AMBER LYON, FORMER CNN REPORTER, HAS DECLARED PUBLICLY THAT SHE WAS ORDERED TO SLANT NEWS AGAINST SYRIA. SHE WAS ORDERED TO FABRICATE NEWS TO PROMOTE TERRORIST AGENDA. CNN IS BRIBED NEWS AGENCY. ONLY SYRPER TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE. ARE YOU SURPRISED?
At Jubb Al-Ahmar in rural Latakia, rodents were ambushed and shellacked by alert militia of the National Defense Forces. The rat plan was to attack Sukkari and Al-Abbaas and then move on to the Nabi Yusuf Summit. Of the numbers killed, 5 were non-Syrian snipers carrying no identification. 3 flatbed trucks mounted with 23mm machine guns were destroyed. All told, the number killed at this town was 24 with 18 surrendering.
Mufeed Ali Al-Za’eem
Ali Mahmoud Al-Qaadhi
Saleem Muhammad Sadaq
Abdul-Raheem Jihaad Zunnaar
Zayd Kamaal Bandar
The rest carried no identification. Prisoners revealed that the 5 sniper-rats were non-Arabic speaking Chechens.
Ghamaam: Superbly planned operation by special forces caught a unit of killers from the Jabhat Al-Nusra/Al-Qaeda. All 11 dead bearded rats carried no identification and are presumed to be foreigners.
The Syrian Army hammered the terrorist rats all around the Damascus countryside:
Adra: Near the Lamees Factory, Syrian Army infantrymen delivered justice to the murdering hypocrites:
Jamaal Muhammad Al-Tutun
Another 6 had no identification. 12 were taken prisoner.
Qaarra: State-of-the-art technology uncovered a nest of vermin and dispatched them down the slippery slope to Hell:
Mustafa Muhammad Al-Naqqaash
Abdullah Wissaam —– (id pending)
Another 3 could not be identified and are presumed to be foreign.
Al-Nabak near Yabrood: SAA pursued fleeing reptiles who sought refuge in an abandoned warehouse that was converted into their sarcophagus:
Ali ‘Issa Ma’tooq
The other 4 could not be identified at the time Monzer received his report.
Al-Zamraani: An entire caravan of flat-beds and cars was destroyed completely by Syrian Army tactics now perfected and used with terrifying effectiveness. The 5 flatbeds were fitted with both Doschka anti-aircraft machine guns and Croatian-made 23mm multi-purpose machine guns. The carcasses of the rats were so badly hit that identification is presenting problems. Monzer says that estimates of dead rats is around 48. Nobody survived from the enemy.
Al-Shifooniyya (Chiffoniere): 2 confirmed kills for our police and the Devil:
Abu Khaaled Karbooj
Al-‘Utayba: This area was destined to be a graveyard for slimy little grubs. The following insects were sent to the entomology laboratory in Hades:
Youssef Al-Shaykh (SANA)
Jawbar: Oh! The big operation! It’s just clean-up of stinking rodent snipers like these:
The third is not identified and believed to be foreign. They belonged to some group calling itself “Al-Qa’Qaa’ Battalion. Yawn. The word means to “clatter” like old iron fittings.)
DAYR EL-ZOR: Big time defeat for rodents and their allies. At Al-Bukamaal’s Petro-Station T-2, the Syrian army dealt Tarot cards with the Grim Reaper on them. Of the 17 confirmed kills, only these could be identified:
Hassan Al-Saaleh Al-‘Aluw (?)
Tareef ‘Eed Al-Ash’ab
Raakaan Naafi’ Al-‘Alaawi (?)
Yaasser Jaaser Al-Shawwaakh
These bozos belonged to the hilariously named: “Allahu Akbar Brigade” (Yawn)
He belonged to the “Liwaa’ Ahl Al-Athar” (Yawn)
Al-Huwayqa: Constant gun battles in this suburb with the SAA always winning. The following cutthroats were dealt a bad hand by the SAA:
Khaaled Al-Maalek (of the “Soldiers of Al-‘Azeez Battalion” (yawn))
Alaa’ Al-Hussayn Al-Hamad
In Dayr El-Zor City, a militiaman trounced a running rodent:
Ali Issa Al-Jarrah
Al-Masaareb, where residents defended themselves against a gang of thieves and highwaymen and killed every one of them. Monzer reports that citizens “executed” the ones who surrendered and burned their bodies with fuel. No names of rodents as the residents were not keen on any ceremonies for the rats.
Qassaareen east of Hama City. The Jabhat Al-Nusra took the 5:00 p.m. bus to Erebus courtesy of Old Scratch. SAA caught them in a semi-circle and massacred the vermin. All 47 were killed with no fatalities for the SAA. Of the Jabhat Al-Nusra freaks, only 8 were carrying identification. A huge arsenal of weapons, courtesy of Prince Fatso, was found. Monzer estimates value at around $2,000,000.00. Too bad.
Muhssen Hassan Al-Qaari’
Abdul-Hameed Muhammad Jabbaar
Mahmoud Hussayn Al-Qajji
Ali Wadee’ Sumaydi
Kafr Nabooda: Another weapons cache was seized with its guardians killed to a rat:
Hassoon Al-Ajdhab (indeed he was!)
‘Abdul-Haleem Moussa ‘Asfour
Khayri Mustafa Al-Muhssen
Another 6 remain unidentified. Wael writes that this group was allowed to collect its weapons as they came from Turkish-Occupied Hatay and were surveilled by SAA drones. Good show.
Al-Mudayq in Syria’s Bekaa Valley – the Waadi Al-Ghaab – foreign grubs were rubbed out and deposited in the local sewer. One was Egyptian:
“Abu Yahya Al-Masri” (id pending. Egyptian national confirmed)
Abdul-Kareem Nizaar Al-Rasheed (SANA)
IBLIB: Scene of carnage for rodents as the Orkin Man has arrived as promised. British and American terrorist-commanders in Incirlik and Adana must be writhing in guilt as our army slaughters their trained rats:
Waadi Al-Mahaamel: American-trained morons are given the axe. Wael reports 29 dead rodents with no names yet.
Taa’oom: National Defense Forces mete out chits for free rides to Hell. GS reports the following carcasses:
Nabeel Taraawi (?)
Muhammad Ahmad Adnaan
Taamer Ali ‘Ubayd
Another 4 were burned beyond recognition.
Kfar-Jaales: 2 rodents shot be alert SAA snipers as they slinked their way to oblivion. No details.
Ma’ar-Tamsaareen: 9 rodents killed. All not carrying idenification.
Binnish: Great day for hunting. SAA bags 11 with only 4 carrying id:
Kifaah Hassan Al-‘Absi
Dheeb Ali Matar
Khaleel Ahmad Junayd
Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan: Confirmed 37 killed by air attack and artillery. These were trapped north of the city near the cemetery. I guess they didn’t want to bother anyone. No details yet as SAA combs the area for more vermin.
Tal Salmo: 2 hyenas confirmed dead:
Umm Jareen and Hameediyya all saw firefights but no details yet.
HOMS: Both Wael and Monzer tell me that over 100 terrorists were killed last night in a pitched battle around Al-Qussayr which saw infantry in hand-to-hand combat with rodents. The actual fighting took place around Taldo as rodents from Lebanon tried to infiltrate en masse after revealing their positions by inept communications. Hind helicopters participated in the extermination process. Wael reports that more than 40 have surrendered. We have no details about this battle yet as MI tries to sort out the bodies.
ADANA, TURKEY: The Anatolia News Agency reports that heroes of the Revolutionary People’s Liberation Front have seriously wounded a policeman in the arms in the town of Little Bourgir in Adana Province. The two assailant-heroes were on motorcycles.
GLOBAL NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
Great article from Chris Lehmann exposes SyrPer’s 2012 LIAR OF THE YEAR NOMINEE, RAMI ABDUL-RAHMAN, and gives the boot to NATO’s psyops war. Great reading:
Looks like the Russian warning to the Saudis about war crimes has finally been translated into bad Arabic for the Saudi apes. Good show, for once. With no more beheadings, Saudis might have reached a new cycle in evolution:
This article lays bare the heroic acts of Robert Ford’s democracy-loving fighters:
See if any of you can make any sense out of this article. There must be editors somewhere:
And you call this “Jihad”? How ghoulish!
John Esq. sends this Lew Rockwell article about the suspicious nature of rat provocations:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS:
Get to see former Col. Riad Al-As’ad begging to die after he lost his right let. Good stuff for those who despise traitors and deserters. (John, Esq.):
Watch our snipers take down a rat. He took it right on the chin (John Esq.).