AMAZING COINCIDENCE: SAA CONFISCATES EXTREMELY SOPHISTICATED WEAPONS PAID FOR BY QATAR AND PROVIDED BY UNITED STATES AT KAMAAM IN HOMS.
Kamaam: After SyrPer thanked Prince Pedophile of Qatar for his military contributions to our militia and NDF forces, the Syrian Army seized the biggest cache yet of advanced weapons systems since the start of the conflict. At Kamaam, 26 rodents from the Fake Syrian Army were killed and 12 were taken prisoner. But the nicest part was this: Over 40 heat-seeking anti-aircraft missiles were taken along with advanced guidance systems, launchers, RPGs, 80 assault rifles, 47 machine guns 2 Doschkas, advanced satellite communication devices and night-vision goggles (which were quickly dispensed to our soldiers). Wow! The U.S. sure is serious about arming the Syrian Arab Army. Thank you, Prince Fatso.
On Monday, the FSA, which seems to be reading SyrPer, tried to show everybody that they could still attempt infiltration from the far north at Tal Kalakh. No such luck. 3 confirmed dead rats are now decomposing in the valleys. No details.
Another attempt yesterday from Haalaat and ‘Adleen in Lebanon toward the killing fields of Al-Qusayr. Wael tells me his sources confirmed at least 7 motorcycles and their drivers put down. No other details. Another FSA botched operation.
Al-‘Aboodiyya in rural Al-Qusayr, a nest of snakes was exterminated to the tune of 7. Only 2 were wounded and taken prisoner:
Nadheer Muhammad ‘Awbashi
Ameen ‘Ali Habash
The other 4 did not have papers.
Al-Shawmariyya: A pack of grubs was sent down the tube to the Lord of the Flies. 8 dead grubs. No survivors.
Kafr Laahaa: Ditto except for 3 grubs.
Al-Salloomiyya: Thanks again to Prince Fatso for the boxes of ammunition the SAA and NDF seized here. In addition to that, they managed to neutralize these cockroaches:
Fu’aad Suhayl Biktaashi
‘Aqrab: Another resupply of ammo for the NDF with 2 rats taking the freight train to Oblivion.
East Al-Buwaydha: Firefight resulted in 4 rats and 3 prisoners. No details.
West Al-Dumayna: A pack of hyenas was ambushed by militia and all killed. No details.
Al-Daar Al-Kabeera: An assault on a den of vipers got us 4 dead rats and some brand new AK-47 assault rifles. Thank you, Prince Fatso!
Al-Khaalidiyya: Militia killed 1 rat in a firefight and chased down 3 others. No details.
At the Al-Dhiyaabiyya intersection, in rural Al-Qusayr, SAA destroyed a tunnel at town’s main thoroughfare.
Last evening, with their useless mortars firing on our border guards, the FSA tried again to infiltrate from Lebanese Haalaat into Jawsiyya and Tal Hanash. No such luck. More bodies are now putrefying in the countryside.
DER’AH: JABHAT AL-NUSRA WIPED OUT IN ONE BATTLE AT JAASSEM. MAJOR LOSS FOR AL-QAEDA.
Jaassem: SAA and NDF ambushed a unit of rodents in this southern Syrian town known for its countryish style. The slime who were killed were not townies, but from another town called “Inkhil”. Starting with the rat leader:
Ahmad Muhammad Sa’eed Al-Wakad: (“Al-Hakam”. “Lions of Islam Brigades”. Yawn)
Faares Muhammad Al-Jibaawi
Maazen Muhammad Al-Jibaawi (Brothers! Our compliments to the Al-Jibaawi clan)
Hussaam Abdul-Fattaah Al-Qaadiri
Ihssaan Abdul-Fattaah Al-Qaadiri (Brothers, also! Wow! Our compliments to the Al-Qaadiris)
Baassem Abu Salloo’
Ahmad Muhammad ‘Adnaan Al-‘Eed
On the road between ‘Itmaan and Daa’el, rats attacked a military checkpoint and lost the following litter-mates:
Bahaa’ Ahmad Taffaah
Hussayn ‘Ali Tayfoor
Anas Hameed Al-Khuswaani
Salaah Muhammad Nijm
Saalem Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Masshoor
Al-Nu’ayma: All 19 rats killed were non-Syrian. Many weapons seized and handed over to the NDF. Thank you, Mr. Obama and especially, Prince Fatso.
At Al-Zahraa‘, in the area of Maqta’ Al-Bakaara Mosque, 6 foreign-born snipers were killed trying to protect themselves after militia zeroed in on their position and put them to death. 8 mortars were seized and immediately put to use by our Ba’ath Party militia along with 1 23mm anti-aircraft machine gun cannon which was found close to the Al-Haashem Flour Mill.
At the Al-Haydariyya Roundabouts, 13 rodents were sped to the big Furnace in Hell. No details.
Jisr Al-Haaj: We are proud to tell our readers that the science of rousting snipers has been perfected by the SAA, especially our Special Forces. 8 snipers went to their Presto Cooker yesterday. All foreign. One believed to be Tunisian.
Ba’eedeen – Another mortar was seized and turned over to militia. THANK YOU AGAIN, PRINCE FATSO.
LATAKIA: JABHAT AL-NUSRA FINDS ITS NUMBERS DWINDLING AS THE SAA AND NDF WHITTLE DOWN THEIR RANKS. RUDDERLESS FOREIGNERS NOW DOMINATE THEIR ORGANIZATION.
At a military checkpoint at Khirbet Sulaas, all Jabhat Al-Nusra apes were killed including the SAUDI ARABIAN DUNG BEETLES:
MUHAMMAD MUSTAFA SHAAGHILI
Both belonged to the “QAWS AL-NASR BRIGADES”!! YAWN. It is a branch of “Liwaa’ Jund Allah”, double yawn.
Also joining these Saudi insects were:
TUNISIAN BARBARY APE CLIMBS THE LIANA DOWN TO HIS DEVIL MONKEY:
At Ghammaam, in Northern Latakia Governorate near Turkish Occupied Syria, a Tunisian kamikaze went to Tora Tora Tora Hell courtesy of the SAA:
‘UTHMAAN SHUHAYRI, Tunisian runt, pedophile and drug addict.
Saarem Abdul-Kareem Saaleh
Mutawalli Al-Haaj Khamees
DAMASCUS: ARCH-TERRORIST KILLED IN ‘AL-UTAYBA:
Ziyaad Al-Mawaazeeni was shot-putted into the depths of Oblivion last night while high on morphine.
He was a rat leader and highly-respected professional addict.
Rukneddeen Neighborhood: A nest of rats was destroyed and all their weapons seized and donated to the NDF. Along with 4 RPGs, communications equipment, stun grenades and drugs were computers containing more evidence about Obama’s war crimes. Just wait for this one to explode soon.
At Al-Nabak, Qaarra and Yabrood in the Qalamoon Mountains near Damascus, 12 rodents were killed and 8 incapacitated. No details from Monzer.
On the Road between Madhaayaa and Damascus, a car was stopped and guess what the little bird found?
IED equipment: 500 electric triggers, 150 standard fuses for IEDs and NIGHT VISION GOGGLES. Now, isn’t that just jolly! Thank you, Obama and Prince Fatso. We will use those goggles at night when hunting down your rat-heroes. Keep sending them. And by the way, maybe some really good body armor too. Thanks.
AL-RAQQA: A Jabhat Al-Nusra group, The Islaamic Canonical Committee, yawn, had its nest blown up rudely by the SAA and militia in the Industrial Zone. Boo hoo hoo. We killed 36 of them. Their bodies are now mummifying in the heat of the desert.
The “Islamic Revolutionaries of Al-Raqqa Battalion” (sigh) was annihilated on Monday by alert militia at the same location. 16 rat bodies were counted. Only one could be identified:
“Abu ‘Issa” (id pending)
IDLIB: Since the incredible annihilation suffered by the rats at Al-Zughba, not much news from them. At Al-Huwaiz, we seized even more weapons thanks to Prince Porky of Qatar.
Al-Jaanoodiyya: at the crossroads, 4 Jabhat Al-Nusra bearded trolls jumped down the elevator shaft to Hell. A mortar was destroyed but 6 RPGs were seized along with missiles. Thanks, Prince Fatso.
Baab Al-Hawa, in rural Idlib, near the Turkish border, Wael reports a big ambush as rats were trying to infiltrate with many dead. No details yet.
Saraaqeb: All rats were non-Syrian including this piece of sludge who identity is still not certain:
Khaaled Al-Shaykh-‘Ali Bin Haydar
HAMA: Jabhat Al-Nusra lost another 24 rodents at KafrNabbooda and Al-Karkabaat. No details yet, but a real blow to these vermin.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
Robert Fisk writes this elegant essay on our army in the north and its war with the rodents. Anonymous sent us this and its worth reading. It’s nice to have someone write about the army as though it was peopled by human beings:
Another interesting article from Anonymous about a missile being fired at a Russian passenger aircraft en route from Sinai to Kazan.
The Rebel exposes American machinations and the search for any casus belli:
The usual good stuff from Christoff:
Middle East News sends us this about our Hero-Hacker:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: