Spokesman for the Syrian Defense Ministry has announced that the encirclement of all terrorist units operating in the southern and eastern areas of Damascus is complete! According to the spokesman, the stranglehold will put to an end the use of mortars and howitzers against suburbs of Damascus, such as Kafr Soussa. The area targeted by the SAA with the support of the NDF extends from the Damascus International Airport all the way through Kafreen, Harraan, Al-‘Awaameed, Al-‘Utayba, Al-‘Ibaada and the Industrial Park in ‘Adra finishing at West Al-Dhumayr. SyrPer has learned that the units of the SAA responsible for this task is the Republican Guard and the 2nd Mechanized Armored Division of the First Army Corps. All these forces are backed by new militia and security services. There are going to be big Rat-Stats coming because there are no escape routes any more.
At ‘Adra yesterday, in a firefight, 12 rats were given the Europass to the belly of Mt. Etna:
Youssuf Mahmoud Kirizli
Ahmad Hassaan Al-‘Ali
Saaleh Majeed Ayyoob
The other 9 could not be identified. 3 bodies were burned beyong recognition with incendiary grenades.
At Southwest Adra, a large number of scavengers were bagged but no details.
At nearby Qaarra, Monzer lists 4 rats from the FSA:
At Douma, also in the East Ghouta, the SAA silenced this rabid hyena:
“Abu-Fahd Al-Khaalidi” (id pending. Jabhat Al-Nusra)
At Mazaari’ Al-Maleeha (var. Al-Mulayha), SAA infantry killed 14 members of the Jabhat Al-Nusra. All were foreigners without papers. 3 cars and 1 van carrying terrorists were destroyed.
Mayd’ah, in the Adra area, the following scarabs were stomped out of existence:
Abdul-Salaam Ali Zahreddeen
Riyaadh Subhi Maysoor (?)
Another 2 could not be identified.
Douma, in 2 perfectly engineered operations, at the Badraan Roundabout the SAA near the Naafe’ Gas Station, 4 vans and a flatbed truck with mounted 23mm machine gun were destroyed. Of the 23 carcasses, these were identified:
The rest remain unidentified. Monzer writes that MI are certain 6 were Jordanians. Another 4 surrendered.
Al-Dhiyaabiyya: 3 cars and a flatbed with machine gun were destroyed. SANA reports these carcasses:
Monzer says the SANA report is defective in that it does not reveal that the number actually killed was 13.
Al-Bahdaliyya: The SAA greased the tracks for these Jabhat Al-Nusra tarantulas and sent them sliding into the infernal void:
Abdul-Qaader Al-Tunisi (Tunisian filth to be identified)
HUGE OPERATION IN LATAKIA TRAPS AND STRANGLES TARANTULAS FROM SUDAN, SAUDI ARABIA AND LIBYA. ENJOY:
In an operation that was mounted after intelligence intercepted incompetent communications on the Latakia-Aleppo Highway at the Al-Qasab Village, SAA and Ba’ath Party Militia forced a convoy of cars loaded with weapons to stop and fight. The rats were exterminated by the Orkin Man with a special new weapon we cannot reveal. Here is the list of fallen vermin, all from the Jabhat Al-Nusra, Badr Brigade (yawn) :
‘Atwaan Al-‘Assri (foreign vermin to be identified)
Muhammad Al-Qayyem (blackened piece of manure from Sudan. Not so valuable any more.)
Bilaal Sayulhaqq (Libyan apea)
‘Ammaar Al-Marzooqi (ditto Libyan ape)
Tarafa Ahmad Al-Ghaamidi (Saudi papers. Hadhrami origins. Same as that insect Bin Laden)
Khaleel Teqindaagh (?)
Another 8 could not be identified. No wounded. Just sent to Hell.
At Al-Firiz, in the Salmaa (Kurdish) area way up in the mountains, very close to our home in Slinfeh, a den of hyenas was surveilled, surrounded and strangled by SAA, militia and police. The scavengers inside the den were Jabhat Al-Nusra. 5 cars were destroyed along with all weapons inside. The identifiable blaspheming vermin were:
Waleed Nooreddeen Mahmoud
Akram Muhammad Al-Sammaat
7 others not identified, yet.
Bayt ‘Awwaan: An ambush laid by NDF under command of SAA officers trapped a group of mobile rodents and put them to death. 6 rats were wounded critically and are presumed by SyrPer to be in the clutches of Satan.
Hamdi Ali Hamdaan
Muhammad Al-Leefi (?)
Al-Sukkariyya: I can’t tell if this town is the one in Aleppo or Latakia. It’s a common name for towns in the Levant. Wael sends it without details but says that many were killed.
MORE ANNIHILATIONS IN HOMS AS THE FSA BECOMES DESPERATE. FRENCH IDIOT HANDLERS, SOME OF WHOM ARE NOW PRISONERS OF THE SAA, ARE BOTCHING EVERYTHING. GOSH! WE SURE HOPE THE FRENCH TAKE OVER THIS THING:
At Al-Qusayr, Wael confirms 20 rats killed but no details.
At Al-Ghouta Farms, rural Homs, SAA sharpshooters supported by RPGs and police killed these rodents:
Nadheer Aouni Makhool
Ali Mustafa Kujuq
8 were unidentified. Wael is certain they were foreigners. The entire group was a part of the Liwaa’ Al-Islam (yawn).
Al-Khaalidiyya in rural Homs, 2 nests of vipers were found and all killed inside. SANA provides these names out of 16:
At ‘Ibil and Al-Shawmariyya, SAA delivered the coup de grace to 6 terrorists. No details. Sorry.
YEMENI MEN VOLUNTEER TO SERVE WITH SAA.
(Al-Jumhoor Newspaper, Sanaa) YEMENI MEN volunteer for service with the Syrian Arab Army to fight the terrorists Obama and NATO have sent to Syria. In a major turnaround for the weasels in Riyaadh and Doha, the sisterly nation of Yemen has arisen out of the dark to take its place among truly patriotic members of the Arab family. We look forward to seeing a new Yemeni National Defense Force in Syria.
SOME NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD:
Sorry, people, Syria is not on the front burner any more. This is what I think is worth reading:
WYLE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
John Esq. sends this enlivening advertisement for Toyota trucks: