FIRST POST – MARCH 11, 2013 – FSA SURROUNDED IN DAMASCUS; NEWS FROM EVERY FRONT; WARPED FOREIGN PROPAGANDA AND NEWS

FIRST POST – MARCH 11, 2013 – FSA TERRORISTS SURROUNDED IN CAPITAL; NEWS DIRECTLY FROM SYRIAN FRONT; WARPED WESTERN PROPAGANDA AND SOME NEWS

ENTIRE JABHAT AL-NUSRA CABAL ANNIHILATED AT AL-MAYSAR IN ALEPPO:

ALEPPO:

At Al-Maysar in the Aleppan countryside, the Jabhat Al-Nusra jihadist apes were holding a meeting of the “Council of Shari’ah Courts” under the aegis of the “Jabhat Al-Nusra Court”.  You might think all this sounds very legal and proper.  In truth, these cockroaches were planning to employ their ignorance to further vex and torment the local people.  We have received permission from our source to tell you that villagers reported the meeting to the Military Intelligence office in Aleppo which alerted SAA and militia of the meeting.  The attack was planned just before dusk as the insects relaxed for their inept council.  Not offering the trash any opportunity to feign surrender in order to arm their suicide vests, the SAA pounced on them with AK47s on automatic mode.  When the operation finished, not one rodent-roach out of the 43 was alive.  Here are the names of the identifiable carcasses:

Nibraas Ali Shaqqour
Muhammad Duwaylaati
Akram Muhammad Ali Hassanayn
Maher Ahmad Julwaan
Adib Mahmoud Abu-Hassoon
Mustafa Qaramanji (?)
Awda Ali Mahsoub
Muhammad Taher ‘Arfaan
Ali Jabbour Qassqass
Mahmoud Abdul-Basset Mbahhaj

The rest are unidentified with some clearly appearing foreign. 

We told you not to believe the nonsense about the Jabhat Al-Nusra taking over the police academy.  We can confirm that to you again.  At Khan Al-‘Asal, total security has returned to the town.  The Jabhat Al-Nusra nihilists were sent running either straight to Hell or to their Turkish principals.  

This unidentified rodent was fried in Khan Al-‘Asal about 4 days ago in an SAA push to reclaim the entire area.  He was blown apart and rendered unfit for sale to international anatomy schools.

After a huge demonstration we reported in Ashrafiyya in support of the Syrian Army, the rats tried to go back in for some revenge against the local population.  But today’s Aleppo differs from yesterday’s.  Two National Defense units operate now in that area and infiltration is no longer easy for the rodents.  Last night,  they tried to enter the area but were repulsed by brave militia men and women.  Confirmed dead rats are:

Barakat Ali Al-Haddaadeen
Ahmad Hussein Al-‘Anbari
Zein-Al-Abideen Jabbar Noureddine
“Abu Bilal”  (i.d. pending)
Mukhlis Hassan Al-Murr

At Al-Bab near the entrance to Maari’, the SAA vaporized a flatbed truck mounted with a heavy machine gun.  No names available.

We can confirm SAA victories at the following towns:  Rutyaan, Mannagh, Maar’annaaz, Tal’ajaar, Andan, Kafr Daa’el, Mansoura and Tallat Al-Kilaariyya.
  

HOMS:  KILLING FIELD FOR FSA RATS AND J.N. DUNG BEETLES

You have all heard the latest balderdash from the so-called Syrian Observatory for Human Rights which is a creation of the British Foreign Office that is run by a convicted Syrian felon and terrorist sympathizer.  He has been reporting that rodents have re-infiltrated Baba Amr in Homs.  False.  They tried to enter the quarter from Al-Sultaaniyya but met a hail of gunfire so intense they wound up splitting their ranks and heading for the countryside.  Not so easy for them as well-trained militia backing SAA infantry and S.F. opened fire leaving close to 100 dead.  

Wael has been following this event very closely but wondering why the rodents would want to come back to an area so well-protected.  He has no answer and I don’t either.  It must be the French idiots in Lebanon.

Wael promises to send names later as the carcasses are classified.

At Al-Khaldiyya, a group of FSA penitents surrendered to the SAA.  The number is approximately 40.

At Maaheen, the SAA destroyed 6 heavy oil tankers which were commandeered by “revolutionary” thieves for sale on the open market.  The following met their favorite devil:

Nadim Al-Ammar
Muhsin Mu’adh Mabroom
Saadeq Ali Fundawli (?)
Muhammad Hussein Al-‘Arees
Khayreddine Qassem Istambouli

It’s sad, but another Tlas has bitten the dust.  We can confirm the death of the FSA rat and traitor:

Adnan Tlas at Karm Shumshum. 

Also, at Al-Dumayna in rural Homs, 17 rodents were killed by the Orkin Man.  No names available.

DER’AH:

At the Hayy Al-Arba’een, a firefight killed the following vermin:

Midhat Mahmoud Al-Hawraani
Mahmoud Awad Al-Uraabi

Also, at Hait and Bi’r Ajam, more rodent names can be added to those we published yesterday:

“Abu Labweh” is identified as Karam Mukhliss Al-Zaydi
Ra’ed Ali Baabakr
Ahmad Hameed Khorsheed
Raaqi Muhammad Masnood

DAYR EL-ZOR:

At that confoundingly unimportant airport for crop dusters called Al-Mataar Al-Qadeem, the SAA dropped the following flies:

Fouad Abed Al-Ash’ari
Muhammad Nu’man Al-Kubaysi (aka “Hattoush”) (yawn)

At Al-Huwayqa, a favorite handout for Jabhat Al-Nusra freaks, the SAA destroyed 4 vehicles with attached heavy machine guns.  The dead rats are:

Jamil Salahuddine Bustani
Ali Muhammad Afsheh
Radhwan Hussein Khalifeh
Hassan Al-Jabbouri
Khudr Mahmoud Khalaf
Bilal Sa’adallah Al-Ruzz
Abdul-Mu’ti Hassan Al-Akaabir

The remaining 12 scavengers are probably Iraqis carrying no papers.

DAMASCUS:

And the beat goes on.  Despite lying in the Western Media, one thing is certain, the only area to which the rats are clinging now is Jawbar – but oh so tenuously.  Robert Ford’s little rats can feel the exterminator coming and nothing can help them.  Monzer tells me the area is so encircled that no vermin can escape.  He also assures me that new engineering technology is being used to detect those pesky tunnels.

The dead in Jawbar so far, at the Telephone Center, are:

Muhammad Adib Samman
Sulayman Ataayaa
Khaled Al-Hawwash
Naseeb Ghandour

Another 4 are unidentified.

At Daarayya near the Al-Sayyida Sakina shrine, a heavy machine-gunner was killed trying to sneak away from approaching infantry.       

Some fighting at the Shi’i Shrine of Al-Sayyida Zaynab.  All 5 rodents killed with no names.

Douma saw the deaths of these hyenas:

Ibrahim Slayyik
Faisal Al-Toukhi

More fighting in Adra with 11 rats killed.  Monzer cannot get the names of the carcasses.

IDLIB:

Saraaqib was the site of a major firefight where the SAA destroyed an entire warehouse filled with IEDs and killed every rat inside.  The were:

Muneer Muwaffaq Salah
Ahmad Ali Al-Kawwa
“Zuzu” (i.d.pending)
Muhammad Jamil Hajjar
Adam Hassan Matboon
Ra’d Kamaleddine
Yousuf Mahmoud Bitinjaani
‘Atbaan Mahmoud Al-Khayyat

14 more were without papers.

LATAKIA:

After that incredible find which disclosed Zionist interference in the conflict in Syria, the SAA continued its stubborn search for the weapons the rats use to oppress the civilian population.  At Tfaileh Town, the SAA
unearthed a veritable Sears Catalog of weapons including automatic machine guns, pistols and 21 IEDs each with a payload of 30 kgs.    

ضبط مناظير عسكرية مع أحد اللبنانيين القادمين من السويد إلى بيروت عبر تركيا

Here are some binoculars whose attempted smuggling by a fanatical nihilist rat was interdicted at Beirut Airport thanks to a tip from Hizbollah.

Al-Manar t.v. revealed that Lebanese customs agents stopped a man known now as “Kh” “A” at the Beirut airport after a tip from certain quarters that he was attempting to smuggle 5 high-powered binoculars (3 of which were for night vision) while flying on Turkish Airlines through Istanbul to Beirut.  SyrPer has learned that the man was the brother of a slain terrorist Jihadist belonging to the Fatah Al-Islam gang which terrorized Palestinians at the Nahr Al-Bared Camp near Tripoli.  The brother was killed at the hands of the Lebanese Army.  SyrPer has received a tip that his name is “Khaled Al-Absi”, but we’re not sure.  

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WARPED WESTERN NONSENSE AND SOME REAL NEWS:

Congrats to the Pakistanis for pushing their own agenda.  We have no doubt Pres. Cream ‘O Wheat will use his terrorists allies to obstruct the planned pipeline.  Or, maybe, he’ll use his fleet of drones:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21736725

Mr. Schwanzkopf calls it “cold blooded murder”.  What about Britains support for terrorists in Syria? You ape!  We are not happy about the deaths of the Italian, Green and Lebanese victims.  The British regime of David Cameron has soured us on anything to do with England:

http://news.yahoo.com/italy-greece-confirm-hostages-killed-nigeria-030201238.html

If this report is true, Jordan was always lying about its intentions.  King Abdallah II must face the same fate. Why Dr. Assad does not unleash a war on this Hashemite ape is anybody’s guess:

http://english.al-akhbar.com/content/us-training-syrian-rebels-jordan-report

Aw shucks!  There will be other opportunities to get Erdoghan:

http://en.trend.az/news/incident/2128058.html

This is a good article in Arabic about the NACOSROF inability to come together.

http://www.jpnews-sy.com/ar/news.php?id=53538

Here is a report on video reciting the position of Syria’s Supreme Iftaa’ Council:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaIzvQIUZ1o

You will enjoy this rational and sober-minded editorial by this fine gentleman:

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/MID-01-080313.html

You will also enjoy this article about the permanent deployment of the Russian fleet in the Mediterranean:

http://en.ria.ru/military_news/20130311/179943892.html

And this:

http://en.rian.ru/military_news/20130311/179945052.html