On April 26, 2013, we perfunctorily reported a victory for the SAA and militia at a time when details were not coming in adequately. Wael himself was in the dark until yesterday when he contacted me in ecstatic Arabic prose and told me that the Syrian Army, backed by Ba’ath Party militia and NDF forces, inflicted a non-recoverable defeat on the NATO terrorists.
Aslan has also contacted me to tell me that Turkish officers are speaking quietly about a “change of the guard” in the FSA military command structure. It appears there is a move to oust former Syrian general Saleem Idrees who has little battlefield command experience. That is also true of all the deserter officers. The FSA is in a bind after the news of this colossal disaster finally hit home in Apaydin.
These two villages in the northern area of Idlib Governorate had been occupied by a combination of FSA and Al-Qaeda rats. It is from these villages that the enemy was able to transport weapons and supplies from Turkey via reinforced smuggling routes. The actual number of rodents inside this area was concealed by an elegant network of tunnels and air-raid shelters built, we believe, by Hamas apes in order to help their Wahhabist allies to entrench themselves in this area very close to the Erdoghan’s Turkish border. But the tunnels were not deep enough to withstand the kind of artillery shells deployed by the SAA and it appears that many rats have died in collapsed tunnels and shelters after devastating pin-point strikes on the area directed by spotters.
A Syrian Army sharpshooter draws a bead on a fat capybara slithering between the trees and ditches up ahead. Oh, I know the capybara is native to South America. But they are rats, aren’t they?
As the legitimate military forces of the Syrian Arab Republic start the count, SyrPer has received preliminary information about some of the carcasses found strewn about the countryside. There is a serious problem with contagion as the mild spring weather contributes to rapid decomposition of tissue. Enemy snipers still operate and have no compunction about killing our fighters who only are trying to remove dead carcasses in order to either cremate them or bury them properly in the earth as fertilizer for the coming planting season.
It is interesting that Wael has received Intel depicting the mostly bearded rodents as “non-Syrian” by physical appearance. This may be a big day for the Tunisian and Yemeni trash concentrated in this area.
AL-JAZEERA, REUTERS AND AP ARE LYING AGAIN ABOUT THE ABU-DHUHOOR AIRBASE. WE CAN CONFIRM THAT THE EFFORT YESTERDAY TO INVADE THE BASE AND OCCUPY A SLICE OF IT FAILED MISERABLY AS SAA FORCES AND MILITIA BEAT BACK THE EFFORT.
Once the area was pacified, NDF checked the area around the north perimeter of the base and documented the following rodent carcasses:
Another 23 could not be identified and are presumed foreign. This group belonged to 2 gangs called “Brigades and Batallions of Syria’s Martyrs” (yawn) and “The Descendants of the Messenger Grouping” (double yawn).
Al-Nayrab: Another town off-limits to scavengers. Confirmed 3 dead:
Binnish: 2 dead rats. No id.
Ma’arratmasreen: West of Kunserwa Factory, 6 rats dead. 2 wounded rats. No names.
Jisr Al-Shughoor area: At Al-Shaghar, a convoy of vans and flatbeds mounted with high powered machine gun cannons were destroyed along with their passengers.
Ahmad Al-Malaahi (suspected YEMENI rodent. Name given by warbler.)
Another 12 could not be identified. Physical appearance and dress point to many being Yemeni.
Bishlaamoon: 2 dead rats killed by NDF.
Lower and Upper Al-Kastan and ‘Ain Al-Sawdaa’: militia put down 6 rodents. No details.
Watch this excellent tape made by the FSA documenting their own defeat at Al-Qusayr. The effort to paint Hizbollah as a participant has been discredited now that we know there are Lebanese volunteers with the NDF. The rat traitors are trying to portray every Lebanese patriot and friend of Syria as a Hizbollah operative. Won’t work. Watch this video anyway and enjoy the panic and frustration of rats scurrying for cover.
Another useless, unproductive effort to infiltrate the Homs area by FSA rodents from the Lebanese towns of Haalaat, Al-Mushayrifa and ‘Adleen met with abject failure as Border Police and NDF greeted them with a hail of gunfire that forced them back to Lebanon. Wael sends this note: The number of vans destroyed was 3. Flatbeds hooked up with Doschka heavy machine gun cannons were 3. The dead bodies are accruing in the area close to the Lebanese border and this could be a serious health problem. Wael also notes that the number of attempted infiltrations through Tal Kalakh has gone down to zero.
Al-‘Uboodiyya around rural Al-Qusayr: Remnant rats were dispatched to the tune of 4 with 1 surrendering.
Al-‘Idhniyya: Now completely under the control of the SAA west of the Orontes River (Al-‘Aassi).
Kamaam: Also, now completely rat-free with citizens returning home. Same to be said of the following towns: Al-Nizaariyya, Al-Burhaaniyya and Al-Shawmariyya.
‘Aqrab: 7 rodents went to their Master Beelzebub:
Abdul-Lateef Abu-Janaat (?)
East Al-Buwaydha: 2 confirmed rat sightings. 2 confirmed rats down courtesy of militia.
West Al-Dumayna: 4 killed. No ids.
Daar Al-Kabeera: Never-ending rat pollution. No details but many rats killed yesterday.
Diyaabiyya: at the crossroads near Al-Qusayr, confirmed 14 dead rats. All Jabhat Al-Nusra without identification.
Al-Khaalidiyya: Suburb of Homs with population of bearded trolls. 6 killed and 2 prisoners.
Homs City: 6 sneaky skunks were inside a tunnel east of the Al-Waleediyya School near Baab Hood. Well, we don’t have to tell you how difficult it was to dig them up after the ceiling came down on their miserable furry heads. No details now.
Homs: Inside the Old City, SAA destroyed a nest of rats killing all 5 of them near the Factory Neighborhood. No names.
In the area east of the Orontes River (Al-‘Aassi), miniscule remnants of fleeing flies from the Al-Qusayr area were stopped and given a rapid-transit ticket to the incendiary corners of the void. 4 nests of gnats and 1 command-and-control center were destroyed along with 3 flatbed trucks carrying the inevitable heavy aa machine gun cannons.
Pitched battles fought at Der’ah City, Khirbat Ghazaala, Tafas, Daa’el, Al-Shajara, Nafi’ah, Halleen and Qarfas Farms. In the battle for the last little space, some of the rats can be seen in the picture below as their souls slid down the main sewer pipe to Satan’s cesspool. Here are some of the rodents killed in Der’ah yesterday during the big “OPERATION HAWRAAN VOLCANO!!” announced by Abu-Blowhard of the FSA (American Command. Yawn.)
These cockroaches were slain outside Qarfas Farms the day before yesterday. So sad, really. Boo hoo hoo.
Ziyaad Abu Khalaf
Mujeeb Yunus Al-Shahlaawi
Sulaymaan Mahmoud Al-Zarzoori
Hussayn Rabee’ Al-Hawaamida
Bassaam Awadh Al-Fishtaki
Faraj Abdul-Rahmaan Rasheed
Nizaar Abdul-Kareem Suwaydaani
“Abu Khaldoon” (id pending)
Usaama Muhammad Al-Nahhaas
‘Ali Khaleel Al-Muqbil
Another 4 could not be identified and are presumed to be Jordanian.
MASSIVE OFFENSIVE IN ALEPPO BRINGS HOME A FEAST OF CARCASSES FOR MEPHISTO.
HUGE LOSSES AT THE BA’EEDEEN ROUNDABOUT AND AL-HAYDARIYYA in the City. Wael reports and our nephews confirm a devastating blow to the Jabhat Al-Nusra. Estimated number of dead weasels in the 50’s range. Details being collected now.
Al-Layramoon: Near the Institute for Seed Enhancement, 17 rats were put down. Only 6 were capable of being identified:
Al-Maslamiyya: At the Al-Haashem Mill, 28 rats were killed. We have no details because all of them had no papers to identify them.
Tal Rif’aat and A’zaaz: Near the Al-Shaaher Crossroads, 3 confirmed dead rats courtesy of NDF.
MORE LAUGH-INDUCING POPPYCOCK FROM AL-JAZEERA, AP, REUTERS AND ALL THE OTHER BALONEY MERCHANTS: THE MANNAGH AIRBASE IS SECURELY IN THE HANDS OF THE SAA. It is true they keep trying to infiltrate and occupy one teeny-weeny runway. But, as always, the SAA pounds them into talc. Yesterday, 3 flatbeds with machine guns were destroyed. The bodies of the dead rodents are putrefying as I write.
‘Ain Diqna: Rude reception for Jabhat Al-Nusra nets 5 foreign terrorists. These rodents look Yemeni.
Al-Khaasher: 2 rats confirmed dead. No id.
‘Adra: Clean-up resulted in 16 FSA rodents surrendering and begging to be accepted back into Syrian society. We at SyrPer demand their execution.
Al-Qadam Quarter in South Damascus saw renewed fighting as rats try to hold on to what is left of their miserable lives. Monzer reports an easy victory over the Jabhat Al-Nusra.
Jawbar: 11 Jabhat Al-Nusra go down the sinkhole to Satan’s eternal banquet. Enjoy.
Zamalka: Jabhat Al-Nusra loses another 6 rodents. 4 wounded and taken to Hell at the SAFI HQ.
Harmala: A new area in the battlezone was quickly cleaned up. No problem. 14 rats killed. No info.
East Shiffooniyya: Minor clash with Jabhat Al-Nusra. Major failure for 3 rodents. The only one identified was:
“Abu-Muhammad Al-Najjaar” (id pending)
Barza Quarter: Only one snake identified. An Iraqi, no less:
‘Al-Muhaajer Al-‘Iraaqi’ (Id. pending. The “Iraqi Immigrant” is now emigrating to a newer, hotter environment)
Hujjayra: SAUDI ARABIAN RAT EXCREMENT DISCOVERED.
Hussayn Fadheel Al-Jaassem (Saudi rodent)
‘Ali Al-Fahhaad (suspected foreigner)
Daarayyaa: At the National Hospital:
“Abu Yusuf” (id pending)
Al-Qaaboon: Heavy fighting reported with great Rat-Stats.
Barza: Fighting with NDF at ‘Ish Al-Warwar. Good Rat-Stats but no details.
Security forces rerouted people from the Ma’raba–Barza Road to the Dummar-Qaasyoon Road. Sorry for any inconvenience.
HILARIOUS PROPAGANDA AND SOME NEWS FROM THE PRESS:
Start out your morning with a perfect example of fictionalized journalism from this virago by the name of Zeina Karam. Who do you think she works for?
Now the Western Press goes populist with this article designed to anger the left-wing morons in effete Parisian society. This one is a laugh-a-minute:
Another great article from Chris about WMDs and the “charade”:
Hey, who’s writing this stuff. And it’s “faucet”, not “waterfall”. Whoever changed the language doesn’t know Arabic very well. But it’s great stuff written mostly by Ziad:
Land Destroyer tells it like it is about the “secular” character of the FSA. Or is it really the FSA?
John Esq. sends these three fine articles. Lew Rockwell hits the mark:
Good article from Zionist press:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: