FIRST POST – APRIL 16, 2013 – SEX JIHADISTS ANNIHILATED IN IBLIB, LATAKIA AND ALEPPO; GLOBAL PROPAGANDA AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

JABHAT AL-NUSRA WITHERING FROM SAA STRIKES IN LATAKIA AND IDLIB: LIBYAN SEX JIHADIST’S WIFE KILLED IN LATAKIA; OBAMA’S RATS GO STRAIGHT TO THE CHICAGO SEWER WITH HIM

TURKISH EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN IDLIB GOVERNORATE; PROOF ERDOGHAN IS WAR CRIMINAL


تفكيك ألغام تركية الصنع في ريف إدلب

Syrian sappers and engineers inspect Turkish-manufactured mines provided by the rat Erdoghan to his fellow Muslim Brotherhood rats in Tal Mawha, in Idlib (see below).    

I will list the towns which saw combat yesterday.  

Al-Shaghar:  4 rodents slid down the chute to the Eternal Cesspool:

Kaamel Abdul-Samad Huraydi

The other 3 could not be identified.

Al-Ghassaaniyya:  This pretty Christian village in the north Zaawiya Mountains has not seen its own inhabitants for months:

No details.  7 killed.  

Bishlamoon:  Confirmed 3 dead.  Suspected foreigners.

Mishmishaan:  Obviously famous for its apricots.  The following rats were left to rot in the orchards to fertilize the soil:

Hussayn Mu’awwar
Hussayn Al-Dibs

Another could not be identified.

‘Ain Al-Sawda:  2 killed.  No details.

Al-Kastan:  No details.

Al-Qatroon:  4 killed.  No details.

Ta’oom:  No additional details over what we provided yesterday.

Khirbat Marteen:  6 hyenas went to Scavenger Paradise:

‘Abbaas Al-Fujayri
Muhammad Shadeed
Haydar Abu-Teena

The others could not be identified.

Raam Hamdaan:  No details.

Ihsim:  No details.

Ardh Al-Dawsa:  3 killed.  All notorious bandits claiming to be Erdoghan’s revolutionaries. No details.

East Shaykh Bahr Village:  2 killed.

Kafr Rawheen:  No details.

Ma’arratmassreen and Huraynoosh, at the “Seed Enhancement Institute”,  12 rats were killed trying to some formaldehyde to snort:

Khaleel Mukarram
Mahmoud Hassoon
Saami Ahmad Al-Dhabi’ (A hyena indeed)
“Abu Khulood”  (id pending)
Jihaad ‘Umar Tayfoor
Wadee’ Mahmoud Busaylaani
Raaja (?) Sunbulaat (?)
Abdul-Raheem Al-Zayn

The rest of the scum had no ids.  3 surrendered and are singing arias for the GS people.

ON THE ROAD BETWEEN HAYSH AND MA’ARRAT AL-NU’MAAN,  SAA sappers disarm 40 IEDs and mines (4-50 kgs).

Al-Tuhh, southeast of Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan, an entire nest of snakes was exterminated with 11 confirmed killed.  No details.

TAL MAWHA!!  A nest of slugs and hogs was put to the fire in an area west of Khaan Shaykhoon.  4 flatbeds with heavy machine gun cannons and 5 anti-armor mines were sent to the SAA’s Lost & Found department.  THE MINES WERE M-B 62/4 OF TURKISH MANUFACTURE.  DR. JA‘AFARI, ISN’T IT TIME TO BRING TURKEY BEFORE THE U.N.S.C. JUST FOR FUN?  

Al-‘Aamoodiyya:  On the International Highway between Khaan Shaykhoon and Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan.   13 IEDs dismantled.  2 rodents killed and 2 wounded.

Abu-Habba Village, in the Al-Tamaani’a area, Jabhat Al-Nusra took it right in the solar plexus when armed inhabitant of the town ambushed the Salafist freaks and put them all to death. It was glorious!!

Abdul-Muhssen Al-Jabaan (a coward indeed!)
Waleed Muhammad Al-Jabaan (his cowardly brother)
Muhammad Ibraaheem Sulaymaan
Haitham Imaadeddeen
Abdul-Samad Sifr (it’s not the same “s”, but he’s a zero anyway)
Ziad Abdul-Baasset Sifr (ditto)
Muhammad Ibraaheem          

3 others could not be identified.

LATAKIA:  LIBYAN SEX JIHADIST MOLLUSK AND HIS STINKING UN-ISLAMIC STRUMPET OF A WIFE GO TO THAT BORDELLO IN HADES COURTESY OF THE SAA!!

All of you will remember that it was SyrPer which first reported the death of the Libyan stool sample, Ahmad Idrees, at Al-Baydhaa.  You had better remember!!  Well, what we did not know was that there was an embarrassing little fact about the dispatching of slime Idrees:  his wife was doing a Patsy Cline with the nest-members – doing all she could for JIHAD!!  Wael is a bit shy about such things, but our friends at Juhayna News were not.  SHE IS NONE OTHER THAN MANAAL DARWEESH, who went to WHORE-HEAVEN WITH HER HEROIC JIHADIST INSECTS.

 

There’s more to Manaal Darweesh than stuffy Islamist fatwas and modesty.  Here she is doing the cha-cha on the Libyan ship to Turkey.  All for Jihad, of course.


Al-Murayj:  Near Kinsibba, the Jabhat Al-Nusra took it hard on the noggin yesterday when a brigade of special forces surprised them during a “table dance” and escorted them to the Mephisto shuttle:

18 flatbeds with machine guns were either destroyed or confiscated by SAA-SF.  6 of the flatbeds had armor plating.

Of the dead carcasses were:

MAAZEN AL-MIFTAAHI (QATARI RAT DROPPING AND RAVING HOMO)
This Miftaahi character is famous for issuing a “fatwa” calling for beheadings.  Not anymore.

Abu-Al-Layth”, INDONESIAN MONKEY AND QATARI CATAMITE
“Abu-‘Umar”, FILIPINO APE AND QATARI CATAMITE.  Reportedly Al-Miftaahi’s favorite lay.

In all the SAA-SF wiped out 34 rats.  Almost all had no identification.

Al-Rubay’ah:  More slaughter and target practice for the SAA.  No details other than 11 confirmed dead rats.  

Saaqiyat Al-Kirt:  4 killed. No details, yet.

Al-‘Uwaynaat:  13 killed.  All Jabhat Al-Nusra.  All foreign. Suspected Turks and Chechens.

Waadi Shaykhaan Farms: 

Ahmad Saleem
‘Ali ‘Ulayyaan
Muhammad Al-Faadhel

Khan Al-Jawz:  Jabhat Al-Nusra, the lot.  Again, all foreigners.  These were North African looking with beards fit for termite inhabitation.

HAMA:  Nice and quiet in Hama yesterday.  Rats finding no quarter among a population now tired of their presence.  But, in the city, adroit security officers spotted a woman so ugly she had to be stopped.  Thank Heavens!  It turned out she was a cross-dressing male member of Jabhat Al-Nusra trying to ride a private car out of the city for a gig at Fire Island.  He was stopped at the “Equestrian Club” and taken for brisk interrogation.  Gosh. I hope its AFI.

Here, we think, he is in all his glory.  Do you think he’s a sex Jihadist sent by Saudi pervert Shaykh Muhammad Al-‘Urayfi to satisfy those strange fetishes? 

HOMS:  Great day for relaxation.  The rats seemed to have figured out that trying to infiltrate from Lebanon is just not working:

At Al-Tayyiba and Taldahab, we can confirm the premature departure of these dearly beloved apes:

Safwaan Shihaab (“Abu Ghaydaq”, yawn)
Ismaa’eel Al-Ashraf
Wa’el Yoonus

At Hayy Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah, near the Amal Hospital, 14 cockroaches went down the toilet.  No names.

Al-Qusayr:  A SAA sniper easily sunk this Jabhat Al-Nusra bearded troll:

Abdullah Al-Jarbaan (of the Al-Faarooq Battalions, yawn.  Al-Jarbaan means “The scabby or mangy”)

DAYR EL-ZOR:  At the Old Airport, we can confirm 1 dead scarab belonging to “Descendants of Muhammad Brigades”:

Abdullah Huwayja Al-Abdullah  (SANA)

DER’AH:  At Khirbit Ghazaala, a group of Highwaymen for Allah got condemned to life by the SAA and militia:

Muhammad Khayr Abdul-Lateef Al-Zu’bi
Ahmad Hussayn Al-Sayyed

5 others could not be identified.

DAMASCUS:  IT’S OVER NOW, FOLKS. WE PREDICT THAT FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS, EVERYTHING WILL BE CLEAN-UP.  THE AMERICAN-LED RAT ARMY CANNOT RECOVER ANY LONGER AND MUST CONCENTRATE ON THE JORDANIAN FRONT.

Jawbar East:  We killed the following remnant rats:

Abdullah Al-Aftareesi
Wafi Musulmaani
Muhammad ‘Urbayniyya

Harmala Tunnel:  3 MOROCCANS CONFIRMED KILLED on the road betwen Jawbar and Zamalka.

Mazaari’ Misraaba in the Douma area,  militia killed:

Hassan Al-Hallaaq, (rat leader of “The Shield of Islam Brigades”, yawn.)
‘Uthmaan Al-Ajwah (rat leader of something boring)

Harasta, near the checkpoint at Daayaa, 5 gnats sped to the Lord of the Flies:

Muhammad Abu-Zaytoon 
Kaadhem Ali Al-Bassraawi (Iraqi stool sample)
Mufleh Abdul-Saater
Zayneddeen Shaamiya
Radhwan Hussayn Mubaarak

Mazaari’ Hutaytat al-Turkmaan in the East Ghouta, in a spectacular operation, SAA killed 9 chimpanzees:

All were non-Syrian coming over from Jordan.  Watch out!  King Tom Thumb!!

Al-‘Ibaada:  Nest destroyed.  Of the 12 killed, only these could be identified:

Muhammad Al-Massri
Muhammad Al-Qaassem

Al-‘Utayba:  Nest destroyed.  Found C-4, TNT and lots of drugs.  No details.

Al-Sabeena:  One mortar with its operator was destroyed:

Ahmad Al-Saadiri

Hujjayra:  Jabhat Al-Nusra got on the red-eye to Erebus:

“Abu ‘Umar Al-Baghdaadi” (suspected Iraqi rodent)
“Abu Muhammad Al-Tarweehi” (id pending)
Saadeq Shalaash

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GLOBAL SILLINESS DOMINATES NEWS TODAY. NOT MUCH PROPAGANDA:

Anyone who thought Al-Khatib was anything but a MB jackass should read this drivel:

http://www.worldbulletin.net/?aType=haber&ArticleID=106750

If this one about Turkey doesn’t have you in stitches, nothing can:

http://news.yahoo.com/turkey-holds-10-suspected-arming-syria-islamist-rebels-141133625.html

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:

Maria sends this short but lovely one.  Thanks, Maria, keep up the good work:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=42a_1365982883

Bjorn sends this risible addendum to our post about the Telethon yesterday.  Funny:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8af_1355094596

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another profitable day for Satan it seems. Hell has to make more room to accomodate all those rats, its getting quite busy down there, I guess…. so nice

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It’s funny. Turkey caught 10 people supplying weapons. Now Belgium is stopping folks who are recruiting. Funny that both occurred in the same day.

Coincidence or the game is changing?

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maybe they are preparing to throw the FSA under the bus after their repeated failures to take over Syria and are doing this to prevent blow back.
also I cannot imagine that “Tank” surviving its first engagement.

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hello Ziad!

after watching the first video, it seems like the siege on Damascus is a serious issue. just look the high tech weaponry the mighty FSA is using for this duty

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c44_1366131180

HAHA! another prospective member for the A team

greetings!

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wow a trebuchet, now that is going medieval. BEIRUT, April 15 (Reuters) – Syrian rebels repelled an advance by government forces near a strategic highway in northern Syria on Tuesday, in fierce battles expected to inflict heavy casualties on both sides, opposition activists said. The two sides are struggling for control of a highway that serves as the main route into Aleppo, Syria’s largest city, after President Bashar al-Assad’s forces broke through a six-month rebel blockade of two bases near the road. Rebels are determined to re-establish the blockade of the bases, located outside the town of Maarat al-Nuaman in… Read more »
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pozdravujem Ta Ziad , denne cakam na Tvoje spravy ale dnes ma sklamala informacia o zbehnuti 400 /jeden prapor/ vojakov z Damasku !!! ako je to este dnes mozne !! predpokladam ze nam das spravne informacie co najskor .
na vytazstvo skutocnych syrcanov . peter .

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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=65d_1366191308

Good news from a forgotten front.

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i wait for the interview of bashar al-assad video with english subtitles of today why is it not in the air

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When Bashar is over-thrown or incapacitated, what will become of the Christians? The sect you directly/indirectly identify with. Do you think all these fighters will forget the crowd watching from the sidelines cheering against them? What is the contingency plan here? Maybe go to America? You wont survive otherwise. Alawites owe you nothing and the conservative Ahel- al-Sunnah will not want you here since you chose the easy way out. Your religion is weak and it will not last for more than 150 years since all of you parade your women around like whores and drink the devils water. Shariyyah… Read more »
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What the fuck are you talking about? Your brainwashed peanut brain can not even comprehend that some of the people on this planet do not even identify themselves with a ‘sect’ or religion. Some people do not need a god to give them hope or a sense in live. I respect those that do, but only as long as they will let free, life loving people at peace. You say ‘Enshallah’ you will find the truth? God willing we will find the truth? I ask you ; what god?? There is no god. If you do think your pathetic backward… Read more »
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Your grammar is abysmal. If you are the representation of Sharia Law; it won’t last long. I love people like you – you offer threats; yet, you end your statement with some theological garbage, as if you are omniscient. Do yourself a favor and drink the “devil’s water” because you have proven you are a dimwit. The Syrian Arab Army is killing your friends in the thousands. Where will you go, you coward? You will recant your statements and stay in the United States. You victimize yourself and claim Bashar is a butcher, when, in reality, your own sectarian ignorance… Read more »
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dear mr “what if bashar al assad”, you speak too early you have too much confidence you dont know the future and you do not decide the future you are not Godyou speak your enslaved satanic desire not the facts. as for the christians their future is in Gods hands not in the hands of the terrorists the Lord Jesus Christ said to His diciples: 4 And I say unto you my friends, Be not afraid of them that kill the body, and after that have no more that they can do. 5 But I will forewarn you whom ye… Read more »
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Hey Jihadi Sheep or should i call you RAT, If you think that you will Enshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllaah, succeed into implementing shariah around the world,you will all be exterminated. This is of course based on the way that you guys are fighting in Syria. You’re friends in Syria are pure comedians especially when they shoot randomly and give away their positions when they shout allah snackbar. Btw, what are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be waging jihad in Syria? Come on, shoo, nothing to see here.And If you are going to Syria, please post your name here so we would know when… Read more »
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re: Jordan. Explains why the U.S. moved two hundred U.S. Army into the border region with Jordan.

Astonishing that young Americans continue to enlist in their corporate army run by corporate generals for corporations and end up in a place like Jordan potentially shooting at and killing people in a region of the world they have no idea about whatsoever?

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For those who argue that the Christians in Syria should side with the filthy dirty FSA and Nusra Front Arab Rats who are back by the Saudi, Qatari, Turkish alliance, you can go to hell. Our Syrian Brothers and Sisters of the Christian Faith have more honor and respect than any of you salafist wahabi sunni extremist dog. Our Christain Brothers and Sister in Syria know very well that the salafist wahabi sunni extremist scums can’t be trusted and would massacre every one of our Christian Brothers and rape our Chistian sisters as the are doing with the Alawites and… Read more »