SECOND POST – MAY 19, 2013 – WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO?

ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF OUR WILDLY POPULAR “WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO?” PAGE:

1. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO:

“Oh, he must step down?”  Well, the leaders of the U.S., U.K., France, Germany, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Qatar and so many other vassal states repeated the same mantra ad nauseam.

Guido Westerwelle, Germany’s Foreign Minister and resident buffoon, said Dr. Assad “must resign” about 50 times.  But, what ever happened to Guido?  We think Dr. Assad will outlast him. 

ANSWER:  It’s been replaced with:  “OH, HE MUST ATTEND THE NEW GENEVA CONFERENCE”.

Look people, there was a time when the U.S.’s Hillary Clinton would never have considered inviting Dr. Bashar Al-Assad to a Black Sabbath much less a conference on Syria’s conflict.  But, it seems that her successor, John “Heinz 57 Variety” Kerry, has changed the mantra around.  Now it’s:

“OH, HE BETTER ATTEND THE CONFERENCE IN GENEVA OR ELSE…!!!! MAN!!” 

2.  WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO GHASSAN SHITTO OF THE NACOSROF?  AND WHILE WE’RE AT IT:  WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO SYRIA’S MOST POPULAR TELEVANGELIST: AHMAD MU’ADH AL-KHATIB, SyrPer’s WOG of the Year for 2012?  AND WHAT ABOUT “CAPTAIN KANGAROO?”  WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

They were tarted up for glory by the British Baloney Corporation (BBC) for months.  With Oxonian and Cantabrigian accents at the ready, the English were bracing for the coming of something really big.  At last, a government in exile worthy of the Queen’s support and Prince Phillip’s private disdain.  But what do the bloomin’ English do when their triumvirate of treasonous trash turns out to be “The Ritz Brothers”!??? or, “The Three Stooges”? or even better:  “Alvin and the Chipmunks”???  Mmmm.

Ahmad Mu’adh Al-Khatib, seen here, taking the oath of allegiance to the United States of American on Devil’s Island near New York City.  He has now joined Jimmy Swaggart Ministries as Consultant on Islamist Takfiri Pornography and Jihadist Chaperone Services.  We wish him the very best in his new career.

Ghassan Shitto, of Texas, is seen here at a Pig Roast in Laredo, leading a group of followers in his favorite song:  “96 Tears for the FSA”.  His rise to Prime Minister of Poop has further interred  him in the hallowed halls of History’s Oblivion.

And what piece on the Egyptian Book of the Dead would be complete without George Sabra, whose rise to fame as Syria’s Captain Kangaroo, propelled him to the hallowed position of chairman of something called the Syrian National Council.  Mr. Sabra now lives near Istanbul with Ghassan Shitto and Abdullah Ocalan at the Imrali Central Hotel.  The captain is seen in this photo with John Kerry in his Edwin Mooseky outfit. 

Who can take their place?  A Texan Muslim Brotherhood fanatic who hasn’t seen his native Syria since he was 17 years old, having fled military service never to return?  A Muslim Brotherhood cleric/sympathizer who just resigned his post as head of NACOSROF?  A children’s show host and communist who spent 7 years in a Syrian prison on charges of sedition?   I mean, how can these people be replaced?

Well, SyrPer, like all good lawyers,  never asks a question without knowing the answer.  We are now at liberty to announce the next head of the Syrian “Opposition” favored by NATO and the Arabian dung beetles.  He is none other than:     

PHYLLIS DILLER!!!

I know she’s dead.  But then again, what’s the difference?  With her countenance properly packed in an urn fit for a Ptolemaic queen, she can do no harm.  And you know the old Latin expression?  Right?

De mortuis nil nisi bonum

Yeah, sure.  We promise.  Fingers crossed behind my back.  ZAF

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Ziad, I love the Captain Kangaroo Bid! That took me way back when I was a little boy.

Big Mo.

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Oh YaZiad, you know how to put a smile on my infirm face. This really good since it shows what flakes the leaders of the western world are. Mr Shitto must have made them swoon in those 500 dollar a night restaurants recalling how he cowardly fled military service. They actually wanted me to defend my country!!!!Oh my, against a state to the south of us who is stealing land like its going out of style. George, George, George like your namesake on Seinfeld, you are the King of Idiots!!A Christian even a non religious one giving up his dignity… Read more »
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Cap’n Kangaroo was a communist? I thought communists got an automatic death sentence in Israel’s American colony.

вот так

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Bot tak, why don’t you post on Moon of Alabama anymore? Your posting were so good.
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oh but this is Gaydo Westerwave, our Outingminister!

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Ziad, brilliant. An excursion into hysterics. If this wasn’t all so terribly tragic this would all make brilliant adjunct for a follow on Monty Python series.

Using the juxtaposition of American cultural icons to describe the incompetence and failings of Syria’s enemies that have conspired against Syria is well appreciated.

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Ziad it’s all over! read and rejoice! No more cochroaches in Alqusair! All terrorist Brigades have been virtually routed!Through out grater Syria Alhamdullilah Allahhu Akbar! Army Continues Chasing and Killing Terrorists in Several Provinces, Restores Security, Stability to Most of al-Qseir May 20, 2013 PROVINCES, SANA_ Army units on Monday continued pursuing the armed terrorist groups in several provinces, inflicting heavy losses upon them. In Damascus, the army units chased down armed terrorist groups in the northern and western sides in Barzeh neighborhood and the surrounding farms, leaving their members killed or injured including snipers. An official source told SANA… Read more »
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WRAPUP 1-Hezbollah suffers big losses in Syria battle-activists * Fiercest fighting involving Hezbollah in Syria – activists * Israel threatens more strikes to keep arms from Hezbollah * Assad says planned peace talks won’t stop “terrorists” AMMAN, May 20 (Reuters) – About 30 Lebanese Hezbollah fighters and 20 Syrian soldiers and militiamen loyal to President Bashar al-Assad have been killed in the fiercest fighting this year in the rebel stronghold of Qusair, Syrian activists said on Monday. If confirmed, the Hezbollah toll from Sunday’s battles in Qusair near the Lebanese border would highlight a deepening intervention in Syria by the… Read more »
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Dude! Heres the real deal, it’s all over the Arab and Jewish news papers, Haarets, Jpost, Al-ahram,
Al- manar, Alarabia, Debkafile, that Al-Quseir,has been taken, by Hezbollah and Syrian Forces. International Media is reporting the same, read a news paper ok! Read the updated post for May 20th and the 19th. Ziad doesn’t just do this for his health Dude!
And he works very hard at it. So please pay attention to what he posts on the Blogg.

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Read my post today, you’ll love it. And thanks to the other anonymous. Ziad

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Raketenabwehr und Kriegsflotte – Russland hilft Syriens Machthaber Von Ulf Mauder, dpa (Foto – Archiv) = Mit Raketenabwehrsystemen vom Typ S-300 für Syrien und Kriegsschiffen im Mittelmeer will Russland Stärke zeigen. Niemand soll es wagen, das Regime von Baschar al-Assad anzugreifen. Im Syrienkonflikt sieht sich Russland auf der Gewinnerseite. Moskau (dpa) – Unter dem Schutz von Kriegsschiffen liefert Russland seine gefürchteten Raketenabwehrsysteme vom Typ S-300 an Syrien. Sie sollen Machthaber Baschar al-Assad in Damaskus einen Vorteil verschaffen im immer blutigeren Kampf mit seinen Gegnern. Die russische Präsenz im Mittelmeer werde nun um die großen Landungsschiffe «Nikolai Filtschenkow» und «Asow» erweitert,… Read more »
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Mein Freund, Dass mein Ich auch. Mit vielen Danken. Ziad

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