THIRD POST – APRIL 11, 2013 – MORE NEWS, SOME SERIOUS AND SOME SALACIOUS

العماد الفريج زار جرحى الجيش: سورية ستنتصر بفضل وعي شعبها وتلاحمه مع قواتنا المسلحة 
Our hero, Lt. Gen. Fahd Jassem Al-Furayj, Deputy Commander in Chief and Minister of Defense, visiting wounded officers at the Youssef Al-Azmeh Military Hospital in Damascus.  His leadership has been inspiring and forceful.  
مقتل الإرهابي حمزة عباس متزعم ما يسمى
Syrian soldiers inspect evidence of war crimes in Al-Rastan committed by Obama & Company and the Arabian apes.
A Russian expert just announced that Afghan heroin is supporting 20,000 rat terrorists in Syria.  According to Juhayna News, Victor Ivanov, Chairman of the Russian Federal Office to Fight Drugs, said that the illicit trade in Afghan opium and heroin is fueling the terrorism in Syria.

SYRIAN JETS STRIKE IN LEBANON AT TERRORIST CONCENTRATIONS KILLING 6 RATS AND WOUNDING 40 AND DRIVING THEM INTO A STATE OF CONFUSION, DISRUPTING THEIR PLANS.  All Lebanese media have now confirmed that the glorious Syrian Air Force has delivered more death to the terrorist rodents at Sarjal ‘Ajram, northeast of ‘Arsaal before they could commence infiltration operations.  According to Raami, a friend in Lebanon who talks to me too infrequently, the jets were MiG23s flying in Syrian airspace but firing into Lebanon.        

Lt Gen. Issam Hallaaq, Chief of the Syrian Air Force, has over 120 of these babies.  We look forward to seeing them used more often. 
One of our readers, Bjorn, says that the German media has revealed the first person from Germany to die in the Syrian conflict.  He is Aslanbek F.  They won’t disclose his full name owing to some rules concerning his wife’s identity.  He is Chechen, naturlich.
LEBANESE AUTHORITIES arrested hundreds of gun smugglers in Lebanon in March.  In a display of uncharacteristic devotion to duty, the Lebanese army and security officials arrested 700 individuals of different nationalities and seized 112 cars, 47 motorcycles, 6 fuel tankers and a fishing boat, not to mention a cornucopia of weapons all destined for the Syrian conflict.  Good show, Lebanon.  Finally.

HOORAY FOR CAMERON, SARKOZY, HOLLANDE, OBAMA AND THE REST OF NATO.  LIBERATED LIBYA IS NOW FEEDING WARS ALL OVER THE WORLD THANKS TO YOU. AREN’T YOU BRILLIANT?  AREN’T YOU WAR CRIMINALS? 

http://www.worldtribune.com/2013/04/11/un-reports-libyan-weapons-have-turned-up-in-12-countries/

But one might ask: “What is Ghassan Shitto’s place” now that Ayman Zawahiri is the Caliph of Cockledoodledoo?

http://english.al-akhbar.com/content/al-qaeda-levant-awaits-its-emir

John Esquire sends these “10 Reasons Why” regarding Robert Ford a la David Letterman, enjoy:

TOP 10 REASONS TO SEND ROBERT FORD TO BENGHAZI
1.         American puppet government eliminates risk of another untimely departure.
2.         Untimely death will earn him a state funeral and some kind words from his boss.
3.         Espionage is a transferable skill.
4.         Pardon our dust. Benghazi embassy to be completely renovated.
5.         He already knows how to order hummus!
6.         His Arabic is so weak it is interchangeable from the Levant to the Mahgreb.
7.         Currently one of 23 million Americans who are unemployed.
8.         Completely familiar with Libyan terrorists after working with them in Syria.
9.         Will not be returning to Syria anytime soon…or ever.
10.       Chance to use frequent flyer miles.
He looks out from the void to which he is condemned to live for the rest of his life

Here’s a typical scene from Al-Qusayr in the Homs countryside which shows you what we are saying is true about these attempts to infiltrate from Lebanon.  Disastrously awful results for young men who should be spending their time at work or in school.  The Allahu Akbars are used so frequently the phrase has no meaning any longer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsjT2_hlE-8

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