This photo taken by a SANA cameraman shows some of the weapons seized by militia west of Homs-Baalbek Road.
Al-Qusayr Town: At the Industrial Vocational Academy, a flatbed mounted with a 23mm machine gun cannon was destroyed. All 4 rodents in the vehicle were killed:
In victory after victory, SAA infantrymen demonstrate the highest morale as they head for the Al-Qusayr battleground with their president’s image raised aloft as a symbol of their secular mission.
In the Western and Southern Neighborhoods, we can confirm the surrender of 78 rodents to add to the 800 who surrendered just before the campaign to savage them in central Al-Qusayr.
West and Northern neighborhoods of Al-Qusayr, SAA confiscates weapons from night-vision equipment, boxes of ammo for AK47s, 2 RPGs and rockets, grenades and drugs. THANK YOU, PRINCE PORKY OF QATAR FOR THE NICE GIFT.
Northwest Neighborhood of Al-Qusayr: SAA killed 7 rodents and seized 9 IEDs. No details.
Al-Husayniyya and Al-Hamraa in rural Al-Qusayr, a motorcycle was destroyed, a tractor booby-trapped with C-4, anti-chemical masks, drugs and counterfeit money was seized. 3 rodents were taken into custody. Another 2 were not so lucky:
Al-Rastan: North-west of Al-Tayyiba, a large nest of cockroaches was uncovered and destroyed. Lots of ammo and drugs were confiscated. THANK YOU, PRINCE CATAMITE OF QATAR.
Tal Hawaash: Near the Agricultural Development Project, an attempt upon a border post by buzzard-rats of the FSA in Lebanon met with the usual failure at this little mountain village. Confirmed: 7 rats dead with about 12 escaping back into the Lebanon. Only 1 carcass was identified:
Hassan ‘Abdul-Kareem Manjuh
Dhab’ah Airbase area and town on the dirt road Rodents were gunned down trying to escape from Al-Qusayr into this area. No such luck. Wael reports 6 dead rats and 12 captured warblers.
Syrian infantrymen leap out and into a lush grove filled with crawling rats preparing for their descent into the roiling guts of Hades. Farewell, Rats!
Duhayrej-Al-Husayniyya Road, a vehicle with a machine gun cannon and RPGs with rockets is stopped with 4 killed and 2 arrested. No details.
Al-Wa’ar Farms: On the road to Homs City, a tunnel was uncovered extending from this point straight into the actual city. About 12 crates of ammunition was seized and turned over to militia. THANK YOU, PRINCE PEDOPHILE OF QATAR FOR THE NICE GIFT.
Al-Ghassaaniyya-West Al-Dumayna Road: A heavy machine gun cannon was (sadly) destroyed along with ammo appropriate for our militias. THANKS ANYWAY, PRINCE FATSO OF QATAR.
Highway from Homs to Damascus: Rats trying to enter Al-Qusayr in a camouflaged van near the salt processing factory met Herr Settembrini and went straight to Hell:
Al-Wa’ar Orchards now completely Ratte-rein after the last nest was fumigated.
HOMS CITY: Not much action. SANA reports fighting in Baab Hood and Al-Khaalidiyya. No details.
ALEPPO: AT THE CENTRAL PRISON.
Don’t believe a word about FSA advances against this prison. Our family is right there in Sulaymaaniyya and we know what’s going on. Wael is watching this positively unfolding story with great interest. We can confirm the following: SAA and prison personnel have destroyed 2 bulldozers which exploded violently due to the fact they were carrying extra ordnance that might have been IEDs. An anti-aircraft machine gun cannon was also destroyed. (So sad, really. We could have given it to our militia)
Interestingly, on the Maslamiyya Road near the Khawlandi Fuel Station and near the Al-Sayf Factory, weapons destined for rats trying to enter the Central Prison were seized and given to NDF and militia. They were a 23mm AA machine gun cannon, 2 RPGs and rockets. 6 captured FSA warblers described a dire situation in which the rodents were running out of ammo and food. So pitiful.
These are SAA special forces commandos around the Central Prison area waiting to spot scrawny rodents crawling through the alleyways.
Al-Shamsiyya: Tunisian rodent, Al-Haadi Qurooni (?) was put down along with 8 other pests. All were foreigners carrying no papers. Qurooni was identified because he gave his name before he died and went to Old Scratch.
Jubb Al-Ahmar: Confirmed dead SAUDI APE:
Ahmad Al-Kalassi (SAUDI APE FECES)
“Al-Ghool” (CHECHEN PUS EATER AND GNAT)
Al-Qastal: Confirmed 14 dead rats belonging to J.N. No details. No id.
Al-Baashooraa: SAA killed these hyenas from J.N.
“Abu Salmaa” (id pending)
“Abu Raashed” (confirmed YEMENI insect dropping)
Bayt Ibliq: In a firefight with militia and SAA back-up, these dung beetles took the fast track to Beherit’s Banquet:
Another 16 could not be identified as of this writing. They were bearded and appeared foreign.
Muzeen: Another firefight after an ambush by NDF in this sleepy town:
Maazen Al-Haaj (EGYPTIAN ASP VOMIT)
Bayt Maleq: 4 dead rats rot in the sun. No id.
Al-Sukkari: Confirmed 12 dead rodents and 7 wounded prisoners. Wael will have details shortly and will report them tomorrow.
Al-Kabeer: 23 dead rodents in this battle between SAA and NDF vs. Jabhat Al-Nusra bearded chancres:
Al-Saafi Al-Qurbi (LIBYAN BARBARY APE EXCREMENT)
Misbaah Al-Jamaraati (believed to be Libyan also)
The rest of the rotting carcasses could not be identified.
Durooshaan: 3 dead rats. All foreign. No id.
DAMASCUS: What a delight to tell you that the pest population has been reduced to only 20% of its former number.
Tal-Kurdi: In the Doumaa area, SAA killed an important rat commander by the name of:
“Abu Al-Tayyib” (leader of “Liwaa’ Al-Islaam”, yawn. Id pending)
Harastaa: At the water pumping unit:
Ayham Al-Bayrooti (Toot Toot, ‘Alaa Bayroot)
‘Umar Al-Hashshaash (Guess what his grandfather used to do?)
Al-Reehaan: 8 IEDs with payloads between 15-25 kgs disarmed. These were killed:
Zamalkaa: Militia clashed with a small litter of rats and killed these confirmed by SANA:
Al-Hajar Al-Aswad: (Bad Day at Black Rock)
Rima Farms near Yabrood: 2 flatbeds with Doschkas destroyed. (Aw, shucks! We could have used those to kill rats!) 4 AFGHANS KILLED. NO IDENTICATION FOR THESE FILTHY DROPPINGS OF A
Barza Farms: Southeast of Tishreen Hospital these screaming rodents were dropped:
Muhammad Al-Lawzi (Lousy Lawzi was his nickname)
Another group did the Mephisto Waltz at Barza:
“Al-Sanfoor” (id pending)
“Abu Salmu” (id pending)
Jawbar: Near the gymnasium south of Barza:
‘Adraa: All Jabhat Al-Nusra unit eradicated by SAA. 8 killed. No details.
HAMA: 12 CHECHENS CONFIRMED DEAD IN AL-HAMRAA VILLAGE AFTER BRILLIANTLY FIRED SUKHOI 25 ROCKET MAKES DIRECT HIT ON THEIR POSITION. NOTHING MUCH TO BURY. SPASEBA, TOVARISH GENERAL AL-HALLAAQ.
DER’AH: WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO OPERATION HAWRAAN VOLCANO?
Al-Hiraak: Another miserable effort to attack our superbly defended checkpoints resulted in the departure of these worthless chicken droppings:
Muhammad Al-Qaddaah (sniper and chicken vomit)
Naasser Muhammad Al-Qaddaah (sniper apprentice and son of Chicken Vomit 1)
Both these sniper morons belonged to “Martyrs of Freedom Brigade”. YAWN!!
Jaassem: 3 killed in firefight. No details.
Umm Al-Mayaadhen: 10 confirmed dead rats. 8 were foreign and believed to be Jordanian or Iraq.
IDLIB: SPRINGTIME FOR ASSAD AND SYRIA. IT’S WINTER FOR KERRY AND HAMAD!!
Abu Dhuhoor completely secure from Al-Shammooliyya to Al-Hameediyya. Good show.
Al-Qinya: 2 confirmed dead. No details.
Bidaamaa: 2 dead rats. A box of ammo seized along with 2 light machine guns with Dutch markings. THANK YOU, QUEEN BEATRIX. Oh, she abdicated. So sorry.
Haaj Hamood Farms: 1 dead rat. 2 captured and warbling.
Jabal Al-Arba’een: A warehouse filled with weapons was put to the torch by accurate SAA fire. Weapons were confiscated and given to our militia. THANK YOU, PRINCE FATSO. 11 wounded rats are now being cared for indifferently as they sing arias and implicate their mothers. The operation here was remarkable in that the SAA infiltrated this group and set it up. Here are some of the names of the dear departed
‘Azzaam Al-Al-Shaykh Muhammad
Also in the same area at the crossroads of Areehaa-Al-Ghudfa-Jarrjinaaz and Kafr Roomaa, a large number, still unknown, of crawling snakes was registered. No details.
Binnish: Jabhat Al-Nusra, Erdoghan’s favorite freaks, ate at Satan’s table:
‘Abdul-Salaam As’ad Al-Sayyed
Baassem Sha’baan (This one is the leader of the rats at Taftanaaz)
Sarmeen: 23 confirmed rat killings in a spectacular tempt-and-ambush operation. 32 wounded and captured. A veritable fiesta of information. A flatbed with 23mm machine gun cannon was destroyed. All these rat droppings belonged to Jabhat Al-Nusra.
“Abu ‘Arab” (id pending)
Rayyaan Al-Sammaan (It rhymes!)
All others could not be identified.
Ma’arrat Dibsa: SAA killed these useless specimens of cockroach droppings:
Ahmad Al-Shaykh Muhammad (Cf. another with that name. It’s all in the family.)
‘Umar Al-Burayki (LIBYAN APE VOMIT)
Fighting in N.E. Idlib, Qumaynaas, Majdalyaa and Fayloon netted rodents. But we have no details.
AND NOW A MUST-SEE FROM OUR READER, JFB. SEE THE MORALE OF OUR TROOPS AND PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE FLATBEDS ARMED WITH 23MM MACHINE GUNS, ALL CAPTURED FROM FSA AND J.N. THANK YOU PRINCE FATSO!!
THE BIGGEST SUPPLIER OF ARMS TO THE SYRIAN MILITIAS AND NATIONAL DEFENSE FORCES, PRINCE PORK OF CATARRH!!!
HOT AIR AND THE USUAL NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD:
The NYT, inevitably silly these days, now steps up with Iranian assistance to our forces in Al-Qusayr. Where do they get the news? They get it from Madame Zora’s crystal ball, silly:
Interesting article from our friend in the Comment Section about Saudi Arabia’s new enthusiasm:
John Esq. sends this about Erdoghan’s gumming up the Turkish economy:
John Esq. sends this great article about American reinvention: