We have just received an e-mail from Wael in Latakia. He writes that the situation in Aleppo has just improved by 80% with the encirclement and vaporization of over 316 rats in Al-Ashrafiyyeh, Aleppo. Wael adds that after yesterday’s debacle, English terrorists in Incirlik recommended a deployment of 400 rats as reinforcements so as not to lose the old quarters in the city. Whoever is commanding these rodents should have his head examined. Wael says they walked into a turkey shoot.
(map courtesy of the BBC)
Ashrafiyyeh sits at the northern entryway to the city’s oldest quarters. It also looks down at the major Christian quarters of Aziziyya and Sleimaniyya across Khalid Ibn Al-Walid Avenue. Wael also reports that in trying to reinforce their hapless and mapless cohorts, the rats wound up depleting their few remaining confederates in Bustan Al-Qasr. With Saif Al-Dawla and Salah Al-Din now rat free, the entire south of Aleppo is firmly in government hands. It also appears that unless the rodents can get more reinforcements in from Turkey, the entire Aleppan episode is over for the time being. Erdoghan and the Prince of Syphilis have been handed a feast of crows. A massive defeat for NATO!
Dead rats identified so far by MI and police are an interesting combination of nationalities. Judging from the size of their beards, many are committed Salafists now straddling the fence between Hell and oblivion.
Edhem Mehmet Kurat (Turk)
Sadiq Kadhim Al-Umari (Iraqi)
Muhammad Ali Al-Khazraji (Iraqi)
Mahmous Muhammad Husameddine
Ma’rouf Asmar (Jordanian)
Saoud Abderrahman Widadi (Saudi)
Muhammad Sayf Dammami (?)
Rafic Sa’adeddine Albaji
Ahmad Suleiman Skafi
Walid Ali Midhat
Ahmad Muhammad Al-Ali (Iraqi)
Belqassem Hamid Treiki (Libyan papers)
Sufyan Badii Al-‘Ateeq
Muhammad Bouhamdan (Moroccan)
Khoza Salambekov (Chechen)
Munqidh Ali Ihtiram
Rustam Fayzulev (Chechen)
Abdel-Basit Abdel-Samad Al-Mawla
Badran Mansour (Jordanian)
Yazid Muhammad Kroumi
Asim Abdullah Alviyev (Chechen)
More names of the carcasses are coming in over the next few days. Wael has no names of captured rodents.
The first nominee is no stranger to WOGDOM. She has been at the very top of the list for quite some time. While the Board of Governors for SyrPer regrets awarding the prize for 2012 to Syrian NACOSROF leader, Ahmad Muadh Al-Khatib, there is some satisfaction in knowing she is still in the running for this year’s prize.
Her qualifications are legion. She is a South African-born female of Asian-Subcontinental descent. She immediately recognized her destiny as a born factotum, chambermaid, chaiwallah, yes-woman, bag-lady and overall coprophagist at the age of 12 years. She is proud to tell everyone that she “cannot think without some white person telling her to do so.”
She is the first person from South Africa to attend the Harvard Law School where she was able to hone her skills at being inept in life and devoid of judgment. She is so grateful to America for permitting her that distinct honor that she finds herself unable to make decisions without an American-accented voice imposing directions on her. She is also the first Tamil woman to be appointed a judge of the International Criminal Tribunal for Rwanda, a position to which she was nominated by fellow WOG, SYRPER LIAR OF THE YEAR laureate and international kimchi salesman, Ban Ki-Moon. She later went on to become the U.N. High Commissioner for Human Rights in which she is now distinguishing herself by doing everything white people expect of her. She is none other than:
She has received the Gruber Prize for Women’s Rights; an Honorary Degree from Durham University; an Honorary Degree from CUNY Law School; the London School of Economics and a 2009 Gift Certificate from Rhodes University and Chaiwallah of the Year from the Hindu-American Manservant Society. Now she is on her way to receiving the most prestigious prize of all: WOG of the Year from SyrPer.
She has proven her usefulness to the U.S. by perfunctorily upping the number of deaths in Syria to 60,000, which is about 30,000 more than the estimates given by the most virulent opponents of the Assad government. Rami Abdel-Rahman of the universally discredited Syrian Observatory for Human Rights was bowled over by the number and quickly adjusted his own figures upwards by 100%!!
And does anyone believe she has any basis for the figures? Only NATO and Qatar. Scuttlebutt is that John Kerry, the Mr. Obama’s nominee for Secretary of State has promised Ms. Pillay a job at his home after she retires from her hard work fabricating statistics at the U.N. For that reason, the Board of Governors of SyrPer has sent Ms. Pillay, and her husband, Gaby Pillay, a gift acknowledging her nomination:
Worthy of note also is Ms. Pillay’s literary origins: she is the great granddaughter of poetess, Edna St. Vincent Pillay.