehicles. It led to the death of many people
and the destruction of many cars
. Fortunately all of them were French
editBuild up to war
It was in this cauldron of turmoil that disaffected Islamic
youths enacted their campaign to be accepted as part of French
culture. Following the George W. Bush
doctrine of inventing new enemies in times of difficulty, they focused their rage on cars, which are notoriously crappy in France
, and made for an easier target in addition to not fighting back. Under the battle cry “L’auto Francais est un infidel!”
they began burning French
cars on October 27th, while simultaneously chanting “Death to America”
purely out of habit.
editThe war begins
But after 12 days of French
authorities collectively shrugging and pulling that stupid, annoying Quoi?
expression that everyone else in the World
hates, the destruction had gotten out of control. 72 million cars had been destroyed, along with the cities of Paris
and Benny Hill Ville
. Curfews were enacted but to little effect, as people had problems accommodating their automobiles inside their tiny one-room mud-huts.
editRevenge of the cars
For this reason, it did not take long for further bad news to reach the French
government. On the 13th night, the generally pacifist cars finally organized themselves under the leadership of an imported German
Mercendez-Benz SLK called Tinkerbell
. General Tinkerbell orchestrated counter offensives using weapons such as determination, genuinely funny humor, hygiene products, and chunks of sharpened mango
Faced with such horrific weapons all native French people
unilaterally surrendered. Though still faced with resistance from immigrants (some of whom still had a backbone, as the procedure of removal by surgery was administered more sparingly as of late), the victorious cars declared the start of the Ninety Eighth
republic and subjugated all people
within the borders of France
to a life of humiliation. This was a great relief for the French, as they clearly had not expected things to brighten up, but to change for the worse. In addition to being forced to wash more than once a year, the French were reeducated that in reality, America
was the Land of the Free
, and that they all should emigrate to the vicinity of New Orleans
to work on the cotton fields for free and make room for a stronger race