DUE TO THE SLAUGHTER OF AL-QAEDA RATS, THE WESTERN PRESS IS LOADED WITH PROPAGANDA TODAY. INDEX IS HIGH AT 9.1
I CAN’T BELIEVE YAHOO PUBLISHED A GOOD ARTICLE. THIS IS A GREAT ONE ABOUT ALEPPO. BUT SOME PARTS WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING ESPECIALLY AS THE SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATES THE RATS:
Ban Ki-Moon, SyrPer’s 2012 LIAR OF THE YEAR, having received instructions from Washington to display despair, lashes out in his meek, obsequious way at Dr. Assad’s speech:
Some mildly interesting data on Patriot missiles in Turkey. Forgets the deployment of Eskandar cruise missiles and the Russian navy. Yawn.
When the Iranians are released, we expect the Syrian government to re-arrest the rats and execute them:
Curveball is back in the news. This time it’s Syria’s massive uranium stockpile. What a stockpile of baloney:
Here’s a good daily dose of pure, embarrassing propaganda:
NEWS DIRECT TO SYRPER:
DAMASCUS: Banner day for the Orkin Man. According to SANA and confirmed by Wael: over 90 rats killed yesterday in Damascus area.
At Hajar Al-Aswad, a rat leader was sent to his favorite sewer in Hell:
At Douma, the following simian excrement was broomed away:
Safi Muntasir Tha’labi
Anas Khater Ahmad
Adib Ahmad Al-Ali
Taftanaz: They won’t stop trying to do the impossible. Here are the names of some of the rodents killed yesterday trying to infiltrate the airbase:
Jihad Muhammad Chammout
At Al-Mastouma village, inhabitants spotted for our soldiers as they killed over 26 rats.
Another French-inspired attempted infiltration results in the death of over 16 rodents leaving Jamra in Lebanon and winding up massacred at Al-Qusair. What a day!
Bilal Muhammad Tawil (Lebanese)
Nader Ali Samhat (Lebanese)
Ahmad Mahmoud Halabi
Radwan Muhammad Salameh
Mahmoud Ahmad Jarbou’
Muhammad Khodr Bahlawanji
Rustum Bahije Munawwar
Ali Samer Dayyoub
Ra’fat Abdel-Satir Qandil
Hamed Ali Al-Hannouti (Lebanese)
Muhammad Jamal Belqassem (Moroccan)
Jad Mahmoud Ahmad Al-Qudwa
Taher Ahmad Abdel-Rahman
Muhammad Milhem Al-Danaa
HAMA: We can confirm the annihilation of all rats at Hilfaya firing on Mhardeh. List of names not yet available.
We can report the deaths, however, of rat-leader Suleiman Ibrahim Sulieiman and his cohort, Murhaf Ahmad Shniyyeh.
DEIR EL-ZOR – We sadly report the death by execution of three of our soldiers. The killers are being sought as we write.
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NAVI PILLAY can only be in that position because RSA keeps her there. These same weasels and corrupt leaders let down MQ of Libya. A man who dedicated Libya’s resources for the overthrow of Apartheid, offered numerous scholarship and arms and training to the ANC. Where was that western saint Nelson Mandela!