BE PREPARED TO RECEIVED INTEL THAT AHMAD MU’ADH AL-KHATEEB HAS RESIGNED FROM NACOSROF!! WE WILL STRIP HIM OF HIS 2012 “WOG OF THE YEAR AWARD” IF HE HAS TAKEN THIS IMPORTANT STEP TOWARD REHABILITATION
Syrian troops march headlong into battle against an army of Wahhabist-funded rodents in the holy war to cleanse Syria of plague.
Reports coming in to SyrPer evidence the resignation of Ahmad Mu’adh Al-Khateeb from NACOSROF. It is believed the resignation was due to several factors: 1. the assassination of Shaykh Al-Bouti whom Al-Khateeb knew and respected enormously, 2. the knowledge that his own allies were behind the assassination, 3. his marginalization after the “election” of Mr. Shitto as counterfeit P.M. of NACOSROF and 4. the position of other “dissidents” like Dr. Haitham Al-Mannaa’. We will have more about this shortly.
The Tunisian daily, Al-Jareeda, has published an article confirming that 2,000 Tunisians have been sent to fight in Syria.
SYRIAN ARMY DEALS TORRENTS OF FIRE AT RATS IN LATAKIA GOVERNORATE. MORE RAT-STATS COMING IN ABOUT AL-QAEDA LOSSES IN RUBAY’AH AREA WITH MORE NEWS ABOUT OTHER VICTORIES
The rat-stats are pouring in after what must be considered a disastrous decision by slum-general Salim Idris to commit 3,000 rodents to the front at Al-Rubay’ah. With his incompetent British oafs mismanaging the entire logistical and electronic war (can’t forget the German Shpionboot either), the FSA and Jabhat Al-Nusra are on their way to irrelevance, if not obsolescence.
Wael gleefully sends more dead rats:
Mahmoud Radhwaan Al-Akaaber
Hussein Ali Hussein
Muhammad Bilaal Al-Qatraji
Saadeq Ghaaleb Abu-Hassan
Jihaad Abdullah Halloum
Anas Nadeem Al-Khaaboor
Another 26 bodies were burned beyong recognition. It is almost certain these carcasses belonged to apes from outside Syria. 3 were taken as warblers.
Al-Dughmshiyya: 2 warehouses hid anti-armor RPGs, heavy machine guns and assault rifles. This was a cache that would cost $3,000,000 in today’s market, according to Wael’s sources. When SAA arrived to seize all contents and arrest the rodents inside, a firefight started which the enemy had to lose seeing that army Special Forces backed by tough militia had surrounded the area. According to Wael, SAA snipers controlled the entrance to the town allowing SF to used “shock” grenades to soften up the terrorists followed by an APC. Killed in this encounter were:
Mustafa Haashem, rat leader now a dinner guest of Belial
“Abu-Jihaad” (id pending)
Mahmoud Ali Tahseeldaar
Najeeb Abdul-Rahman Khayrwaadi
“Al-Albaani” (“The Albanian”, id pending)
Anwar Mustafa Daftarzaada
Mahmood Ali Al-Baasha
‘Aatef ‘Arabajji (?)
Abdul-Mawla Hussayn Kar’ali (black African carrying false Syrian i.d.)
12 others could not be identified.
ALEPPO: SAA DROPPED THE GRIM REAPER ON THE HYENAS STILL TRYING TO INFILTRATE FROM LEBANON:
On Taadef Road, SANA and Wael report that 3 trucks, 2 diesel and 1 trailer-truck, were turned into useless iron by SAA. The trucks were accompanied by 3 cars occupied by 8 scavengers. All were killed along with the truck drivers. Interestingly, at this point, SAA discovered 1 of 2 electronic-interference stations (EW) provided apparently by the French. The dead scavengers who could be identified are:
Hussein Ali Abu-Taraabeesh
“Abu-Al-Jazzaar” (id pending. Name indicates bloody history)
Abdul-Qaader Hussayn Muzher
The rest were either non-id-carrying or burned beyond recognition in the conflagration.
At Khaan Toumaan near what is called the “Yellow Balcony” on the main Aleppo-Damascus Road, 6 rodents from Lebanon were sent via the Infernal Elevator straight to Old Scratch. No id available.
At Khirbet Khazmar, 17 were killed in a firefight involving 6 motorcycles and 4 cars, all coming from Lebanon. Only 4 carried identification deemed valid:
Wadhdhaah Muhammad Hamawi
Laami’ Ali Dawdah
Mahmoud Ridhaa Jahshaan
Hayyan Village, at the southern cemetery, a unit of rodents went up, Wile E. Coyote-style, while prepping IEDs to kill civilians:
Ahmad Ramdho Alyawi
Ramdho Alyawi (his rat offspring)
Al-Ataareb, at the School of Agriculture, Roberts Ford’s muderers went up in a ball of smoke:
Another 2 could not be identified.
At ‘Andaan near the Maqaali’ Al-Taamoora, 8 unidentifed rodents went to Mr. Treacle.
Over 31 rodents killed in clashes with SAA and militia at Tal-Jabeen in the Al-Sayfaan areaa. No details since the body-count started only 4 hour ago.
Al-Mansoora, 4 cars loaded with new acolytes for Mephistopheles were called on for their contracts. No details.
In Aleppo City, at the Abu ‘Ubayda Ibn Al-Jarraah School in the Al-Sukkari District, 3 rats were sent to Mr. Brimstone:
Misbaah Muhammad Al-Rawandi
Jaassem Ali Makhloo’
Adeeb Hassan Naaser
At the Old Folks Home (Daar Al-‘Ajaza) in Bustaan Al-Baasha, 4 rats descended to dinner after special invitation from the Lord of the Flies. No details.
NASTY PLACE TO BE IF YOU ARE A RAT FROM LEBANON. WE TOLD YOU!! IT’S CLOSED TO RODENTS AND HYENAS:
AT Al-Dhab’ah base, again, where the rats are trying to get their mitts on some ammo, the SAA delivered death in the form of a reverse ski-lift straight to the Devil:
Another 13 could not be identified.
Another military base at Al-‘Uboodiyya, in the Al-Qusayr vicinity, saw slithering rats slide down the slippery slopes to the big Weber Grill in Hades:
Abdul-Kareem Hassan Al-Saraaqibi
Mustafa Ali Yaaseen
Habeeb Talaal Najjaar
Another 6 had no ids on them.
At Karm Shumshum and Al-Qaraabees, Wael says 9 rats dotted the countryside after being taken down by SAA snipers looking for those pesky motorcycles. No details.
At Daar Al-Kabeera, near Talbeesa, Security Forces set off a controlled detonation destroying a safe house with C-4 and dynamite inside. Unfortunately, some rubes couldn’t figure out what the Security people were doing and wound up getting atomized. Bye bye and Beep Beep:
Muraad Muhammad Rizqallah
Very big SAA operation in Al-Rastan near the Darweesh Gas Station nets “lots of terrorists” according to Wael. He has not received any list. Unfortunately, this operation might have been turned over to AFI.
Other fighting in Homs includes ‘Ibil, in Al-Qusayr, Baab Hood in Homs City, Burj Qaa’i, Taldo in the Al-Hula Area. In Taldo, a flatbed carrying a 23mm machine gun was disable and its driver arrested. No details.
At Khirbet Al-Zubayda, close to Bi’r ‘Ajam, dead rats were fired upon. Spotters confirm 3 carcasses. No details.
Al-Qunaytra, a rat attack on a military base which was reported “taken over” by said rats is still in the hands of our army. A rat leader from Jabhat Al-Nusra rappelled quckly down to the infernal regions after a bullet struck him square in the head:
Muhammad Zaydaan Al-Hajj – rat leader
Abdul-Ghaffar Isfanti (?)
IDLIB: They just won’t stop trying. The Orkin Man cannot somehow deliver the one lethal blow.
At Sarja, the second French-made “electronic jamming base” was discovered and dismantled. Wael says the Iranians are very interested in design of this apparatus and wants to thank Mr. Hollande for the gift.
All rodents were arrested and taken away by Air Force Intelligence agents.
Al-Nayrab Base. 10 reported deaths in this never-ending demonstration of devilish tenacity in the face of our unflinching determination to prove the rats are doomed. Wael says nobody bothered to identify the dead carcasses because it was too dangerous. They are just rotting in the wind.
At Areeha, on Al-Ain Road, there was a clash with no detailed results.
Jisr Al-Shughoor, at Arnaba Village, these microbes were given the rub-out:
Maalek Hussayn Abu-Rummaan
Ahmad Sa’id Louzaan
4 others had no id on them and appeared foreign.
At Binnish, rats from Turkey got the Swiss Cheese Treatment with 3 killed and the rest scurrying back to Erdoghan’s rat hole. No details. Bodies are rotting as we write.
2 4-wheel drive flatbeds with mounted 23mm anti-aircraft machine guns were destroyed along with the operators. No details. (SANA)
DAMASCUS; BIG DAY FOR DEAD SCUM.
At Al-‘Utayba, in a firefight with SAA and militia after discovery of a safe house, the following vermin took the bus-ride south to Lucipher:
Shab’ah: on the border with Lebanon, SAA dealt death to 2 rodents. Their bodies were picked up by litter-mates and taken for burial. Burn in Hell!
Daarayaa: More snipes kick the bucket. All were from the Jabhat Al-Nusra. Monzer says they are unable to sneak out which is why the SAA is slowly reducing their numbers this way. At the Bakery Roundabout near the Al-Sayyida Sakeena Shrine, 4 snipers were killed along with 2 machine-gunners. None could be identified because they carried no identification. Monzer says one is believed to be Muhssen Al-Hanash, a wanted criminal.
Douma. A unit of the Liwaa’ Al-Islaam was annihilated at the Town Roundabout at the Medical Bridge Road. The dead vipers were identified as:
Subhi Al-Ajwah (rat leader of “Usood Allah Battalion” (Lions of God) (Yawn))
Yaasser Al-Waawi (rat leader of “Sariyyat Al-Iqtihaam” or “The Attack Squadron” (double-yawn))
NEW ADRA: 2 cars with machine guns belonging to Jabhat Al-Nusra were bagged. One of the rat leaders by the name of:
“Abu Talha” (id pending) was killed hiding behind another one of his rat protoges.
Haazem Badraan (sniper belonging to “Al-Zubayr Battalion. Yawn.)
Ayman Al-Ashqar (sniper belonging to “‘Ibaad Al-Haqq” Battalion, yawn)
Haatem Al-Masmood (sniper)
Jawbar. Oh boy! This was supposed to be the big push. Well, anyways, in the area of the Tayyiba Mosque and Al-Manaasher Road, the SAA passed out tickets for the big banquet on Fire Island:
Ayman Al-Zunnaar (rat leader)
Faadi Mirjaan (another rat leader)
Eid “Al-Faylasoof” (Oh, God! The Philosopher. Id pending)
Rafeeq Hassan Qutraani
Another 12 could not be identified.
More “share the wealth” shenanigans result in rat deaths. Inhabitants of the area called the Ministry of the Interior to report some brouhaha over loot in this once beautiful mountain town. When SAA and IS arrived, they found bodies everywhere after a shootout over drugs and money. The leader of one of the great Islamist groups was immediately identified as HAITHAM MADKHANA. A notorious sex pervert and wanted felon, this rodent was the first to go. Another 12 rats are being identified. Monzer says 3 were Lebanese.
Der’ah: In the northern part of this governorate, SAA stopped terrorists trying to arm IEDs at the Al-Haarat Zamreen Road. The IEDs were armed with 10kgs each of C-4 provided by Prince Child Molester of Qatar.
In Paris, Syrian, Algerian and French supporters demonstrate against the killing of Shaykh Al-Bouti and express their support for our government.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA FOR SUNDAY READING:
Christoph Lehmann always writes intelligently, but, excludes Russia in his analyses. This article about Ocalan and the PKK is very interesting. I wonder why PKK leader Kiryilan has forgotten how Sekine Cansiz was assassinated in Paris. Does he not know that Ocalan has sold out for a bigger television?
Here is the AP at its worst. First you get a picture of a victim of the suicide bombing at the Iman Mosque that killed Shaykh Bouty. Then the entire article is about some fake “gains” by the rats in Der’ah with the usual effort to bolster their morale. Funny reading:
This one about our president’s “engineered” media death is very interesting and is being debunked before it starts. Says a lot about Al-Jazeera whose reporters should be executed for treason:
As we told you, the Jawlaani village of Hadhar was liberated 4 days ago. The Zionists are threatening over violations of their sovereignty even though the entire world rejects their occupation of the Golan Heights. Here’s one that’ll make you writhe in embarrassment:
Iraq is allied with Syria, Kerry, so stop dreaming. Get your diplomats out of Baghdad while the going is still good. Love those Iranian airplanes with the goodies:
John sends this from the WP with a strange photo attached to it. Go figure.
THE WILE E. COYOTE CORNER:
And now watch these rubes get a shell after firing on the SAA in Der’ah. The explanations at the beginning confirm what we told you about the financial importance of these tapes. It’s still a laugh: