FIRST POST – MARCH 4, 2013 – MOCKERY REACHES NEW HEIGHTS AS AL-KHATIB VISITS TURKEY; CATASTROPHIC DEFEAT FOR OBAMA’S HYENAS; NEWS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE

FIRST POST – MARCH 4, 2013 – TERRORISTS DROP LIKE FLIES IN IDLIB; AL-KHATIB MAKES MOCKERY OF HIS OWN MOVEMENT; CATASTROPHE FOR OBAMA’S HYENAS ALL OVER SYRIA; RAT-STATS AT ALL-TIME HIGH; THE USUAL NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

ENGLISH CITIZEN GOES TO RAT HEAVEN IN SYRIA!!!

Once again, with our usual good taste and refinement, we extend our congratulations to the family of cockroach Ibrahim Al-Mizwaji for his death two weeks ago in Aleppo Governorate.  We would love to send you a photo of the thorax, which was the only part remaining, but the Syrian government is not very generous these days with mementos moris.  Why we can’t even find his skull!!  Oh, well.  This specimen of entomological mis-evolution was born in northwest London and actually was accepted to a university – Hertfordshire – where he studied how to advance himself as a terrorist.  It is said he went to Turkey while on vacation in order to “do the ultimate in sacrificing himself for the causes of dung beetles and the like”.  He was called by the nom de guerre of “Abu Al-Fidaa'”. (yawn)  His death was reported by the Sunday Times which mentioned that 80 British nationals are infesting Syrian cities. 

 
Mr. Al-Mizwaji seen here before being tossed into the rubbish bin along with his friends.  Ta Ta. 

FRENCH CITIZEN PHOTOGRAPHER AND AL-QAEDA SYMPATHIZER KILLED IN IDLIB YESTERDAY.  BAN KI MOON IS HEARTBROKEN FOR FELLOW KOREAN KIMCHI SALESMAN

French rongeur (rodent) and Al-Qaeda freak sympathizer seen here in the SAA’s scope

And just when you thought we had all we could of Koreans like WOG and War Criminal of the Year, Ban Ki Moon, the French bring you Korean adopted ape and slime ball, Olivier Voisin, (f/k/a Kmon Mee Poop).  He took some shrapnel while speaking Korean-accented French to the Chechen idiots he was accompanying and was hurried to an hospital in Antioch where Turkish doctors made sure the Christian was properly deceased.  Yawn.

ALERT: THE GENERAL STAFF OF THE SYRIAN ARMED FORCES HAS NOW ISSUED A COMMUNIQUE TO ALL SYRIAN NATIONALS THAT THE HIGHWAY FROM IDLIB TO ALEPPO IS COMPLETELY SAFE AND RAT-FREE.  THE HIGH COMMAND DECLARES THAT THE FOLLOWING TOWNS ARE SAFE TO INHABIT:

SALAMIYYA – ATHARIYYA – KHANAASER – AL-MAZR’AH – RASM AL-NAQR – UM ‘AAMOOD SAGHIR – UM ‘AAMOOD -JNEID – QAITAN – KHREERESH – JALAGEEM – AL-SAFIRA – THE INSTITUTE FOR DEFENSE PRODUCTION – BASHKAAWA – TAL AABOOR – TURKAAN – TAL SHGHEIB – AL-NAIRAB – THE AL-NAIRAB CAMP – ALEPPO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT

IDLIB!: 

Who told you so?  I did.  Idlib is now on the menu as Syrian regular troops hie northwards to suffocate the remnants of the Jihadist hyenas still clinging to the little morsel of meat that’s left on the last Syrian civilian they murdered.  We can confidently tell you that both Wadi Dheif and Al-Haamidiyya around Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan saw the deaths of the following scavengers.  Wael sent us this list along with their affiliations:

Ahmad Taha Al-Sa’id (aka “Sasoo”)
Ahmad Mansour Al-Tu’meh
Adnan “Al-Dish” Al-Makhzoum (Makhzoum is the sub-clan of Qureish to which Khalid Ibn Al-Walid, “The Sword of God” belonged.  If Khaled had been alive to see the shame brought upon his family name by this roach, he would have taken his own life.  
Alaa Muhammad Al-Houri
Samer Bikfalooni (Oh no, they won’t!)
Rakaan Bilal Mahfouz
Hisham Adib Sulaytani
Ibrahim Ali Adani
Nassar Mahmoud Bajbouj
Hassan Salah Al-Abrash
Mustafa Ali Qeezi
Ammar Muhammad Hassan Abdul-Mu’in
Rashid Tal’at Ahmad Kneifaat
Sayf-Al-Dine Al-Baarez

21 others could not be identified because they carried no papers.  They are all believed to be non-Syrians.

مآتم سرية لسلفيين وإرهابيين عراقيين قتلوا في سورية

This is a scene from the Idlib-Fayloon road where these two apes politely posed for a photograph before the SAA Waste Material Corporation truck arrived to collect them.  I don’t have their names.


At Tal Salmo and Ariha, Wael sends these names of carcasses found in the soybean fields around the two towns, courtesy of the Syrian 7th Mechanized Armored Division:

Ma’moun Ali Lattouf
Khaled Muhsin Ridha
Mahmoud Hussein Na’washli (?)
Mahmoud Radwan Al-Ghaadheb
Taha Muhammad Zeidan
Jamal Ahmad Sanjari
Umran Abdul-Hamid Basraawi
Mas’oud Saaber Idlibi
Hussein —–Tartash (?)

27 others are unidentified.  Some were blown apart by army artillery rendering their carcasses inutile for anatomy lessons.  

At Binnish, which the FSA louses and their Jihadist confederates have been trying to occupy, Wael reports unverified data from AFI that over 50 bodies were dropped by SAA.  

DAMASCUS:

Big day for bad rats and lice.  

At Hayy Jawbar in the rural area of Damascus, SANA and Monzer send these rat-stats:

Ahmad Qassem (rat leader)
Ahmad ‘Urfa (poss. Qurfa.  Even Monzer was not sure)
Tarif Al-Qudsi
Mahmoud Layla
Mu’adh Al-Masaawi
Ayyoub Ahmad Kassab
Umar Al-Basal (the onion)
Ali Hataahita 

In this group were 6 bodies that could not be identified.  No warblers.

Mazra‘t Bastara – Note how the rats are getting farther and farther away from Damascus despite hilarious reporting from the west.  Here are the slain scavengers:

Amr Ahmad Maymas
Taher Karim Hassoun
Muhammad Afif Shammar
Maher Ali Al-Ustaadh
Jihad Mahmoud Al-Raasi
Nijmeddine Fadlallah Boulani
Sa’doun Muhammad Rizq

Another 16 were found with them.  They are still being investigated.

Also in the East Ghouta at Mazaari’ ‘Ibb, these reptiles were sent to Hell (SANA):

Raamez Al-Lakka
Maher Haaroun
Haatem Hailaana    
 
But the fun was also in Zabadaani in its West Neighborhood:

Abdallah Al-Haddad
Mu’tasim Burhan
Yahya Al-Khatib

Al-Nabak in an on-going operation to completely exterminate the vermin, Monzer reports over 42 carcasses counted so far.  No details, yet. 

HOMS:

PALMYRA  (Tadmor) – site of the fabulous Roman city, the Syrian army encircled and killed the Jordanian Salafist hog-prince of Batn Al-Ghoul:

MUNAWWAR IBN MUFDHI IBN MUHAMMAD AL-KHAALIDI.  You’d think with a name like that the cadaver would be worth something.  No such luck.  Besides being torn to shreds by SAA rifles, this piece of simian ordure wouldn’t qualify as worthy for laboratory analysis.  In any case, he was accompanied to Erebus by his soul-mate:

Hamaadi Al-Hindaawi (Another Jordanian pervert)

The amphitheater at Palmyra.  Just to break the monotony of reading the names of dead vermin

At ‘Ibl, Al-Rastan, East Al-Buwaidha, Ghanto, Haidariyya, we can supplement yesterday’s list with the following confirmed dead snakes:

Mahmoud Mahdi Al-Jumbaaz
Khalil Ali Aita
Kamal Mahmoud Al-Shami
Abbas Adib Qawwas
Salim Muhammad Al-Kail

12 others were not identified in the report.  One is suspected Sudanese.  

At Tal Dhahab, Turkey lost an important communications specialist who used to work as a telephone repairman and heroin dealer:

Saadeq Muhammad Al-‘Umar 

He was shot, according to Wael while trying to order a pizza on the malfunctioning cellphone given to him by an Englishman in Gaziantep.          

The others who were also waiting for the pizza were his card-playing perverts:

Farid Hassan Qibweh
Ayman Muhammad Jaraad
Tom Monaghan  (Pres. of Domino’s Pizza)

ALEPPO:  They Syrian High Command is not allowing a lot of intel to come out.  We know from eyewitnesses that the Syrian Army is cleaning house thoroughly in the areas of Al_Naqqaareen, Sheikh Sa’ad and Hanano.  Wael has received data indicating the deaths of over 347 rodents during the last 3 days.  He cannot get details for a number of reasons he cannot reveal.   We now know that the Aleppo International Airport is totally rat-free.  Nayrab Airport is rat-free.

ALERT: DO NOT BELIEVE REPORTS THAT THE POLICE ACADEMY IS IN THE HANDS OF THE TERRORIST MERCENARIES.  VIDEO FOOTAGE IS DOCTORED ACCORDING TO WAEL. HE IS RECEIVING CONTACTS FROM THE ACADEMY AND INDICATES A REINFORCEMENT UNIT IS ON THE WAY TO FINISH THE RODENTS.

DER’AH:  Rough day for hyenas.

Near the napkin manufacturing factory at Khirbet Ghazaleh, two scavenging groups of terrorists fought it out over booty and wound killing themselves completely.  The mercenaries belonged to Liwaa Al-Tawheed and Liwaa Al-Islam :

Khalil Muhammad Al-Haaj Ali
Dawood Abdallah Al-Jamal
Murtada Hassan Ajamaani
Thaabet Mahmoud Ali Izzo
Muhamad Abdul-Hamid Zu’ayter

Another 6 cannot be identified

At Jamleh, rats belonging to the Battalions of Al-Qutaiba Ibn Haritha (yawn) sprang straight to the fiery bowels of Hell:

Aamer Ayoub Al-Masaalima
Abdul-Ghaffour Subhi Ja’dan
Yasser Muhammad Deeb

Others belonging to something called Katibat Saqr Qureish (for Pete’s sake!) drowned in a wave of fire:

Hamaadi Hussein Al-Naqqaawi
Muhammad Mustafa Akraad Al-Hareeri
Mahmoud Ali Khaled
   
AL-RAQQA – A procession of armed passenger vehicles carrying sniveling muskrats and other vermin were dispatched to the dust bin of history yesterday courtesy of our RPGs.  One of the cars carried a heavy anti-aircraft gun.  The SAA confirmed the deaths of 13 rodents, 3 of whom were rat leaders.  No details.  Hanadi can’t get information like that.
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NEWS AND PROPAGANDA OF THE USUAL VARIETY:

The traitor and apostate WOG and professional coprophagist, Ahmad Mu’adh Al-Khatib, makes a mockery of his entire movement.  Please, don’t chug up your breakfast on this one:

http://www.worldbulletin.net/?aType=haber&ArticleID=104208  

 
And here’s more for the Comedy Channel.  You’re gonna lose it with this WP article that completely misses everything the idiot Kerry just said contradicting everything else he told the press in Rome and to the Russians:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/us-saudis-paper-over-differences-on-syria-iran-during-kerry-visit/2013/03/04/68b5db2a-84be-11e2-a80b-3edc779b676f_story.html?wprss=rss_middle-east

We already told you about Kerry-Disease.  Now get this excellent analysis of this man’s complete disconnect with the world of reality:

http://nsnbc.me/2013/03/04/kerry-brings-image-of-dapper-diplomacy-to-ugly-face-of-washingtons-imperialism/

And now you will know why Kerry is an idiot.  Read this from the equally idiotic NYT and laugh out loud:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/05/world/middleeast/syria-russia-iran-arms.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&_r=0 

Watch rats go up in vapor as they mention the name of Dr. Assad.  Great video will have you guffawing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2n-aokcJyN4

Here’s some provocative material on Iraqi purchases of Russian weapons:

http://www.globalresearch.ca/russian-weapons-for-iraq-how-will-us-nato-react/5325151?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=russian-weapons-for-iraq-how-will-us-nato-react

And if you want to know what the English colloquial term “blighty” means,  Mark the Brit sends this.  Arabo-philes will enjoy the etymology:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blighty


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Vlad the impaler,stuck thousands of turkish soldiers on the khazooq.The turkish vermin sultan saw the roads lined with his dead soldiers swinging in the wind by their ottoman buttholes got scared and turned back.The rats and scum of the jarab,should get the vlad khazooqs.

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We already told you about Kerry-Disease. Now get this excellent analysis of this man’s complete disconnect with the world of reality

No Kerry is not a Jackass, he is first and foremost an elite member of the Khazari fake Jews, his loyalty is to the Erst Israel. He is not a fool as many are thinking. These tribe members are too smart, while we gentiles are sleeping.

Ziad can you allow the BLOCKQUOTE and CITE html elements please.

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Even in a millionaire’s club like the US Senate, Kerry stood out as the richest senator. His father Richard Kerry was a foreign service officer for the US State Dept involved in UN affairs. Kerry’s paternal grandparents, the Silesian Fritz Kohn and the Budapest-born Ida Löwe, were Jews from a suburb of Vienna who came to the US and converted to Roman Catholicism at the beginning of the 20th century, changing their name to Kerry after selecting it at random from a map of Ireland.

You must have brains to become rich.

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