FIRST POST – MARCH 25, 2013 – RIAD AL-AS’AD MORTALLY WOUNDED!! NEWS FROM THE FRONT; FSA COLLAPSING; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA FROM AROUND THE GLOBE

FIRST POST – MARCH 25, 2013 – RIAD AL-AS’AD MORTALLY WOUNDED!!, NEWS FROM THE FRONT; AL-KHATEEB CALLS IT QUITS; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA FROM AROUND THE GLOBE

NEWS STRAIGHT TO SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE FROM THE BATTLE ZONE:

CAPTAIN ZONTAR, RIAD AL-AS’AD, COMMITTED AGAIN TO HOSPITAL; THIS TIME HE’S A GONER:

Oh, Riad, we hardly got to know you.  Riad Al-As’ad, seen below, while addressing Zontarians on the Planet Zontar, just got hit in the town of Mayaadeen in Deir El-Zor Governorate.  So sad, really.  He had a future with Baghdad Bob in the Gulf.  We’ll announce his timely death at the right moment.  In any case, he’s got no leg to stand on. 

a bomb stuck to his car targeted Col. Riad al-Asaad during a visit to the town of Mayadeen in eastern Syria

LOSSES TO FSA AND ALQAEDA IN DAMASCUS CALLED “TERRIFYING” AS THE SAA AND MILITIA GRIND THEIR REMNANTS INTO CAT LITTER

At Darayya, more snipers and 1 abandoned machine gunner were put to death by relentless infantry.  At the railroad tracks:

Akram Sa’id Al-Humaydi
Ali Hussayn ‘Ijjaati

Waleed Muhammad Khayba (machine gunner, not with the 2 mentioned above)

At the Sayyida Sakina Shrine, the SAA sent this rat on the fast track to Hell:

Mustafa Muhammad Skaafi

Zabadaani:  This beautiful mountain resort has been turned into a hovel by the presence of plague-carrying atheist, nihilist, Islamist Wahhabist hog excrement.  Here’s some who bought a Europass to Treacle-World:

Ammar Basto
Muhammad Al-Ayman
Muhammad Abdul-Salaam Nutsha (?)
Qaasem Hassan Deeb
Haitham Jallaad
Ali Mahmoud Sirdaar

Another 6 could not be identified and were deliberately burned beyond recognition with white phosphorous.

Yabrood in the scenic Qalamoon Mountains near Damascus, SAA Blade Runners retired the following fake Muslims:

Muhammad Saalem
Hassan Al-‘Aasheq
Sami Hassan Al-Bayaadhi

Another 2 could not be identified.

East Ghouta, at a site not identified by Monzer, but close to the Al-Ghaidha Bridge, a warehouse containing ammunition and communication equipment was uncovered.   

Al-‘Utayba.  A clash between nihilistic Wahhabi rats resulted in a full busload heading straight to the flames for:

Ali ‘Affoof, a rat leader and known pedophile
Ali ‘Asfoor (of the illustrious “Shield of the Capital Brigade”. Yawn)
Hassan Riyaadh Ammoon
Muhammad Isma’eel
Muhammad Jum’ah
Na’eem Hussayn Siddeeqi

Another 5 could not be identified.

Jawbar, scene of the dreamt-of “Mother of all Battles” saw hyenas buy the rapid transit ticket to Das Ende:

Shaadi Al-Yousuf
Alaa Hamdo
Abdul-Mu’ti Wardaan
Abdo Khalloof
Hisham Zaynaati
‘Aadel Hassanayn
Sameer Ameen
Khayreddine Jaa’ouri
“Abi Mahmood Saadeq” (true id pending)

Another 13 went along with them to Hell.  No identification.

Hujjayra, near the Palestinian Camp, these useless pelts were put on the dumbwaiter for Satan’s favorite charities:

Muhannad Khamees
Jaleel Qidamaati (?)
Muhannad Mazloom
Bassaam Al-Nimr (Tiger, tiger, burning bright!  Yeah.  As the fires engulf his coward’s stripes!)
Jum’ah Al-BuTaina (a non-Syrian, probably Jordanian ordure)

‘Adra the City:  In a spectacular ambush laid by adroit militia these stillborn rats belonging to the “Al-Zubayr Brigade” (yawn) went willy-nilly into Hell:

Haazem Badraan
Hussayn Keekho  (Kikhkho, would be better)
Talaal Maghribi
Muhammad Wissam Al-Ali

16 others could not be identified.  All were bearded trolls.

But, in Douma, in the East Ghouta, new recruits from the U.S. “training centers” in Northern Jordan were taken down.  How do we know they were American-trained:  Because they warbled.  In fact, some didn’t have to warble because they worked for us anyway.  Here’s a list of the carcasses which carried valid papers:

Mustafa Saleem Al-‘Ajeeb
Taareq Abu-Jamra
Abdul-Malek Al-Haidari
Sawmar Subhi Ghandoor
Khaleel “Jaak” Al-Wahsh

48 were not identified at all because they either carried no papers or had forged documents.  Many were not of Syrian origin.

HOMS:  BIG DAY FOR SAA; REALLY ROTTEN DAY FOR RATS

On the road between Burj Al-Qaa’i and Taldo,  SAA destroyed a flatbed truck mounted with a Croatian manufactured, Saudi-supplied 23mm anti-aircraft machine gun.  The 3 rodents aboard were sent Southwards to you know who:

Mahmoud Al-Qattaan
Sabri Ali Al-Juwwayli
Saamer Maawardi

الجيش السوري يستعد لجولة جديدة.. والنار التي ستمتد ستُلهب المنطقة؟

A Syrian Army sniper takes aim at rats in Homs as all pathways into the city are choked off by brilliant tactics.   

At Baba Amr, a bunch of grubs were scraped off the side of a garbage can and put on the barbie.  We have no names thanks to the cheapskate AI people.

Tal Dhahab in the Hula countryside:  A warehouse was destroyed which contained ammunition.  Inside the warehouse were the following future carcasses:

Ahmad Sa’id Al-Sa’faani
‘Assem Sa’eed Khayr
Jameel Ali Wazzaan
Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Abdallah

Taldo, West Al-Tayyiba, and Ghanto, we can confirm the destruction of 7 cars loaded with rats and ammo, RPGs, missile launchers (not detailed) and lots of drugs.  No names, but Wael tells us 27 total were killed from this group trying to maneuver in from Lebanon.

At South ‘Ain Hussein, a Doschka was destroyed.  On the back of the flatbed was the soon-to-be-dead rat:

Ma’roof Muhammad Abdul-Rahman

The driver was taken prisoner and is singing arias.

Al-Rastan, another town that should be levelled, an artfully laid ambush by our SAA netted 16 rats, almost all non-Syrian.  The ones carrying papers were:

Ghassaan Jabr Hassan-Ali  
Firaas Haddad
Muhammad Ahmad Al-Tayri

Palmyra (Tadmur):  At the 2nd Pumping Station, SAA clashed with rats and killed 7 of them.  No names.

AL-RAQQA:  A slimy little rodent from Al-Fujayra in the United Ayraab Emirates was sent to pedophile Heaven after fighting with SAA.  This former “officer” in the UAW army was apparently a member of an outlawed Islamist political party.  He is one Muhammad Al-‘Abdooli.  He was sentenced in 2005 to 2 years in prison for his political affiliations.  He belonged to the Al-Umma Party.      

IDLIB:  DON’T BELIEVE A WORD OF THE AL-JAZEERA REPORTS ABOUT WAADI DHEIF MILITARY BASE.  IT IS STILL IN THE UNSHAKEABLE GRIP OF OUR ARMY.   THESE LIES ARE MEANT TO BUOUY UP THE SAGGING MORALE OF THE RATS.

At Abu Dheif, a suicide bomber-grub was shot before he could approach 400 meters of our military checkpoint.  He was vaporized in his own petard and is now enjoying dinner with Mephisto. 

And, yes, they’re still attacking the Youth Camp at Nairab even though the SAA has reinforced its positions there with about 1,500 troops.  Wael says Sukhoi bombers took out an entire battalion-strength unit of swine but he has not received any details. 

Sarmeen:  SAA sharpshooters killed this snake:

Adham Mustafa

Kafr Shalaayaa in Jisr Al-Shughoor area:  A turkey shoot brought down 13 rodents.  All could not be identified.

Awram Al-Jawz:  SAA snipers tore into these criminals:

Mahmoud Hussayn Al-Jundi
Ridha Ba’albaki
Ibraaheem Zu’aiter
Wafeeq Muhammad Al-Bizri
Zayneddine Hassoon Dallo
Ali Masstaba (?)

The remaining 5 had no id.

HAMA:

A Hyundai pickup truck carrying 13 IEDs with 1300 kgs of C-4 on the way Hama but parked between the Ba’ath Roundabout and the Kazo Roundabout was detected by super alert police and militia.  The truck was falsely tagged with the name of an Electric Company.  The truck also contained remote control equipment. Interesting is the fact that at the time of the stop, a wooden mannequin was found behind the driver’s seat.  What technology!  

The genius behind the wooden figure here could only be Riad Al-As’ad

LATAKIA:  Another stupidly hidden cache of weapons was uncovered by SAA again at Billa in 2 warehouses.  There, my my, there were IEDs, ammunition, and French-made communication equipment designed to attract SAA.  The value of this mother-lode is, according to Wael, over $2,000,000.  Good show, Arabia!!

At Burj Al-Rahmaliyya, SAA found missile launchers surrounding some unfortunate snipers by the names of:

Hammood Ja’afar Baghdaadi
Hassan Dhayyoof
Jameel Ahmad Al-Ahmad

DAYR AL-ZOR:  At the Rasheediyya neighborhood, 4 rodents were exterminated.  Also, an IED factory was destroyed.  No names.

At Al-Huwayqa, it was a bad day for Jabhat Al-Nusra snipers:

Muhammad Khalaf Al-Shihaab
Taareq Jaaser Al-‘Umar
Issa Mahaawish Al-Allaawi
Hamad Jaassem Muz’il

ALEPPO:  Contrary to popular belief in the West, the rats are dying off in Aleppo as more and more citizens take up arms against them.  At the following sites, there were skirmishes between SAA and Jabhat Al-Nusra fanatics:

Mannagh, Ain Diqna, Kafr Khaasher, Saawargha.

At Salahuddine District in Aleppo City, these vermin were dispatched:

Tharwat Abu-Sulaym
Majdeddine Qash’am
Jabboor Muhammad

At Layramoon, these microbes were sent down to the sewer:

‘Ajaaj Ali Raydaan
Jaaber Habeeb Sinaan
Bilaal Ali Danishmandi
Abdul-Khaaleq Hussayn Al-‘Ateeq
Ali Hikmat 
Ali Sabaah Abu-Shaqraa
Muhyi-Aldeen Sa’eed Al-Bawwaab
Ahmad Shamass

Another 3 could not be identified.

AIDS SPREADING AMONG THE RAT JIHADIST NIHILIST SEX PERVERTS OF IDLIB.  THIS JUST IN, A LIBYAN HAS GONE BACK TO APELAND IN LIBYA AND HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH THE AIDS VIRUS (HIV).  SO SAD, REALLY.  I DID HEAR THAT SOME GREEN MONKEY WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR IT.  HMMM.

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THE USUAL NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:

The NYT can always be counted on to deliver elegantly crafted nonsense enrobed in authoritative-sounding drivel.  Mr. Al-Khateeb is the subject.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/25/world/middleeast/syria-developments.html?ref=global-home&_r=0

Get this one:  the Saudi are opposed to their people fighting in Syria.  This, after SyrPer translated an official document allowing for the release of hundreds of males on death row to fight in Syria.  What a joke!  Enjoy:

http://news.yahoo.com/saudi-official-warns-against-fighting-syria-094029992.html

Chritoph Lehmann’s pulpit decries U.S. hypocrisy and war-mongering:

http://nsnbc.me/2013/03/25/the-obama-administration%C2%B4s-second-term/

OBAMA IS A WAR CRIMINAL.  GET THIS FROM HIS OWN RAG:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/25/world/middleeast/arms-airlift-to-syrian-rebels-expands-with-cia-aid.html?hp&_r=2&

But now, read this posted by John, Esq. which tells a different story:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/18/us-syria-crisis-usa-idUSBRE92H0ZA20130318

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