FIRST POST – MAY 12, 2013 – OBAMA’S TERRORIST EAT HUMAN HEARTS; WATCH VIDEO; SYRIAN ARMY DESTROYS NATO TERRORISTS IN IDLIB; RAT-STATS; PROPAGANDA IN WESTERN PRESS HIGH; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

TERRORISTS SUPPORTED BY VAMPIRE OBAMA EAT HUMAN HEARTS; WATCH THIS VIDEO IF YOU HAVE THE STOMACH FOR THIS:

http://www.jpnews-sy.com/ar/news.php?id=56675  

SYRIAN ARMY ROUTS TERRORISTS ALL OVER IDLIB; SYRIAN HIGH COMMAND EXPECTS SPECTACULAR VICTORY IN IDLIB BEFORE THE MOVE TO AL-RAQQA

It seems that with all the talk from Saleem Idrees and Abdul-Jabbar Al-Ukaydi, you would be seeing FSA rodents in more battles.  But it just isn’t so.  Jabhat Al-Nusra is clearly the main factor in the Syrian conflict and the FSA is nothing more than a drunk cheerleader waiting for the bus to take it home.  In battle after battle in Idlib, the SAA has stymies and demolished the rodents.  


RATS BEG FOR CEASEFIRE IN IDLIB AS SYRIAN ARMY MOVES INTO SOUTHERN NEIGHBORHOODS WITH NEW WEAPONS AND AN ATTITUDE.  LOCAL FSA LEADERS ADMIT THEY CANNOT FACE DOWN THE SAA.  SAA HAS REJECTED THEIR CALLS FOR A CEASE FIRE.  SOURCES:  FSA HAS CONTACTED CIA OPERATIVES TO “ENGINEER” A CEASE FIRE AS NEWS THAT CIA DEPUTY DIRECTOR, MICHAEL MORRELL, IS IN SOUTHERN TURKEY TO COMMIT MORE WAR CRIMES AND COLLECT MUSHROOMS.  

 
TURK RAT KILLED IN IDLIB:

MAHAATEER SABI’UDDEEN (Turkish rodent)
‘Abdul-Qaader ‘Uthmaan
Muhammad Jum’a Kazwaan
Muhammad Bakkoor

Jabal Al-Arba’een:  At the Al-Fanaar Restaurant, 17 rodents went to Hell on a greased aluminum pole:

Mundhir Sab’aawi
Ismaa’eel Al-Jood
Jamaal Mallaah
Mustafa Hussayni

The rest have either not been identified or could not be identified due to absence of documentation.

ABU DHUHOOR AIRBASE REGION SCENE OF UNBELIEVABLE CARNAGE AS SYRIAN ARMY DEFIES ODDS AND SMASHES OBAMA’S TERRORISTS

Tal Salmo:  49 rodents confirmed killed and sent to Lucifer for extreme unction. Over 37 foreigners among the rats!!:

“Abu-Mukhtaar Al-Tunisi” (Tunisian ape and grub)
Hassan ‘Abdul-Ghani
Faayez Amjadzaad
Jihaad Al-Rasmi
‘Ali Noor-Al-Hassan
Muhammad Al-Ahmad
Yusuf Maghribi
Hussayn Al-Ustaadh
‘Imaad Qajari
Abdul-Naasser Al-Wajeeh 
Rustum Abu-‘Aamer
Jalaaluddeen Hajj-Hassan

Al-Buwayti:  In this village, stupid tactics by untrained and ignorant J.N. freaks resulted in this:

Wadhdhaah Jeelaani
Muhammad Abu-Al-Dhahab
Zaaher Al-‘Umari
Sa’eed Al-Taahi
Mu’tassem ‘Abdul-‘Azeez
Raa’ef ‘Aatallah

Another 9 could not be identified.

Jaari Al-Talab:  No details. But, a big firefight and rat-stats.  Wael is trying to figure out who was involved.

Al-Hameediyya:  A MiG25 hit the target right on the head in this one.  Wael reports that militia counted 28 carcasses with only these identified:

‘Arfaan Sa’ab
Hussayn Moussa
Muhammad Al-Sayyed
Rajab ‘Attoof
Kareem Abdul-Kareem

Militia also seized 3 cars carrying heavy machine gun cannons, an armored car (destroyed), ammunition for AK47 assault rifles and 4 motorcycles.  Thank you,  Prince Fatso!!

Tal-Teeta:  An ancient site for archaeological digs was the scene of unspeakable cupidity as rodents killed one another over stolen relics.  The number killed:  11

Darkoosh:  A nest of rats was surprised by an SAA pizza delivery boy with a grenade:

Majeed Sufyaani
‘Ataa’ Kooza
Safaa’ Al-Anssaari
Abdul-Mun’im Qabaqji
Saari Al-‘Abed

Another 13 could not be identified.

‘Ain Al-Qassab:  SAA artillery devastated a rat position outside this village.  Carcasses counted:  7. No details.

Mashmashaan:  8 rodents confirmed killed.  Only one name available:

Bashshaar Abu-Rushdi

Qatroon:  Ba’ath militia found these cockroaches and called in help.  Security arrived and helped to exterminate the nest.  Hind helicopter reported playing a role:

Muhammad Raadhi
Waleed Barhoom
Muhammad Sa’daat
Hassan Biqtaashi
‘Abdul-Majeed Al-Shaykhali
Jawdaat Sharkass

Another 17 could not be identified. 

DER’AH:

SAUDI APE EXCREMENT FOUND WITH KUWAITI GRUB:

Jaassem:  Remnant creepy-crawlers from Khirbat Ghazzala were surrounded and put down:

‘Ammaar Al-Shammari (SAUDI SPUTUM; FILTH)
Mahmoud Al-Mutayri (KUWAITI PUS AND GNAT)
Daawood Khaatem
‘Ali Suwaylima

Another 4 could not be identified.  6 taken prisoner and warbling.

THE ENTIRE HIGHWAY FROM DAMASCUS TO JORDAN IS NOW COMPLETELY WITHOUT RATS.  CONFIRMED BY THE MoD, CARS AND TRUCKS TRAVELING FREELY. 

الجيش يعلن طريق دمشق درعا وبلدات في ريفي حمص وحماة مناطق آمنة
A female NDF volunteer (right) walks with SAA infantrymen as they decontaminate Southern Syria

HOMS:  Not much news today about Al-Qusayr as SAA prepares to exterminate the grubs.  However, Wael reports mass surrenders as rodents realize their ammunition is low and there is no chance for reinforcement.  So sad, really.

Al-Ghassaaniyya:  Citizens resisted the J.N. for months and today had their chance to celebrate the entry of the SAA.  Our soldiers were smothered in rice and flowers as they marched through this liberated town.

John Esq. sends this tape of our troops uncovering a rodent IED factory in Homs circa April 20, 2013.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDdBr1J46do

ALEPPO:

Layramoon:  

8 rodents belonging to J.N. wiped out.  All were foreigners.  Tunisians suspected in the group.

Handaraat Mosque:  2 rats killed.  No id.

Mannagh Airbase:  The fun continues.  SAA seized a brand new 23mm machine gun cannon.  Thanks again to Prince Pedophile of Qatar.

 I WILL HAVE A TON OF NEWS TOMORROW ABOUT DAMASCUS AS THE FLUFF IS VACUUMED UP AND DEPOSITED IN SATAN’S DUST BIN.   

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WEST RATCHETING UP THE PROPAGANDA WHILE THE SYRIAN ARMY CRUSHES THE TRAITORS

TURKISH PRIME MINISTER ERDOGHAN COMMITS SUICIDE!!!  THAT’S RIGHT, FOLKS.  IT’S ALL OVER NOW:

http://www.syrianews.cc/turkish-prime-minister-recep-tayyip-erdogan-commits-suicide/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+syrianews%2Fnews+%28SyriaNews%29  

The Mouse that Roared Redux.  I didn’t know that Turkey had any officers left.

http://www.worldbulletin.net/?aType=haber&ArticleID=108697

We like Russian warships off our coast.  Mother Russia is coming.  And it’s Mother’s Day today. How appropriate:

http://www.globalresearch.ca/defend-russias-interests-russian-navys-permanent-mediterranean-task-force-to-include-nuclear-subs/5334779?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=defend-russias-interests-russian-navys-permanent-mediterranean-task-force-to-include-nuclear-subs

Syria had better not return “imprisoned” Tunisian rats.  We demand their execution!!

http://therebel.org/mideast/639718-800-tunisians-fight-against-syria

Watch this video of “WOG OF THE YEAR”  laureate Ahmad Mu’aadh Al-Khateeb make a fool of himself and NACOSROF in this interview.  Good stuff for SyrPer optimists.  I like the part where he asked 5 members to resign.  That includes Captain Kangaroo.

http://egyptianchronicles.blogspot.fr/2013/05/syria-this-is-more-than-alarming.html#.UY-OhqIssJ0.twitter

Robert Gats was a fine Defense Secretary.  Here he delivers a fine opinion on Syria:

http://news.yahoo.com/gates-no-direct-military-involvement-syria-130310533.html

Comedy galore as Erdoghan tries to weasel out of the mess he created.  Now its Turks working for the Syrian intelligence service behind the Reyhaaniyya explosions:

http://www.worldbulletin.net/?aType=haber&ArticleID=108725

Souri Homsi also sends this short video of the explosions:

http://trutube.tv/video/6753/Two-Car-Bombs-Explode-in-the-Turkish-town-of-Reyhanli

The use of a nuclear weapon on Syria seems fanciful.  But this article is intelligent and I’d like to hear from readers their opinions:

http://friendsofsyria.wordpress.com/2013/05/12/was-syria-nuked/

You’d have to be a masochist to want Saudis to convert to Christianity.  He’s luck he wasn’t beheaded, I guess:

http://english.al-akhbar.com/content/saudi-jails-lebanese-who-helped-woman-convert-christianity

John Esq. sends this article about the strange bedfellows the Syrian crisis has created:

http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2013/05/05/the-israeli-jihadist-alliance/

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT (A/K/A THE ALLAHU AKBAR CORNER)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOpuG0wgyNE

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