THIRD POST – AL-QAEDA ANNIHILATED BY SYRIAN ARMY IN JAWBAR AND ADRA; CLEAN-UP IN JAWBAR AND ADRA; RAT-STATS

THIRD POST – MARCH 29, 2013 – AL-QAEDA AND FSA ANNIHILATED IN JAWBAR AND ADRA AS CLEAN-UP STARTS; RATS-STATS AND MORE FUN

The Western Media is trying so hard to embellish its fatuous propaganda with ever more preposterous reports about “rebel gains” in the south with the AP and Lebanteeze Right-Wing Maronite rags and Hariri fiction-machines going so far as to suggest that the town of Daa’el near Der’ah is the gateway into Damascus, the capital.  Whew.  Wow!  I thought Daarayya was the gateway.  Then, it was Yarmouk….and then…….oh, well.  But, they promise another campaign called:  “Operation Minus Zero and Falling”.  Can’t wait.

CONFIRMED: 299 YEMENIS KILLED; CAPTURED YEMENIS RETURNS AND ADMITS DEATHS

A Yemeni rat who survived a few months of combat in Syria with the Jabhat Al-Nusra went scurrying back home and told security officials there that:  “Of the 300 Yemenis who entered Syria to fight – only 1 returned alive – yours truly”.  That’s right, friends, this 18-22 year old rube by the name of A.M. Al-Hamdaani spilled the beans on the whole operation.  According to Al-Hamdaani, he was assigned to a unit of 12 other rats who were 1 Moroccan, 3 Tunisians, 4 Yemenis (he was 1 of them), 2 Pakistanis and the rest were unknown.  

TUNISIAN ALSHUROOQ NEWSPAPER AND AL-TUNISSIYYA ANNOUNCE DEATHS 2 MORE NORTH AFRICAN APES IN SYRIA

Nidhal Mubaaraki and Marwaan Ibn Raadhiya were killed last week in Aleppo.  The former was known by his operational name of “Abu Suhayb”.  He was 28 years old from Bzirt.  He left Tunisia for Libya and then for Turkey and then to Syria where our army gave him a nice reception.  He called his family two days before he was sent to Hell.

The latter, Marwaan Ibn Raadhiya, also of Bzirt, was convicted and sentenced to 5 years in prison for terrorist activities during the reign of Ben Ali.  He slid down the same slide to Hell.

210 FSA RODENTS RUSHED TO HOSPITAL AFTER DEVASTATION IN DAAE’L – DER’AH

Yesterday, Jordanian hospitals in Al-Ramtha were flooded with injured rodents after the Syrian Air Force put them to death in Daa’el.  You see, with all the great victories of the FSA/Al-Qaeda as they inch miles away each day from the capital, you can see why the battle is now centered on towns near the Jordanian border.  According to Jordanian news sources, ambulance sirens are all you can hear in the southern part of Syria. 

  

DAMASCUS:  At Bahdaliyya, SAA sends flowers to the families of these rats:

Alaa’ Shalaash
Sayf Uqla
Ali Al-Hussayn

At Zabadaani, specifically at Ashrafiyyat Al-Waadi and Dayr Muqrin,  in a sweep and dump operation, remnant rodents were given free tickets on the ski-lift down to Hades:

Munsif Ali Za’roor
Arafaat Nu’maan
Jaleel Shabba
Maazen Ghaali
Bilaal Shams

Another 7 could not be identified.  3 were taken prisoner.

Daarayya:  More snipers are being found an killed.  Not that we mind.  Yesterday, 5 foreign snipers were found burned beyond recognition.  Another was located and killed but identified as:

Ayman Diyaab

Another was identified by his operational name:

“Haamed” (aka “Abu Yaasser”)

Najha Cemetery – 8 swine were sent to their sty in the fiery afterlife:

Fawwaaz Al-Shihaabi
Muhammad Dunayfaat (this hog is from a tribe in Der’ah which supports Dr. Assad)
Mas’oud Hamza
Zuhayr Al-Masri

The other 4 were not carrying papers.

Tal Kurdi in the East Ghouta:

Umar Al-Toukhi (“Mu’adh Ibn Jabal Battalion” from the – yawn – Liwaa Al-Islam)
Yaasser Al-Buwaidhaani
Saamer Mu’ayka

Al-‘Utayba – mop–up slop left by feral hogs of Jabhat Al-Nusra:

Abdul-Rahman Kaylaani
‘Aateb Qandeel
Moussa Kaylaani
Ahmad Abu Shaaheen
Dhaaher Ali Ghannaam

Adra:  At Hayy Al-Sughayriyya, SAA destroyed a machine gun and the ape behind it:

Adham Hussayn Kallaas

Jawbar:  Big time mop-up.

As’ad Raadhi
Muhammad Al-Kahtta
Ahmad Barboor

LATAKIA:  This province has been a disaster for Robert Ford’s killers.  Really bad.  At Maarooniyyaat
in the Kinsibba area, SAA and MI put the kibosh on another den of murderers:

‘Umar Al-Masri of the “Abu Ibaada Al-Laadhiqaani Brigade” (yawn)
“Abu Tarafa” – (non-Syrian bearded hyena)
“Abu Zubayda” (non-Syrian. Id pending)

3 flatbed trucks with mounted 23mm machine guns were sent to the junk yard.  All killed with no details.  Wael is still on assignment.

At Al-Sukkariyya near Al-Rubay’ah all killed rats were foreigners.  Syrian press reports:

Abu Umar Al-Zarqaawi
Abu Bakr Al-Afghani  (some bearded grub from Halfghanistan)

SAA destroyed 3 flatbeds with machine guns.

 IDLIB:  At Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan, over 41 rats killed according to Monzer.  He has no details.  Heavy involvement of our air force and artillery.

Al-‘Aamoodiyya – some losses to Jabhat Al-Nusra.  

Haish:  A gun battle erupted when SAA surprised a nest of vipers and put them down:

Abdul-Razzaaq Al-Zoozoo – (“Khattaab Battalion” of the “Falcons of Syria Brigade”. Yawn)
Abdul-Hameed Hikmaat Al-Badawi   (“Al-Tawheed Brigade”. Yawn)
“Abu Al-Sa’ad” (id pending.  “the Green Brigade”. Yawn) 

Ma’r Shamshi:  a sniper and other foreign fighters were killed.  No details.

HOMS:  Lot of fighting reported in the Syrian media.  Wael is not around so we have to wait until tomorrow.  But it was reported that the FSA took serious losses when a unit of scum tried to infiltrate from
Al-Kaneesa in Lebanon to Al-Buwayk in Syria.  The SAA and border police prevented that. No details.

ALEPPO:  The fighting in Andaan was ferocious especially at the Shurookh gas station.  No details.

 

A large demonstration in Sanaa, Yemen, in support of Syria while condemning the Scarab League for giving Syria’s seat to a gang of thugs and felons.  In Jordan, also, there were scathing insults hurled at the League and Prince Pedophile.  One M.P. called the decision “a scandal”.  

Juhaina News reported that a liberal Belgian lawmaker has criticized his government over the 80 Islamist freaks who left the country to fight in Syria. This month alone, 2 Belgian citizens have been killed in fighting.  the others will die too.

    

  

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