FIRST POST – JANUARY 9, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY DELIVERS CRUSHING BLOW TO AL-QAEDA; NO RECOVERY POSSIBLE; MORE SHOCKING PROPAGANDA AND NEWS; READERS CONTRIBUTIONS

FIRST POST – JANUARY 9, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY DELIVERS CRUSHING BLOWS TO AL-QAEDA; TERRORISTS CANNOT RECOVER; MORE PROPAGANDA AND NEWS; READERS CONTRIBUTIONS

DUE TO THE SLAUGHTER OF AL-QAEDA RATS, THE WESTERN PRESS IS LOADED WITH PROPAGANDA TODAY.  INDEX IS HIGH AT 9.1

I CAN’T BELIEVE YAHOO PUBLISHED A GOOD ARTICLE.  THIS IS A GREAT ONE ABOUT ALEPPO.  BUT SOME PARTS WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING ESPECIALLY AS THE SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATES THE RATS:

http://news.yahoo.com/insight-aleppo-misery-eats-syrian-rebel-support-074943116.html

Ban Ki-Moon, SyrPer’s 2012 LIAR OF THE YEAR,  having received instructions from Washington to display despair, lashes out in his meek, obsequious way at Dr. Assad’s speech:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/08/world/middleeast/bashar-al-assads-speech-leaves-un-leader-disappointed.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&_r=0

Some mildly interesting data on Patriot missiles in Turkey.  Forgets the deployment of Eskandar cruise missiles and the Russian navy.  Yawn.

http://niqnaq.wordpress.com/2013/01/09/just-ignore-the-headline-it-means-us-could-hit-syria-by-saturday/

When the Iranians are released, we expect the Syrian government to re-arrest the rats and execute them:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-20958065

Curveball is back in the news.  This time it’s Syria’s massive uranium stockpile.  What a stockpile of baloney:

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4330267,00.html

Here’s a good daily dose of pure, embarrassing propaganda:

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2013/01/syrians-exchanged-iranians-giant-prisoner-swap/60754/ 

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NEWS DIRECT TO SYRPER:

DAMASCUS:  Banner day for the Orkin Man.  According to SANA and confirmed by Wael: over 90 rats killed yesterday in Damascus area.

At Hajar Al-Aswad, a rat leader was sent to his favorite sewer in Hell:

Hamdi Sukkaro
Rida Bakeer
Muhammad Al-Aqra’a
Muhannad Abdel-Salaam
Taher Jum’ah
Wael Jum’ah
Mahmoud Abdel-Malik 

At Douma, the following simian excrement was broomed away:

Na’im Dummarani
Hisham Al-Aswad
Safi Muntasir Tha’labi
Anas Khater Ahmad
Muhammad Baladi
Hassan Ne’matollah
Adib Ahmad Al-Ali

At IDLIB:

Taftanaz:  They won’t stop trying to do the impossible. Here are the names of some of the rodents killed yesterday trying to infiltrate the airbase:

Abdel-Jalil Turkmani
Ali Badreddine
Jihad Muhammad Chammout

At Al-Mastouma village, inhabitants spotted for our soldiers as they killed over 26 rats. 

HOMS:

Another French-inspired attempted infiltration results in the death of over 16 rodents leaving Jamra in Lebanon and winding up massacred at Al-Qusair.  What a day!

Bilal Muhammad Tawil  (Lebanese)
Nader Ali Samhat (Lebanese)
Ahmad Mahmoud Halabi
Radwan Muhammad Salameh
Ahmad Al-Ahmad
Mahmoud Ahmad Jarbou’
Muhammad Khodr Bahlawanji
Rustum Bahije Munawwar
Ali Samer Dayyoub
Ra’fat Abdel-Satir Qandil
Hamed Ali Al-Hannouti (Lebanese)
Muhammad Jamal Belqassem (Moroccan)
Jad Mahmoud Ahmad Al-Qudwa
Taher Ahmad Abdel-Rahman
Deeb Hinnawi
Muhammad Milhem Al-Danaa  

HAMA:  We can confirm the annihilation of all rats at Hilfaya firing on Mhardeh.  List of names not yet available.

We can report the deaths, however, of rat-leader Suleiman Ibrahim Sulieiman and his cohort, Murhaf Ahmad Shniyyeh.

DEIR EL-ZOR – We sadly report the death by execution of three of our soldiers.  The killers are being sought as we write.

An officer congratulates a militia member for his excellent service in spotting targets for the army.

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READERS’ CONTRIBUTIONS:

Hans sends this thoughtful note:

 hans has left a new comment on your post “FOURTH POST – JANUARY 8, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY BAGS T…“:

NAVI PILLAY can only be in that position because RSA keeps her there. These same weasels and corrupt leaders let down MQ of Libya. A man who dedicated Libya’s resources for the overthrow of Apartheid, offered numerous scholarship and arms and training to the ANC. Where was that western saint Nelson Mandela!

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