There is so much news coming out of Damascus, Homs and Idlib that I cannot possibly bring all the details to you in one post.
Waadi Ru’oona: 13 rats met the Big Rat-Maker in the Central Sewer that pours into the Styx River. This battle was with Special Forces and involved hand-to-hand combat which our boys won handily:
Raateb Ali Al-Sa’di
The others could not be identified.
This rat excrement was sent to Hell yesterday near Jawbar.
Baabeela: IRAQI RODENT SENT TO BLAZES BY SAA:
Hayman Al-‘Attaar (Iraqi feces and Jabhat Al-Nusra fanatic)
Al-Husayniyya: JORDANIAN AND LIBYAN COCKROACHES STAMPED OUT.
50 RODENTS SURRENDER TO SAA IN AL-HUSAYNIYYA. BRILLIANT AMBUSH SET BY EXPERIENCED SYRIAN ARMY OFFICERS BAGS THE LIMIT. But, as always, there are those miserable little insects which won’t quit until they’ve reserved their seat in Hell:
Muhammad Muslim (Jordanian insect dropping)
“Abu Ja’far” (Libyan dung beetle)
Al-Buwaydha: An IED factory was destroyed. Some dead rats with no details.
Jawbar: at the Teachers’ Tower, the SAA brought down these disease-carrying rodents:
West Qaarra: 4 confirmed rats killed, 2 wounded. No details.
Zaakiyya: SAA and militia set ambush for 2 cars filled with stinking rats and killed them all. 9 dead.
The others have not been identified yet.
Waadi Al-Maal: 6 dead rats with no details. Hand to hand combat.
Tal Al-Muloohi: Militia took down over 7 rats but no details.
Al-Sabeena: A nest of snakes and reptiles was destroyed. All 13 denizens were foreigners.
Al-Nabak, at Al-Humayra, 2 wretched skunks took the shuttle to their favorite cesspool:
Jawbar: Sappers defused and took apart 22 IEDs which carried payloads of 50-70 kgs of C-4 (enhanced).
Killed in the fighting were these insects:
“Abu Na’eem” (id pending)
Marj Al-Sultaan Farms in the East Ghouta, Jabhat Al-Nusra freaks belonging to “Al-Islam Brigades”
(yawn) were given first class passage to Satan’s parlor:
Muhammad Al-Sayyid Mashlab
Also, an entire nest of rats was destroyed along with machine guns and drugs.
‘Adra at Hawsh Al-Khayyaat, SAA hunted down 8 rodents and killed them all including their Jabhat Al-Nusra sniper:
Faheem Abdul-‘Azheem Al-Wahsh (a beast indeed)
The others were deemed Jordanian by statements of witnesses.
Harasta: At the Al-Umari Mosque (not to be confused with the one in Der’ah) and the Daayaa Company, the SAA and militia killed 28 rodents in a battle that lasted 9 hours.
Also at the courthouse, a number of rats were killed trying to steal cheese. No details.
Douma: At Khursheed St., a nest of hyenas was uncovered and destroyed. We can confirm these rodents
Another 3 could not be identified.
Waadi Barada: The SAA stopped a car carrying very advanced sniper rifles with night-vision scopes. The car was trying to sneak into Damascus. No very lucky really. The driver and his passenger were members of the American-supported Jabhat Al-Nusra. Their names could not be confirmed.
Daarayyaa: Several tunnels were discovered along with trenches and caches of weapons the rats used to use when they were concentrated here. No more, of course.
Al-Hujjayra: Militia killed these drug-addicted rodents last night:
Maaher Al-Ahmad (aka “Abu Ilyaas)
Tal Kurdi: A skirmish with drugged up criminals netted these mollusks:
Waadi ‘Ain Turma: 4 killed. No details.
Misraayaa: In the East Ghouta, SAA destroyed a mortar and killed 13 jackasses:
Zayd “Zeezo” Khalloof
The rest carried no papers.
AMERICAN SPY-BLIMP SHOT DOWN OVER MA’ARRAT AL-NU’MAAN. FOUND TO CONTAIN ADVANCED CAMERA EQUIPMENT. SYRIAN ENGINEERS STUDYING LENSES FOR POSSIBLE USE AGAINST RATS
IDLIB: If we haven’t told you 10 times, we’ve told you a hundred: The campaign to rid Idlib Governorate of every filthy Erdoghan rat is under way and moving with stunning speed.
Yesterday, while mopping up a rat infestation around the western farmland of Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan, Syrian air defense units shot at and brought down an advanced military blimp used by the CIA and the U.S. Army. The blimp came down rapidly but with insufficient force to destroy the sensitive equipment on board which included high-resolution cameras and heat-detecting devices. This is proof positive that the U.S. is in violation of numerous international laws and is fighting a war of aggression against the government and people of Syria. We have no doubt that Obama’s luckless spooks will contribute once again to Iran’s technological growth. According to Wael and Monzer, Syrian engineers are looking carefully at the technology to learn about other uses against vermin.
Jisr Al-Shughoor: on the Road to Janoodiyya, the SAA annihilated a pack of rats and killed 23 of them.
The rest appeared foreign. No details.
Binish: The information is foggy. Many vehicles were destroyed in a battle here last night. Wael says the numbers of dead rats may exceed 30.
Bishlamoon: 17 rats killed. No details. All foreign.
‘Ain Al-Baarida: SAA artillery scored a direct hit on a pack of rats and killed all 6. No details.
Al-Kastan: Wael’s brother is in this area and confirms 5 dead rodents.
Saraaqeb: You know the score here. We are a few days away from cleaning this town completely. I have received Intel that rats are planning to withdraw from this place fearing the advance of the 4th Mechanized Armored Division which will show no mercy.
Makfaloon Wall: 1 killed. 2 wounded.
Kooreen: a warehouse was destroyed. 4 rats killed trying to defend it.
Ihsim: 3 confirmed rats killed. 3 taken prisoner or wounded.
Qatroon: No details yet.
‘Ain Al-Shughr: Fighting with no details.
Hajj Hammood Farms: SAA encircled a convoy of rats and 6 trucks. The battle is going on as of 7:00 p.m Damascus time. No details. Expect a big result.
Al-‘Aaliya: 3 rats killed. No details. No id.
Al-Tayyibaat: 6 killed. 4 wounded. No id.
Ma’arratmasreen: 12 killed. No details. Some foreigners confirmed. No id.
Binnish: Continued fighting and heavy. No details.
Waadi Al-Dhayf: Militia killed all 5 rats in one car. No details available.
WHOLE SWATHES OF RURAL LAND NOW UNDER FULL CONTROL OF GOVERNMENT. THE MofD DECLARES THE FOLLOWING TOWNS RAT-FREE. CITIZENS INVITED TO RETURN TO THEIR HOMES.
These towns are in the Al-Qusayr agricultural region. Totally rat-free.
Haarat Al-Ashtar, near Al-Rastan, the SAA put down this cabal of swine:
Qusayy Tlays (Another bites the dust)
Al-Ghaasibiyya: a machine gun cannon was destroyed at Daar Al-Kabeera. No details.
Al-Sikmaaniyya: Big firefight with dead rats numbered at over 40. Here are some of the vermin:
Another 13 could not be identified yet. The count goes on into the night.
Al-Khaalidiyya: A large cache of weapons uncovered. No details.
‘Arjoon: Firefight nets 3 rats. No details.
Al-Mawh, Jawaadiyya, Al-Buraak: All in the Al-Rastan area saw skirmishes with rat fatalities. No details.
Al-Daar Al-Kabeera: Fighting. Confirmed 13 dead rats. All foreigners.
Al-‘Aamiriyya: 2 dead rats. 6 prisoners. FSA.
Al-Suloomiyya: fighting but no details.
Umm Sharshooh: 1 dead rat. No details.
Palmyra: (Tadmur): SAA dismantles 3 IEDs with 25kgs of C-4 on the road to Didimaan.
DAYR EL-ZOR: The Jabhat Al-Nusra is about to be evicted from this region. We guarantee it.
At Al-Halabiyya Roundabout, on the road between Al-Hasaka and Dayr El-Zor, the SAA destroyed a machine gun and a van killing all inside. Total killed 7. No details. All non-Syrian.
Jisra Al-Siyaasa: in the city itself, Jabhat Al-Nusra lost 4 rats. All believed to be Iraqis.
Al-Muree’iyya: Big battle with big numbers, but no details.
ALERT: AL-‘ARABIYYA AND AL-JAZEERA REPORTS THAT THE OFFICERS CLUB IN DAYR EL-ZOR WAS DESTROYED IS PURE PAP. DON’T BELIEVE IT. MOD SAYS CLUB IS FUNCTIONING NORMALLY.
Al-Huwayqa: 2 groups of Jabhat Al-Nusra rats killed themselves over turf and stolen loot. The SAA counted 24 carcasses. The picture below tells the whole story.
DER’AH: 55,000 SYRIANS BACK FROM THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS OF KING TOM THUMB OF JORDAN. JORDANIAN GOVERNMENT REFUSED TO RETURN THEIR DOCUMENTS IN AN OBVIOUS ATTEMPT TO USE VALID TRAVEL PAPER FOR TERRORISTS. ZA’TARI CAMP WILL SOON BE EMPTY. 5,000 REFUGEES RETURNED YESTERDAY TO DER’AH GOVERNORATE.
SAUDI ARABIAN CAMEL DROPPING GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT in Der’ah City. At the Hayy Al-‘Abbaasiyya, 6 flatbed trucks with machine gun cannons were destroyed. 3 motorcycles went up in flames as did their drivers. The dead:
Fahd Al-Mutayri (Saudi scavenger and professional ape)
Muhammad Ibraaheem Al-Masaalima (bedouin rat dropping)
Shaadi Al-Mahaameed (more bedouin rat dropping)
Ahmad Al-Hareeri (Another rat for Satan’s banquet)
Muhammad Ridha Al-Mahaameed (more bedouin trash)
Maqta’ Waadi Al-Daalli, in rural Tal-Kalakh, SAA and border patrol successfully pushed back an attempt by rodents to infiltrate from Lebanon. No details but several confirmed kills.
IBIL: Now under full control of SAA and people invited back. No more rats in this town.
Hayy Jubb Al-Jandali, near Al-Rastan, 5 rodents belonging to Jabhat Al-Nusra were killed, including their leader:
The other 3 carried no papers.
Tal Hawwaash: a nest of vipers was exterminated with 6 killed and 3 wounded. No details.
Jabhat Al-Nusra tried to blow up a building in the Hayy Al-‘Ummaal district but were intercepted by SAA who killed over 24 rats in a major firefight. No details yet.
Al-Husayniyya: SAA killed these Jabhat Al-Nusra cockroaches:
Muhammad Al-Farraaj (of the ‘Umar Ibn Al-Khattaab Brigade, yawn)
Abdul-Salaam Fayyaadh Al-Salaama
Ismaa’eel Muhammad Al-Jammaal (SANA)
ALEPPO: I was promised very detailed reports about extensive fighting in Aleppo Governorate. The SAA is on a roll. I will bring the reports early tomorrow.
PROPAGANDA AND SOME NEWS; SOME GOOD COMMENTARY:
The Right-Wing-Fascist-Maronite rags have become a laughing-stock. Get this pack of lies from Michael Young and his horde of liars:
What we worry? The U.S. and its affirmative action president is, once again, involving itself in another foreign war it cannot win. When will Americans rise up? Here is a great article from Global Research:
But now, the Muslim Brotherhood steps in and opposes American deployments. Confusing?
Another Saudi Arabian disaster for your comedy file:
More Rami Abdul-Rahman nonsense picked up by Yahoo. What comedy!!
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
THANKS TO MARIA. GREAT TAPE OF RATS FLYING OFF INTO OUTER SPACE COURTESY OF THE SAF: