MEDAL ONLY GIVEN TO THOSE WHOSE CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE SYRIAN ARMY AND GOVERNMENT EXCEED EXPECTATIONS AND EVIDENCE A GENUINE COMMITMENT TO THE ANNIHILATION OF SYRIA’S ENEMIES
Prince Hamad of Qatar seen here explaining to Khadija Ghulaam, Pakistan’s Minister for Adolescent Affairs, and Bunny Minsk, of Human Rights Watch, why sex with little boys is better than with girls.
No man has given so much to the Syrian Army as Prince Fatso (a/k/a Prince Drum son of Double-Drum Husband of Madame Banana of the Second Rate Tribe) of the Grand Duchy of Catarrh. He has spent billions to arm the Syrian “opposition”, which includes mostly Islamist grubs and monkeys from North Africa, the Caucasus, Central Africa and Yemen. He has spent over 12 billion dollars on arms from the U.S., France, Croatia, U.K. and other nations only to find these instruments of death falling into the hands of the Syrian Army, militia and National Defense Forces.
Since the time the Syrian Ministry of Defense graduated over 100,000 new militiamen and women, there was a need for weapons of high quality to deploy against such organizations as Al-Qaeda, Jabhat Al-Nusra, the Muslim Brotherhood, inter alia, all funded and supported by the Prince himself! But thanks to new techology and military tactics, the Syrian Army has seized most of these weapons (so generously granted by the good Prince) and turned them against his own putative allies. This generosity must be rewarded with the Moussa Ibn Nusayr Medal which, in its own way, parallels the prestige and honor associated with the EGON KRENZ AWARD FOR SERVICE TO THE SYRIAN INTELLIGENCE ESTABLISHMENT. (We note that previous winners of the latter award are: Robert Ford (2011), Gerhard Schindler (2012) and the French Director of External Intelligence, Erard Corbin De Mangoux. Sadly, because of our award, Mr. De Mangoux was fired on April 10, 2013)
This is only one of thousands of examples of weapons seized by the Syrian Army and dispensed to militia and National Defense Forces. None of this would be true but for the generosity of Prince Fatso.
Therefore, it is with much pride that our Board of Governors has awarded the much-coveted MOUSA IBN NUSAYR MEDAL to PRINCE FATSO OF QATAR. With our compliments and gratitude. Good Show, Fat Prince!!!