No one ever said terrorists are smart. They are even stupider when they take orders from Erdoghan’s Turks. Yesterday, at approximately 11:00 p.m., Damascus time, a big fat truck loaded with what an SAA spokesman said was “tons of explosives” self-detonated and vaporized all 8 passengers at Kafr Tukhaareem. The explosives, which included enhanced C-4, were hidden underneath cement bags. It was not easy to identify the dismembered carcasses of these apes, but one, a Ja’far Ayyoob, a/k/a “Abu Hamza” was positively identified from a paper he carried on his torso. Another Wile E. Coyote moment.
ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT ON GHASSAN SHITTO OF THE NACORSROF
Despite the idiotic presence of Muslim Brotherhood guards around him, Ghassan Shitto, the Prime Minister of Poop, claimed to have a made a “really quick trip” to Saraaqeb on the Turkish border. Did go to well as some terrorist group targeted him for death. The KIA Reo was stashed with enough explosives to send him and his entourage into Satan’s Void. But no such luck.
Ghassan Shitto seen here wearing a flag-pin of some pipe dream Muslim Brotherhood Islamist massage parlor.
Sarmeen and Saraaqeb: We can confirm the the following burrowing rats were given their one-way tickets to Oblivion:
Muhammad Al-Ziraad (rat leader)
Hassan Ibraaheem (aka “Al-Tasht”)
Al-Maslamiyya: At Al-‘Uwayja near the carpet factory and Al-Sharq brewery, the SAA meted out death to 9 criminal rodents from the FSA. Only these could be identified in the mayhem:
Naasser Sa’di Mustafa
Yassaar Mahmoud Uzkaayaa (?)
Handaraat: 2 killed; 2 wounded;
‘Andaan Hospital: Jabhat Al-Nusra lost more rat souls to the insatiable Satan:
Muhammad Sattoof (rat leader)
Abu ‘Abdu Al-Munaqqi
Ahmad Dukhkhaan (He went up in smoke)
Al-Kindi Hospital: 3 went down the escalator to Thermopylae. No details.
Huraytaan: At the Asia Intersection and at Kafr Hamra, these cockroaches met the Orkin Man and lost a lot of weapons to the SAA:
Talaal Muhammad Jibreel
Haatem Saaleh ‘Issa
The other 5 had no papers.
Castillo near the Layramoon Roundabout and Shaykh Maqsood near the Police Dispatch Post and also at Hanano Residential Complex, Wael reports over 30 killed but no details.
Watch this video of our snipers chasing away rats trying to climb the Haarem Citadel. Hilariously good stuff again from John Esquire:
The area of Al-Houla saw intense fighting as rodents from Lebanon kept trying to infiltrate on motorbikes and vans. At the following towns we can confirm enormous rat losses:
Nadeem Alawansi (?)
Another 8 could not be identified and are assumed to be foreign.
Al-Sama’leel: In a firefight, this rat and 6 others went down. 12 wounded and arrested.
4 killed; 4 wounded. No details
2 killed and some wounded. No details.
Al-Rastan: A car was intercepted by alert security and a firefight broke out. This feral hog was taken down along with his 3 passengers:
Muhammad Naayef Firzaat
Bilaal ‘Ali Mallooh
‘Arfaan Hussayn Al-Sutayhi
Burhaan Mahmoud Al-Taahi
Al-Ghanto: When will it end? They keep coming for more. Wael confirms over 25 killed and 13 wounded. Over 50 skedaddled back to Lebanon.
‘Adnaan Biqindis (?)
These are the only names sent to Wael so far. He will get more.
Kayseen: No details. Many rats dead.
Al-Housh: No details.
Al-Ghajar: Disputed territory between Lebanon and Syria. 2 killed. Many wounded. No details.
Talbeesa: At Al-Sa’an and East Talbeesa, 18 rats killed. All foreigners.
Homs City: A rat car was destroyed as it tried to escape from Hayy Al-Qusoor to Al-Khaalidiyya. But, they were all killed at Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah and Al-Qusoor. Papers found on their carcasses showed:
See this tape which will give you an idea of the high morale and strength of our army. Good stuff from John Esquire:
Jisr Waadi Al-‘Ayn – on the New Highway between Dayr El-Zor and Aleppo, that same pesky pack of pigs (called the ‘Aaisha Brigade’, yawn) met the bbq spit:
Hammood Al-‘Ali Al-Hamdaan
Mahmoud Ali Al-Ni’ma
Muhammad Yaasser Al-Abdullah
Abdul-Hameed Al-As’ad Al-‘Akrash
Again at MoHassan Village, a den of rats was roused and put to death:
In the city, at Hayy Al-Urfi, a rat leader and his cohorts was forced to shimmy down the rope to crucible in Satan’s kitchen:
Khaaled Naasser Al-Tabbaash
DER’AH: The notorious Obama terrorist, Muhammad Anees Abu-Jaamoos, a Salafist piece of simian excrement was shot by an SAA sniper on April 9, 2013 in Sanamayn. Guess who got him to hospital? That’s right. The Jordanian army had him evacuated to the Al-Malek Al-Mu’assis Hospital in Al-Ramtha, Jordan where he received advanced medical care appropriate for a hero of the “revolution”.
At Al-Sanamayn: Glorious victories for the Syrian Army as rats go down like flies. In a battle last night, Monzer reports these carcasses were collected for Hell’s manure factory:
Mustafa Al-‘Udayf (?)
Ahmad Hussayn Al-Ansaari
Hussaam Mahmoud Al-Masaalima
Shurahbeel Ali Awadh
Mukhless Al-Buhassan (Iraaqi)
Another 38 cannot be identified.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
We still say it’s hypocrisy especially when it’s Erdoghan’s son:
More embarrassment for the Muslim World. I don’t care if they are Zionists. Little girls are exactly that. He should do his life sentence else we will be in Wahhabi-Land:
Here’s one for your propaganda class. A real howler. Read my post yesterday about Sanamayn and you’ll know what really happened:
Finally, Mesut Kiryilan is picking up on the trap set by Erdoghan. Go PKK! Don’t fall for the tricks and never forget who sanctioned the assassination of Sakine Cansiz:
Great article showcasing the great power of the SAA.
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
I don’t remember if I already posted this from John Esquire, but, it’s pretty hilarious. See how fast the rats run down the hill at the Hareem Fortress after an SAA sniper fires on them: