FIRST POST – MAY 13, 2013 – DAMASCUS NOW FREE OF RATS AS ARMY MOVES INTO DER’AH AND AL-RAQQA; ERDOGHAN MURDERER AND WAR CRIMINAL; RAT-STATS; GLOBAL POPPYCOCK AND SOME NEWS; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS; SCENES OF JUBILATION AS OUR ARMY GRINDS THE RATS INTO SO MUCH FERTILIZER:

Harasta:  Firefight nets 5 rodents trying to find shelter in an hostile world.  2 were identified:

Fawwaaz Habboosh
Abdul-Sattaar ‘Ali-Ahmad

Shifooniyya:  The day before yesterday, these snipers were hunted down and asked to surrender.  They thought they could take on the NDF. They were dead wrong:

‘Adnaan Al-‘Arabu
Na’eem Sultaaniyya
Akram Zaytoon
‘Aabed Kan’aan

Also, today, in Shiffoniyya, we are delighted to give news to the family of Mr. Muhammad Al-Najjaar of the Jabhat Al-Nusra of his premature descent down the Mephisto Autobahn to the flea market supervised by none other than the Lord of the Flies himself.  Bully for him!!  

Jawbar:  At the cork factory, J.N. fanatics fired artillery at the building and set it on fire.  The rats were all killed and their mortar piece seized and given to NDF for later use against Prince Fatso.  No names of the carcasses.   12 dead.

Also in Jawbar, at the Al-Manaasher Roundabout, militia sent these 2 dung beetles to Satan’s compost heap:

Mahmoud Darweesh (Obviously not the great Palestinian poet who passed away some years ago.  He would have been ashamed of professors who still don’t know that Dr. Assad is the man in Syria’s future.) 
Hishaam Al-‘Uluw.

Barza:  A nest of buzzards is wiped out by SAA and militia.  13 killed and no prisoners to worry about:

Muneeb Faakhoori
Ziyaad Al-Sagheer
Muhammad Jawaahiri
Sabaah Al-Mu’ti
Abdul-Hameed Al-Shamaali

The rest carried no identification and will be cremated.

Al-Qaaboon:  No details about a major firefight inside the town.  Only that at least 6 rats were killed.

Harmala Tunnel:  We now have 2 brand new 23mm anti-aircraft cannons and a big crate of AK47s for our militia.  Thank you Prince Pedophile of Qatar.

‘Adra:  Jabhat Al-Nusra went down the pipe and got smoked.  11 confirmed dead foreign rats.

TURKEY:  ANOTHER TURK JET GOES DOWN IN FLAMES

A Turkish F-16 flying over Southern Turkey’s Amanus Mountains crashed in a ball of flames in the village of Barbooz about 40km north of the Syrian border.  Aslan, our source in Hatay, says the rumor mill is in full operation.  One rumor is that it was shot down by Jabhat Al-Nusra freaks with a Qatari-supplied heat-seeking anti-aircraft missile.  Th epilot reportedly bailed out.   Let’s see.  In the meantime, huge demonstrations against Erdoghan are being reported.  People are demanding his resignation.

TUNISIAN VERMIN KILLED ON MAY 7, 2013 IN IDLIB.  THESE TUNISIAN BARBARY APES AREN’T DOING SO WELL IN OUR BELOVED SYRIA.

صحف تونسية: مقتل إرهابي تونسي في سورية.. وتورط آخرين بالتعامل مع

Tunisian plague-carrying rodent lies dead after being killed by SAA snipers.  His name?  Saadeq ‘Abdul-Malek. Killed on May 7, 2013 near Idlib.  He is now enjoying treacle with Mr. Treacle.  

DER’AH:  KHIRBAT GHAZAALA IS NOW 100% RAT-FREE THANKS TO THE SAA.  This is the end of the FSA and its more numerous allies in the Jabhat Al-Nusra.  

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WORLD POPPYCOCK AND SOME NEWS:

Erdoghan is a murderer? No way. Right?  Yes, way.  Read this:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/syria/10053912/Erdogan-is-a-murderer-claims-Syrian-minister-after-deadly-car-bombings.html 

Turkish fighter jet downed again. Are they going to use this to attack our great army?  Let’s see.  Russia had better be ready:

http://friendsofsyria.wordpress.com/2013/05/13/turkish-fighter-jet-crashes-near-syrian-border-governor-says/

This fellow is wrong about the stats. Dead wrong.  But it remains an interesting indicator that views are changing in the West:

http://friendsofsyria.wordpress.com/2013/05/13/assad-still-popular-in-parts-of-country/#comment-24287

Mildly stupid article with some truth to it. Always forgets the Christians, Druze, Kurds, Ismailis and the like and forgets that Syria is a Ba’ath nation with a secular Sunni majority.  Really ignorant:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/05/13/six-ways-assad-has-turned-the-tide-in-syria/ 

Great article from Global Research:

http://www.globalresearch.ca/americas-war-on-syria-another-anti-assad-false-flag/5334919?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=americas-war-on-syria-another-anti-assad-false-flag

John Esq. sends this article from the Zionist press confirming our control over all Khirbat Ghazaala:

http://www.haaretz.com/news/middle-east/syrian-troops-take-full-control-of-strategic-town-near-main-highway-to-jordan.premium-1.523751

Soren from Denmark is laughing while reading this article he sent to us.  Now I’m laughing also.  Thanks, Soren and keep sending good ones like this:

http://rt.com/op-edge/fsa-israel-assad-power-912/

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT.  ALLAHU AKBAR. ALLAHU AKBAR:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pfiIJ8Ci8w

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