SECOND POST – APRIL 3, 2013 – MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS ABOUT SYRIA; LIAR OF THE YEAR NOMINEE

SECOND POST – APRIL 3, 2013 – MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS ABOUT SYRIA; LIAR OF THE YEAR NOMINEE for 2013!!

Every year SyrPer nominates 5 individuals for its TONY BLAIR LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD.  With the help of readers and interested parties in consultation with our Board of Directors, we are always assured of the best candidates for this coveted award.  We have now come to the conclusion that 2013 cannot pass without nominating our perennial candidate: RAMI ABDUL-RAHMAN OF THE SYRIAN OBSERVATORY FOR HUMAN RIGHTS.

Would you buy a used Bentley from this man?  We wouldn’t,  and you shouldn’t either.  He can make a sows ear out of a silk purse and sell you a bill of goods to boot. He is Der Meisterluugner.



Rami Abdul-Rahman is the poster child for Western skulduggery in the eternal battle to overthrow popular leaders of countries which do not share a belief in the intrinsic superiority of the white European.  He is said to have sources inside Syria that provide him with information no one else can get.  In BBC reports,  even though he lives 4,000 miles away in England, he is quoted as an authority on events inside war-torn Syria. He is cited frequently as one who enjoys frequent contact with medical doctors who deliver orotund reports on casualties that even the Syrian government cannot obtain.  And do you know who really gets him this information?  We’ve said it before.  Think hard!  Why…………………………. it’s his Ouija Board!!!

Need to know how many people killed today in Papeete, Tahiti?  No problem.  Rami Abdul-Rahman will sit down over his Ouija Board and carefully place his fingertips on the magic ivory planchette bestowed upon him by Sir John Scarlett, former head of MI6 with the encouraging words: “Jolly good show, keep up the excellent work!  Britain needs woggies like you.”

The fact that Abdul-Rahman is funded by Qatar is no secret.  He has been spotted flying to Jerry Sandusky Memorial Airport in Doha many times where a leather suitcase filled with American dollars awaits him.  There, besides the inevitable and insincere Arabian fulsome adulations, the pinched cheeks and goose-pokes at stag parties, Abdul-Rahman is guaranteed an audience with Prince Drum son of Double Drum husband of Madame Banana.  Flush with cash and the somewhat questionable Hellenic-love of these Arabian apes, he grovels before the mighty Prince Fatso and expectorates his gratitude like any supplicant who has received money for the simple act of mere fabrication.    

Another thing everybody knows is Abdul-Rahman’s connections to the British Foreign Office and MI6 where he is “directed” to coordinate his Ouija reports with NATO military projects in Syria.  Need some news to stir up the blood of the mercenary Islamist killers?  No problem.  Abdul-Rahman will be contacted very conveniently by BBC (The British Baloney Corporation) for a report which always makes it seem like the terrorist rats have accomplished something important – such as occupying an airbase when, in fact, they  just evaded certain slaughter by slinking away into the brush around the landing strips.

His lies are Levantine and Rabelaisian – all at the same time.  They are numerous and grand!  They are populated by affectations as surreal as a Salvador Dali painting; yet as befuddling as anything concocted by   Wassily Kandinsky.  With British continuity editors on call to insure no failed narrative, he constantly spews out his farrago of lies with the indifference of a Greek divinity.  He is the immortal Duke of Lies, being only one remove from his master: The Prince of Lies himself!

It is with great honor and a sense of duty that we, once again, nominate this British subject and Syrian felon for the world’s only acknowledged prize for excellence in lying:  THE TONY BLAIR LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD. (Wild applause)

Abdul-Rahman, seen here watching his favorite television station.   

SyrPer invites readers to send in nominations for Liar of the Year.  Use the blog address to send in your votes.  ZAF 

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TUNISIANS TAKING JIHADISTS MORE SERIOUSLY NOW.

http://www.worldbulletin.net/?aType=haber&ArticleID=105866

Mildly interesting non-scientific study about how many European rats have gone to fight in Syria.  The conclusions are preposterous:

http://english.al-akhbar.com/content/600-europeans-fighting-syria-study

Indo-Canadian sends this excellent appraisal in voltaire.net.  Note the first point and pay attention to the protection Dr. Assad gets.  It’s troubling.  I hope Mr. Assad reads this:

http://www.voltairenet.org/article178011

This is a nice video from Freegypsyman showing SAA soldiers listening to music while shooting rats:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziyTOzNcBog

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AMERICAN AND BRITISH PUBLIC OPPOSE STRONGLY AIDING THE TERRORISTS IN SYRIA. TAKE THIS ONE TO MIKE ROGERS AND THAT SENILE IDIOT, MCCAIN:
 
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/mar/22/us-uk-reject-stronger-syria-support

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