DER’AH: REPORTS CONFLICT REGARDING THE MILITARY DISASTER THAT BEFELL THE JABHAT AL-NUSRA AND FSA IN KHIRBAT GHAZAALA. For the last 8 days, the SAA, supported by militia and NDF, hammered at the rodents in this small town giving on to the roadway to Jordan. Finally, as of the day before yesterday, the rats were ordered out of the town and back to Jordan. No such luck.
Our reports indicate that our military commanders showered the retreating filth with more ordnance than the amount the Brits dropped on Dresden.
- The town is noteworthy both for the number of rat carcasses and its crucial location as a supply depot for the enemy. The SAA now controls the entire town all the way to the Jordanian border. Monzer writes that the number killed is too tedious to forward to us. He disagrees with some reports about 1,000 rats withdrawing. He says they were killed.
Also, at Tal-Al-Khudhr: an attack on a military checkpoint was repulsed. 2 rodents were killed with the SAA taking 3 prisoner. No details.
DAMASCUS: WHERE THE REMNANT RATS ARE RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES
Lt. General Fahd Jassem Al-Furayj, Syria’s Defense Minister and Deputy Commander of the Armed Forces, seen here in an inspection of our officers at an undisclosed airbase near Damascus.
General Al-Furayj vowed to continue the war against terrorism and to defeat it.
CONFIRMED TO SYRPER: ABU MUHAMMAD AL-JAWLAANI, THE COMMANDER OF JABHAT AL-NUSRA, MORTALLY WOUNDED WHILE TRYING TO CRAWL OUT OF ‘ADRA TOWN ON HIS BELLY!!!
In another devastating blow to the rodents, hyenas, snakes and pigs who populate the gene pool of Syria’s enemies, MI reported that while intercepting communications between the gangs of goons called the Jabhat Al-Nusra,
as they were trying to escape a strangulating pincer movement by SAA in Adra
Town, they picked up a rat screaming that “Abu Muhammad
is severely wounded”! The other participant, who spoke with a Gulf accent, told him to take him to the nearest field clinic at “all costs”. But there is no clinic. The SAA had destroyed them all. As of right now, it appears that the King Rat is slowly floating down the sewer for his baptism in Hell.
Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani, seen here in a passport photo, closely resembles what we at SyrPer refer to as “rodents” and “vermin”. Amazing coincidence.
Near the Military Housing Complex, a sniper and an RPG-firing terrorist were shot trying to weasel out of the area. They were:
Ayham ‘Ali Matar
Al-Nabak: At Rima Town, the generosity of Prince Porky of Qatar was on full display again as our army seized over $250,000.00 dollars worth of spankin’ brand new assault rifles, binoculars, night vision equipment, grenades and 14 RPG launchers. Can’t wait to use them on rats.
Rankoos: In the Qalamoon area, the SAA and militia hunted down the rats and found them concentrated around an IED factory. In the firefight, these were sent to Mephisto’s Cocktail Party:
These were wounded:
Rankoos: Also at this deadly site, a unit of rodents tried to fit a C-4 bomb into a car – very unsuccessfully, I fear. It blew up in their faces and sent the 5 rodents straight into Lucifer’s Disco at the Industrial Furnace.
Monzer tells me the explosion was so intense, the rats were vaporized and rendered unidentifiable.
‘Assaal Al-Ward in the Qalamoon Mountains 3 killed. No details.
Yabrood: 2 killed. 7 wounded and in custody. No details.
Hawsh Al-‘Arab: SAA surrounded and wiped out this small nest of hyenas:
Another 3 could not be identified since they were not carrying papers.
JUST ANNOUNCED: 7 MORE RUSSIAN SHIPS ARE HEADING TO TARTOUS FROM THE RUSSIAN PACIFIC FLEET IN A SHOW OF FORCE THAT COMPLEMENTS WHAT WE WROTE YESTERDAY ABOUT THE VIEW FROM MOSCOW.
FSA rodents line the road out of Jarbaa which was just completely liberated by the SAA. Thanks to Prince Porky, the equipment you see next to these carcasses will be used effectively to kill more.
Jarbaa in the Al-Nishaabiyya District: All parts of this previously infested town have been cleansed of the rat presence and their plague. 3 heavy machine gun cannons were also seized and turned over to militia. Thanks, Prince Fatso!!
Al-Shifooniyya: An operation in the area of Douma resulted in more equipment being turned over to our forces. 3 heavy machine gun cannons, almost brand new, 20 IEDs with a 15-30kg capacity and a virtual pharmacy of drugs were all taken. From documents seized by MI, the IEDs were supposed to be placed on the road to Al-‘Aaliya between Douma and Harasta. No such luck for rats.
Jawbar on both the East and West: An ambush resulted in the deaths of these luckless rats:
Sufyaan Al- ‘Ijil
Harmala Tunnel between Jawbar and Zamaalkaa: More weapons were seized. You know, that Prince Fatso gets some bad press, but in our book he’s aces. Thank you so much. Two FSA civilian idiots were captured. They are now singing hymns to our president. No details.
AL-SUWAYDAA’: This area has not seen much action, but, as the focus of the war shifts away now from Damascus to the southern provinces, you will hear more stories like this one:
These Jabhat Al-Nusra vermin were put down on the Damascus-Suwaydaa’ Highway while carrying ammunition and weapons from Al-Husayniyya to Najhaa in rural Damascus. Thank you, Prince Hamad of Qatar for the nice gift.
Wael is having a hard time getting precise details about a number of major operations in this northern governorate. This is all we know:
Binnish: A Jabhat Al-Nusra unit was wiped out with 4 confirmed dead and about 20 rushing back to the safety of Erdoghan’s lap.
Ma’arratmassreen: Almost finished but for some remnant rodents who are just dying to have lunch with Satan.
Taftanaaz: The BBC’s big operation for the rodents. Yeah. Sure! A wipe-out as the apes were gunned down to the tune of 16 trying to enter the base. No details.
Fayloon: Ambush trips up convoy of cars carrying ammo to rodents. 5 killed. 23 taken prisoner or wounded. Lots of ammunition seized. Thanks, Fatso!
Tal Salmu: A warehous near Jisr Al-Shughour netted over $30,000.00 dollars worth of ammunition and military-grade TNT. Hey, our hats off to Qatar and Saudi Arabia!
Bidaamaa: More rats take the fast escalator down to the barbecue department:
Another 11 were not identified. All killed.
Mar’and: 2 confirmed rodent deaths. No details.
Zarzoor: A large number killed but no details. AFI case.
Al-Jaanoodiyya and Al-Tayyibaat: 10 killed. No details.
Al-Tur’a, Umm Harreen and Al-Ghassaaniyya: cleared of rats near the Abu-Dhuhoor Airbase. It’s over folks as a force of about 90 rodents scurried back to Turkey but were intercepted by NDF and militia. It was a rout. The names have not been released because it is very difficult to scour an area filled with snipers. But, Wael says that the decomposing bodies and attendant fetidness will eventually force the snipers out of their positions.
At Hayy Al-Fayhaa’ on the Aleppo International Highway, a veritable cornucopia of weapons, ammunition and drugs were found. Sniper rifles with a Belgian pedigree were identified along with 10 RPG launchers, 2 crates of rockets for RPGs, enough ammunition for the Scottish Fusiliers, drugs and medical supplies/equipment all stolen from local pharmacies. BUT THANK YOU, PRINCE HOG OF QATAR.
The number of rats protecting this nest was 12. All were killed. No details available.
ALEPPO: News is constant but without detail:
Al-Maslamiyya: SAA confiscates 1 mortar, 2 howitzers, a 23mm heavy machine gun cannon. The SAA has completely asserted control over the area of the Khawlandi Service Station near the Metallurgical Factory and the Glass Factory. Also, the control has spread to the Building Construction Complex and the Tar Factory.
Mannagh: Don’t believe the professional liars about this base. Wael says MoD is tired of having to report that the base is completely in the hands of the SAA. 6 rats were killed outside the base yesterday. But no details.
Al-Shaykh Sa’eed: These rodents from the Jabhat Al-Nusra were shot after refusing to surrender:
Khaan Al-‘Asal: This is where the Sarin gas or the Chlorine gas was used by the rats against the population.
SAA killed 7 here yesterday.
Al-Ziraa’a and Tallat Al-Madhaafa: The SAA seized 2 RPGs and 3 mortars near the concrete factory. No details.
Maslamiyya Road – Aleppo City at Sawmar Restaurant. The NDF nailed 6 rodents in a van carrying the usual gifts from Prince Porky:
‘Issmaat Mawsilalli (?)
Al-‘Alqamiyya: Near the Agricultural Research Center, two vans carrying rodents refused to stop once ordered to do so by police. Militia and NDF were at the scene and killed all inhabitants but one. No details.
Tallat Al-Sharqiyya: Wael reports one wounded rat taken prisoner.
Khaan Touman: 3 rats killed. All bearded. All Jabhat Al-Nusra. No identification found on bodies. Appeared North African.
South Kafr Hamra: Wael confirms the death of these 3 rats:
Saaleh Tarisniqli (?)
Manaasher Al-Shahroor: 1 killed. No details.
Harshu Hotel: No details. SANA reports some fighting there.
HOMS: The story here is clean-up. Al-Qusayr is now in SAA hands despite the hot air you are hearing from the terrorist-enablers. Wael says maybe 2 neighborhoods are controlled by the rat freaks.
Al-Shawmariyya: Tunnels uncovered with lots of weapons. Thank you, Prince Porky.
Al-Rablaawi: More tunnels uncovered with some machine guns in usable condition. Thanks again, Prince Porky.
Al-Rahmaaniyya: More tunnels found by sappers using ultrasound technology.
Mazaari’ Al-Zu’bi: A tunnel led to the arrest of 4 rats and the seizure of their brand new equipment.
Al-Kurdi: a large trove of weapons including missiles, heavy machine gun cannons, and IEDs with C-4 were taken and handed over to the militia. Thank you so much, Prince Hogg.
LATAKIA: This place has been a major disaster for the Jabhat Al-Nusra and I think you will hear less and less about it. From the tone of the reports coming out of the Western media, Al-Jazeera and Al-‘Arabiyya, and SOHR, you could tell there was a lot of hope about getting entrenched in Dr. Assad’s home turf. Sorry. No such luck.
Al-Zuwaybik: 2 abandoned warehouses filled with brand new Croatian weapons was found and seized. The literature around the weapons indicated Jabhat Al-Nusra. Our NDF and militia are getting used to Croatian weapons. Much thanks to the Prince of Suet.
Saaqiyat Al-Kurt: Confirmed 7 bearded rodents got on the trolley straight to Old Clootie’s Pub and Grill. No identification on carcasses.
Al-Ghunaymiyya: 9 rats killed in 2 vans. No details. All bearded foreigners.
Bayt ‘Awaan: Firefight with some dead rats. No details yet.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
More for the comedy file. As our readers know, Syria already has the S-300:
And if you haven’t laughed enough yet, get this one about that useless piece of French excrement. They are all worried about the war crimes trial:
Does anybody know anything about this Business Insider? Hilarious:
I wish I could put more down, but, I have to be in court in my American hometown of Ann Arbor. I’ll be back. Ziad