FOREIGN OFFICERS CAUGHT ALIVE FROM FRANCE, ENGLAND, BELGIUM, NETHERLANDS, QATAR AND TURKEY!!
EFFORTS TO RELIEVE THE TRAPPED RODENTS IN AL-QUSAYR FAIL MISERABLY AT TAL-KALAKH
Syrian Army regulars cheer their comrades on after completely wiping out the rats in Al-Haydariyya 3 days ago. They are now in Al-Qusayr to finish the job once and for all.
CAPTAIN KANGAROO EXHORTS TERRORISTS TO RUSH TO AL-QUSAYR; GEORGE ZABRA SCREAMS INTO MICROPHONES KNOWING NO ONE IS LISTENING; MI INTERCEPTS OF TERRORIST COMMUNICATIONS DEMONSTRATE A ZERO INTEREST IN CAPTAIN KANGAROO!!
George Sabra, a/k/a Syria’s Captain Kangaroo, and capo di tutti capi of the Syrian National Council, has eructed some speech in Istanbul urging his great terrorist cannibals to “rush” to Al-Qusayr to help the heroic, cowering rodents nestled among the innocent civilians behind whom they are hiding. Sabra, (also spelled “Zabra”), used exhortatory language reminiscent of Mussolini in demanding that they do what is impossible, namely: charge headlong into the arms of our thousands of troops and militia now surrounding the area with a stranglehold so tight neither mouse nor grub can penetrate.
George Sabra, seen here in some European red-light district, contemplating suicide. He was too much a coward to jump.
SyrPer will confirm to you that our forces inside Al-Qusayr have destroyed over 200 miles of tunnels dug by the rodent-moles of the Jabhat Al-Nusra fanatics and cannibals. Inside those tunnels, as we reported yesterday, were some odd customers. Oh, they were not the run-of-the-mill heart-chewing terrorist hyenas to whom we have gotten accustomed. No way! These were actual intelligence agents from the following countries: FRANCE, ENGLAND, BELGIUM, HOLLAND, QATAR, TURKEY AND SAUDI ARABIA!!!
SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE IS DEMANDING THAT THESE FOREIGN RATS BE PUT TO DEATH IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEY HAVE CONFESSED AND DELIVERED UP ALL NECESSARY INFORMATION REGARDING THEIR TASKS AND ALL OTHER INFORMATION DEEMED SENSITIVE BY
OUR MILITARY INTELLIGENCE PERSONNEL.
The foreign terrorist enablers and intelligence officers are now in Damascus where they will be expected to warble generously. Gosh! We hope Syrian Air Force Intelligence plays a role in this. What a horrorshow!!
This slimy, dirty, stinking little rat weeps in an alleyway of Al-Qusayr as the SAA prepares to relieve him of all his suffering. This photo was taken by fellow rodents who think that the scene will inspire more mercenaries to come to the aid of the cannibals inside this town. Yeah! Sure!
SYRPER CAN CONFIRM THAT THE ZIONIST JEEP SEIZED BY SAA CONTAINED ELECTRONIC WARFARE AND INTELLIGENCE EQUIPMENT WHICH IS NOW BEING EXAMINED BY IRANIAN EXPERTS. WE EXPECT SOME GREAT USES FOR THIS LUCKLESS TROJAN HORSE.
SYRPER HAS CONFIRMED THE DEATH OF CANNIBAL RODENT LEADER “WARDAAN AL-ZUHOORI” (A/K/A “ABU ‘UMAR“) ON THE BORDER WITH LEBANON. HE WAS KILLED WHILE RELIEVING HIMSELF IN SOMEONE’S STEW POT. HE WAS A SCOURGE IN THE CITY OFTEN TAKING WOMEN’S JEWELRY AS “RECOMPENSE FOR OUR JIHAD”. HE IS NOW IN THE BELLY OF EREBUS.
This sharpshooter takes aim at some weasels in Al-Qusayr as his partners advance toward the prize in the North.
DETAILED UP-DATE FROM AL-QUSAYR:
The main groups fighting the SAA in Al-Qusayr are the “Kataa’eb ‘Umar Al-Faarooq”, “Kataa’eb Al-Waadi”, “Kataa’eb Faarooq” and “Ahfaad Al-Sahaabi” (also called “Al-Muhaajiroon). The last group is made up of exclusively foreign elements, many from the Arabian toilet and Iraq. We know this because their communication system has been compromised and they inevitably announce their titles whenever communicating with other rats.
With 70% of Al-Qusayr now in SAA hands, the northern part of the city now awaits the cleansing of its homes and streets. Interestingly, SAA sappers, who are now world-class masters at disabling IEDs, have found hundreds of them installed in cars, homes and streets. The purpose is pretty clear: to kill SAA soldiers as they approach the final goal. But, SAA MI and engineering corps, have proven themselves very adept at neutralizing points in which remote control operators are situated and then going in to dismantle the IEDs. It’s a pretty hair-raising kind of work, but they are the best.
Tunnels in this town were clearly built with Palesteezian know-how learned acquired in Beirut and Gaza. The fingerprints of these Palestinian traitors are everywhere, even in the dialect which is heard on occasion during satellite communication. There will be Hell to pay for this.
Wael says that his sources describe a situation typical of insurgencies which cower behind women’s skirts. The terrorist rodents hiding in the Northern Neighborhoods are banking, accurately I’m told, on SAA unwillingness to subject the civilian population to heavy bombardment. This will delay the entry and liberation of these neighborhoods. However, it is reported to Wael that families are raising white flags from balconies and begging the army to enter to end the cancer carried by these rats. It is very frustrating for the SAA.
All sources report an attempt by rats in Lebanon to send in reinforcements via the Tal-Kalakh corridors. They failed miserably. It was a lemming operation. From Haalaat, ‘Uzayr and ‘Uyoon Al-Sha’ra, they tried desperately to enter. All were killed. No wounded. We have no names because their bodies are strewn in areas not considered safe for investigators. Wael reports that 33 were put down by militia, SAA and border police.
Al-Rastan near the crossroads of Al-Ghajar, SAA and militia exterminated the following hyenas in a firefight which started after loyal citizens reported the existence of a warehouse filled with Prince Fatso’s weapons.
Ahmad Badaawa Ayyoob
Mufeed Taraawina (?) (Jordanian tribal name with Syrian papers)
And we can’t forget Prince Fatso of Qatar for his generosity. SAA seized 4 crates of AK47s, 3 sniper rifles, 2 boxes of hand grenades, a 23mm AA machine gun cannon (not-mounted), 3 flatbeds and so many drugs.
THANK YOU, PRINCE HAMAD HUSBAND OF MADAME BANANA!!
With the eastern neighborhoods of Al-Qusayr in the background, Syrian soldiers of the Second Army Group, raise their rifles in celebration at the imminent cleansing of this city. (Courtesy of Al-Alam)
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: SAA COMPLETELY SECURES THE TOWNS OF AL’AKAARI AND TALL AL-SIRR. SAA IS PRESENTLY PURSUING RODENTS IN AL-HAMEEDIYYA.
And catch this nice tape of Al-Qusayr by a Lebanese reporter on the front with the SAA. Thanks, John:
DER’AH: SAA killed the following rodents outside the city yesterday in a “chase-and-snuff” operation:
Muhammad Mustafa Quraysh
Ahmad Humayyed Saaliheen
Qaassem Muhammad Daab (?) ‘Ayyaash
Haatem ‘Ali Al-Karam
All belonged to “Aa’esha Umm Al-Mu’mineen Brigades” (yawn) Another 6 could not be identified.
Jawbar: Al-Manaathe Roundabout, SAA and militia seize 16 assault rifles with ammo. THANK YOU PRINCE PORCINE OF QATAR. WE WILL USE YOUR GENEROSITY. No. details.
Barza, at the Tishreen Hospital rural surroundings and Dhahr Al-Mistaah, the following scum bought the freeway ride to Disneyworld in Hell:
Mustafa Bitinjaani (In proper Arabic, this rube’s name would be “Baadhimjaani”)
‘Uqaab Al-Wajeeh (Another buzzard)
“Abu Saamer” (Id pending)
Another 2 carcasses had no papers and no warbler could id the grub.
Harastaa on the Highway to Damascus, a Mercedes with 700 kgs of C-4 near the intersection of the Daayaa Corporation was seized. The explosives will be used later to blow up Prince Fatso by his own petard.
Another car, unidentified, was carrying 600kgs of C-4 near the Cherry Exhibition. The driver was arrested and has much to explain about these cherry bombs he was carrying.
Yesterday, a ton of C-4 was seized near the water supply unit in Harastaa. Wow, this Harastaa is becoming the C-4 capital of the world. Thanks, Prince Fatso.
IBLIB: Overshadowed by events in Al-Qusayr, there is fighting here:
Sarmeen: Jabhat Al-Nusra killed Thaa’er Al-Waqqaass, the Northern Commander of the Al-Faarooq Brigade (yawn) who was suspected of ordering the assassination of Firaas Al-‘Absi of the J.N. while he was stealing food at a supply depot for civilians. The killers reportedly came in a white car and blew him to smithereens. So sad, really.
NEWS AND LAUGH-INDUCING, STOMACH-CHURNING NONSENSE FROM THE U.S.:
Watch this great tape from John Esq. about the French truck carrying the ambulances loaded with C-4 and military grade TNT explode on the Turkish side of the Baab Al-Hawa frontier checkpoint:
Now see this musical piece with the S-300 in form as our soldiers dance to a nicely edited film. Thanks to Jonny, one of our readers:
Propaganda like this is rare. It is unbelievable how much once-respected news sources have lowered themselves:
Read this great article about Germany’s about-face. Who told you that Gerhard Schindler was dead wrong? He is, after all, SyrPer’s 2012 Egon Krenz laureate. Zoogle it to find out.
The Russian fleet is approaching completion:
John Esq., always on the lookout for Zionist baloney, sends this one about Zionist responses to Syrian provocations when the Zionist Entity itself is a 65 year old provocation:
Mike McGee in Strasbourg sends this wonderful article about what Assad didn’t say and should have. Some mistakes here, though. Syrian has had the S-300 system for over 8 years.
John sends this short video of Dr. Assad and his wife visiting the family of a fallen martyr. Boy, he sure looks worried, doesn’t he?
Varangian sends us more about Qatar’s complicity in the mess in Syria. Oh, my friend, we’ll be paying the fat prince a visit soon enough: