FIRST POST – APRIL 16, 2013 – SEX JIHADISTS ANNIHILATED IN IBLIB, LATAKIA AND ALEPPO; GLOBAL PROPAGANDA AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

JABHAT AL-NUSRA WITHERING FROM SAA STRIKES IN LATAKIA AND IDLIB: LIBYAN SEX JIHADIST’S WIFE KILLED IN LATAKIA; OBAMA’S RATS GO STRAIGHT TO THE CHICAGO SEWER WITH HIM

TURKISH EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN IDLIB GOVERNORATE; PROOF ERDOGHAN IS WAR CRIMINAL


تفكيك ألغام تركية الصنع في ريف إدلب

Syrian sappers and engineers inspect Turkish-manufactured mines provided by the rat Erdoghan to his fellow Muslim Brotherhood rats in Tal Mawha, in Idlib (see below).    

I will list the towns which saw combat yesterday.  

Al-Shaghar:  4 rodents slid down the chute to the Eternal Cesspool:

Kaamel Abdul-Samad Huraydi

The other 3 could not be identified.

Al-Ghassaaniyya:  This pretty Christian village in the north Zaawiya Mountains has not seen its own inhabitants for months:

No details.  7 killed.  

Bishlamoon:  Confirmed 3 dead.  Suspected foreigners.

Mishmishaan:  Obviously famous for its apricots.  The following rats were left to rot in the orchards to fertilize the soil:

Hussayn Mu’awwar
Hussayn Al-Dibs

Another could not be identified.

‘Ain Al-Sawda:  2 killed.  No details.

Al-Kastan:  No details.

Al-Qatroon:  4 killed.  No details.

Ta’oom:  No additional details over what we provided yesterday.

Khirbat Marteen:  6 hyenas went to Scavenger Paradise:

‘Abbaas Al-Fujayri
Muhammad Shadeed
Haydar Abu-Teena

The others could not be identified.

Raam Hamdaan:  No details.

Ihsim:  No details.

Ardh Al-Dawsa:  3 killed.  All notorious bandits claiming to be Erdoghan’s revolutionaries. No details.

East Shaykh Bahr Village:  2 killed.

Kafr Rawheen:  No details.

Ma’arratmassreen and Huraynoosh, at the “Seed Enhancement Institute”,  12 rats were killed trying to some formaldehyde to snort:

Khaleel Mukarram
Mahmoud Hassoon
Saami Ahmad Al-Dhabi’ (A hyena indeed)
“Abu Khulood”  (id pending)
Jihaad ‘Umar Tayfoor
Wadee’ Mahmoud Busaylaani
Raaja (?) Sunbulaat (?)
Abdul-Raheem Al-Zayn

The rest of the scum had no ids.  3 surrendered and are singing arias for the GS people.

ON THE ROAD BETWEEN HAYSH AND MA’ARRAT AL-NU’MAAN,  SAA sappers disarm 40 IEDs and mines (4-50 kgs).

Al-Tuhh, southeast of Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan, an entire nest of snakes was exterminated with 11 confirmed killed.  No details.

TAL MAWHA!!  A nest of slugs and hogs was put to the fire in an area west of Khaan Shaykhoon.  4 flatbeds with heavy machine gun cannons and 5 anti-armor mines were sent to the SAA’s Lost & Found department.  THE MINES WERE M-B 62/4 OF TURKISH MANUFACTURE.  DR. JA‘AFARI, ISN’T IT TIME TO BRING TURKEY BEFORE THE U.N.S.C. JUST FOR FUN?  

Al-‘Aamoodiyya:  On the International Highway between Khaan Shaykhoon and Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan.   13 IEDs dismantled.  2 rodents killed and 2 wounded.

Abu-Habba Village, in the Al-Tamaani’a area, Jabhat Al-Nusra took it right in the solar plexus when armed inhabitant of the town ambushed the Salafist freaks and put them all to death. It was glorious!!

Abdul-Muhssen Al-Jabaan (a coward indeed!)
Waleed Muhammad Al-Jabaan (his cowardly brother)
Muhammad Ibraaheem Sulaymaan
Haitham Imaadeddeen
Abdul-Samad Sifr (it’s not the same “s”, but he’s a zero anyway)
Ziad Abdul-Baasset Sifr (ditto)
Muhammad Ibraaheem          

3 others could not be identified.

LATAKIA:  LIBYAN SEX JIHADIST MOLLUSK AND HIS STINKING UN-ISLAMIC STRUMPET OF A WIFE GO TO THAT BORDELLO IN HADES COURTESY OF THE SAA!!

All of you will remember that it was SyrPer which first reported the death of the Libyan stool sample, Ahmad Idrees, at Al-Baydhaa.  You had better remember!!  Well, what we did not know was that there was an embarrassing little fact about the dispatching of slime Idrees:  his wife was doing a Patsy Cline with the nest-members – doing all she could for JIHAD!!  Wael is a bit shy about such things, but our friends at Juhayna News were not.  SHE IS NONE OTHER THAN MANAAL DARWEESH, who went to WHORE-HEAVEN WITH HER HEROIC JIHADIST INSECTS.

 

There’s more to Manaal Darweesh than stuffy Islamist fatwas and modesty.  Here she is doing the cha-cha on the Libyan ship to Turkey.  All for Jihad, of course.


Al-Murayj:  Near Kinsibba, the Jabhat Al-Nusra took it hard on the noggin yesterday when a brigade of special forces surprised them during a “table dance” and escorted them to the Mephisto shuttle:

18 flatbeds with machine guns were either destroyed or confiscated by SAA-SF.  6 of the flatbeds had armor plating.

Of the dead carcasses were:

MAAZEN AL-MIFTAAHI (QATARI RAT DROPPING AND RAVING HOMO)
This Miftaahi character is famous for issuing a “fatwa” calling for beheadings.  Not anymore.

Abu-Al-Layth”, INDONESIAN MONKEY AND QATARI CATAMITE
“Abu-‘Umar”, FILIPINO APE AND QATARI CATAMITE.  Reportedly Al-Miftaahi’s favorite lay.

In all the SAA-SF wiped out 34 rats.  Almost all had no identification.

Al-Rubay’ah:  More slaughter and target practice for the SAA.  No details other than 11 confirmed dead rats.  

Saaqiyat Al-Kirt:  4 killed. No details, yet.

Al-‘Uwaynaat:  13 killed.  All Jabhat Al-Nusra.  All foreign. Suspected Turks and Chechens.

Waadi Shaykhaan Farms: 

Ahmad Saleem
‘Ali ‘Ulayyaan
Muhammad Al-Faadhel

Khan Al-Jawz:  Jabhat Al-Nusra, the lot.  Again, all foreigners.  These were North African looking with beards fit for termite inhabitation.

HAMA:  Nice and quiet in Hama yesterday.  Rats finding no quarter among a population now tired of their presence.  But, in the city, adroit security officers spotted a woman so ugly she had to be stopped.  Thank Heavens!  It turned out she was a cross-dressing male member of Jabhat Al-Nusra trying to ride a private car out of the city for a gig at Fire Island.  He was stopped at the “Equestrian Club” and taken for brisk interrogation.  Gosh. I hope its AFI.

Here, we think, he is in all his glory.  Do you think he’s a sex Jihadist sent by Saudi pervert Shaykh Muhammad Al-‘Urayfi to satisfy those strange fetishes? 

HOMS:  Great day for relaxation.  The rats seemed to have figured out that trying to infiltrate from Lebanon is just not working:

At Al-Tayyiba and Taldahab, we can confirm the premature departure of these dearly beloved apes:

Safwaan Shihaab (“Abu Ghaydaq”, yawn)
Ismaa’eel Al-Ashraf
Wa’el Yoonus

At Hayy Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah, near the Amal Hospital, 14 cockroaches went down the toilet.  No names.

Al-Qusayr:  A SAA sniper easily sunk this Jabhat Al-Nusra bearded troll:

Abdullah Al-Jarbaan (of the Al-Faarooq Battalions, yawn.  Al-Jarbaan means “The scabby or mangy”)

DAYR EL-ZOR:  At the Old Airport, we can confirm 1 dead scarab belonging to “Descendants of Muhammad Brigades”:

Abdullah Huwayja Al-Abdullah  (SANA)

DER’AH:  At Khirbit Ghazaala, a group of Highwaymen for Allah got condemned to life by the SAA and militia:

Muhammad Khayr Abdul-Lateef Al-Zu’bi
Ahmad Hussayn Al-Sayyed

5 others could not be identified.

DAMASCUS:  IT’S OVER NOW, FOLKS. WE PREDICT THAT FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS, EVERYTHING WILL BE CLEAN-UP.  THE AMERICAN-LED RAT ARMY CANNOT RECOVER ANY LONGER AND MUST CONCENTRATE ON THE JORDANIAN FRONT.

Jawbar East:  We killed the following remnant rats:

Abdullah Al-Aftareesi
Wafi Musulmaani
Muhammad ‘Urbayniyya

Harmala Tunnel:  3 MOROCCANS CONFIRMED KILLED on the road betwen Jawbar and Zamalka.

Mazaari’ Misraaba in the Douma area,  militia killed:

Hassan Al-Hallaaq, (rat leader of “The Shield of Islam Brigades”, yawn.)
‘Uthmaan Al-Ajwah (rat leader of something boring)

Harasta, near the checkpoint at Daayaa, 5 gnats sped to the Lord of the Flies:

Muhammad Abu-Zaytoon 
Kaadhem Ali Al-Bassraawi (Iraqi stool sample)
Mufleh Abdul-Saater
Zayneddeen Shaamiya
Radhwan Hussayn Mubaarak

Mazaari’ Hutaytat al-Turkmaan in the East Ghouta, in a spectacular operation, SAA killed 9 chimpanzees:

All were non-Syrian coming over from Jordan.  Watch out!  King Tom Thumb!!

Al-‘Ibaada:  Nest destroyed.  Of the 12 killed, only these could be identified:

Muhammad Al-Massri
Muhammad Al-Qaassem

Al-‘Utayba:  Nest destroyed.  Found C-4, TNT and lots of drugs.  No details.

Al-Sabeena:  One mortar with its operator was destroyed:

Ahmad Al-Saadiri

Hujjayra:  Jabhat Al-Nusra got on the red-eye to Erebus:

“Abu ‘Umar Al-Baghdaadi” (suspected Iraqi rodent)
“Abu Muhammad Al-Tarweehi” (id pending)
Saadeq Shalaash

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GLOBAL SILLINESS DOMINATES NEWS TODAY. NOT MUCH PROPAGANDA:

Anyone who thought Al-Khatib was anything but a MB jackass should read this drivel:

http://www.worldbulletin.net/?aType=haber&ArticleID=106750

If this one about Turkey doesn’t have you in stitches, nothing can:

http://news.yahoo.com/turkey-holds-10-suspected-arming-syria-islamist-rebels-141133625.html

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:

Maria sends this short but lovely one.  Thanks, Maria, keep up the good work:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=42a_1365982883

Bjorn sends this risible addendum to our post about the Telethon yesterday.  Funny:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8af_1355094596

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