FIRST POST – APRIL 1, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY SMASHES RAT DENS IN HOMS AND ALEPPO; RAT STATS; SAUDI ARABIAN DISGRACE; NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

FIRST POST – APRIL 1, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY SMASHES FSA AND AL-QAEDA DENS IN HOMS AND ALEPPO; RAT-STATS; SAUDI ARABIAN DISGRACE; WORLD NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

THIS IS AN ABBREVIATED REPORT BECAUSE I JUST GOT CALLED IN TO INTERPRET AT A HOSPITAL FOR A MAN ABOUT TO BE TAKEN TO SURGERY.  I WILL FINISH TOMORROW. SORRY.  

More attempts by rats located in Lebanon to infiltrate Syria at Tal-Kalakh and Al-Qusayr esulted in disastrous statistics for them.  The Syrian Army, People’s Defense Force and border police inflicted devastating losses at Al-Dhiyaabiyya. 

Mahdi Ali Majdalaani
Muhammad Sayf Najjaar
Faadi Muhammad Lutfallah
Khaaled Al-Sooss
Jihaad Ali Qassaat
Mahmoud Muneef Mubaaraz
Muzyad Khaleel Al-Wajeeh
Rajaa Hammoud 
Nadeem Abeesha
Abdul-Majeed Qussdaagh
Ahmad Falaah Al-Jadiy (we sure got his goat)
Talaal Muhammad Kibabji
Saaber Mustafa ‘Awn

Another 16 were found without papers.  23 were taken prisoner. 4 of the prisoners were deserters.  SyrPer demands their execution.

Kayseen near Haarat Al-Burj, where that horrible massacre of children took place at the hands of the FSA, the Syrian Army passed out free tickets to Lucipher’s Banquet in Hell to the following select mongrels:

Dawood Qassem Al-‘Ali
‘Issaam Jarbaawi
Fu’aad Muhammad Abbood
“Abu Salaah” (id pending)
Abdul-Samad Muhaajer

11 others could not be identified.  No prisoners taken.

In fighting near Al-Rastan, remant rats numbering around 120 are being slowly annihilated as aircraft and artillery devastate their ranks.  Wael is watching this battle carefully because it means that reinforcements sent to Al-Rastan have now been exhausted.  They can’t get more reinforcements in any longer because the roads to the city have been effectively close off.  This is a bad town with a bigoted population.  We are waiting anxiously to hear of the death of Abdul-Razzaaq Tlas.

ALEPPO:  HUGE LOSSES AT MENNAGH AIRPORT; NATIONAL DEFENSE FORCES PLAY DISTINGUISHED ROLE IN RAT CONTROL:

Mennagh:  (Near the Airbase)  The SAA and NDF supported by artillery struck, dead-on, a concentration of rodents.  SyrPer has received reliable information from Wael’s sources that the expected assault on the base was changed at the last minute leaving the rats in a confused state.  Wael believes that many vermin in the FSA, who were recruited from refugee populations, have little incentive to fight since they were forcibly absorbed into this seemingly nihilistic organization.  The list is not long yet, because ability to investigate the scene is limited.  I have chosen not to print it out in order to do so tomorrow when the entire list is available.
Wael says that the SAA destroyed a 57mm cannon, newly supplied by war criminal Obama and his NATO allies.  Also, a 23mm machine gun, a bulldozer and a car fitted with an IED were also destroyed.  
   
At Bustaan Al-Baasha in the City, and at Shaykh Maqsood, 2 missile launchers and 2 howitzers were destroyed in addition to a flatbed mounted with a heavy machine gun.  6 snipers were killed and 6 foreigners were identified.  The only carcasses with papers were:

Jalaal Karam
Hammood Ghassaan Hamaadi
Sa’ad Jamaal-Al-Deen
Haazem Mu’awwadh

LATAKIA:

BELGIAN TERRORIST RAT KILLED ALONG WITH LITTER-MATES
 
Syrian Army destroys cell of rodent killers at GHNAYMIYYA in Latakia Governorate.  Of the killed, one was a miserable little Belgian skunk by the name of:

AHMAD STEVENBERG (I kid you not.  Belgian citizen who will not be going back)
Nour Muhammad Al-Sharbeen (Egyptian crud)
Uthmaan Al-Noubi (Egyptian fungus)
Saleem Baazeed
Mu’tazz Khamees

Al-Sukkariyya:  Alert police and SAA kill the following rat droppings:

‘Umar Hassan Hussaynu
Another Libyan was also killed.  He was identified as such by the 12 rats who surrendered.

Jabhat Al-Nusra creamed at Waadi Shikhaan.  The so-called Zayd Bin Haaritha Battalion (yawn) was routed, crushed and pulverized as its members walked straight into an ambush artistically set by the SAA.
Wael’s list contains only one Syrian, the other 16 dead rats are foreigners who facial features looked like Chechens.

Diyaab Barakaat Jaa’ooni (Wael says Jaa’ooni studied in Russia which is why he was chosen to accompany these wasted carcasses)

At ‘Urwa Al-Sarmeeni, the following hog droppings were collected:

Talee’ Mansoor
“Abi Ahmad Al-Homsi” (id pending)

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WORLD NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:

Another Saudi loses his head over money and the government is beginning to look more and more out of kilter:

http://english.al-akhbar.com/content/saudi-arabia-carries-out-29th-execution-year

More camouflaged Zionist spying equipment found, this time off the coast of Tartous.  Hurray for Hizbollah:

http://intelnews.org/2013/04/01/01-1228/

Kilicdaroglu is proving Aslan’s predictions correct, at least as to the reaction of Southern Turks to Erdoghan’s war crimes.  It’s going to get worse as arrests of pro-Assad Turks take place away from the public eye:

http://friendsofsyria.wordpress.com/2013/04/01/turkish-opposition-slams-erdogans-stance-on-syria/ 

King Abdullah Bin Abdul-Aziz, the Reformer is allowing women to ride motorbikes and bicycles —but only in restricted locations.  What humiliation!

http://news.yahoo.com/saudi-religious-police-lift-ban-women-bikes-111923001.html 

Here’s some great propaganda for you who collect these gems.  This one tries to make it sound like people are returning to their villages because the government has been wrenched away.  The real truth is that the people are returning because the SAA has made their villages safe.  The writer of this article for McClatchy is a real loser:

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2013/04/01/187286/as-syrias-war-rages-villagers.html#storylink=rss

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