SECOND POST – MAY 21, 2013 – MULTI-PRONGED SYRIAN ARMY ASSAULT NETS HUNDREDS OF RATS; NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD

READ THE FIRST POST FOR THE LATEST ON AL-QUSAYR AND THE FOREIGN SPIES CAPTURED INSIDE.  We can confim

This Syrian tank driver outside Al-Qusayr is basking in all the attention. 

These are 2 of the over 100 rodents killed while trying to escape Al-Qusayr.  This photo was taken close to Jawzaayaa, near Homs.

CONFIRMED:  SYRIAN ARMY NOW INSIDE NORTHERN NEIGHBORHOODS OF AL-QUSAYR.  NO HIZBOLLAH FORCES THERE.  SAA KILLS “ABU-‘UMAR” NOM DE GUERRE OF THE JABHAT AL-NUSRA IN AL-QUSAYR.  THE END IS NEAR. 

WE REPORTED THIS MORNING THE DEATH OF 2 FSA OFFICERS TRYING TO INFILTRATE INTO AL-QUSAYR FROM LEBANON.  WE HAVE NOW LEARNED THAT ONE OF THEM WAS THE DEPUTY HEAD OF THE MILITARY COUNCIL IN AL-QUSAYR.

DAYR EL-ZOR:

Nazla Neighborhood near Al-Urdaysiyyaat:  The following vermin got on the mid-day flight to Emma-Oh:

Khaleel Haadi Al-‘Ali (of the “Al-‘Abbaas Brigade”, yawn)
‘Abdul-Shaafi’ Sirdaar
Mahmoud Albusaalem

Al-Hameediyya Neighborhood:  4 killed by militia.  No details.

Al-Huwayqa:  11 confirmed rat piths.  No names other than these 2:

Mustafa ‘Illit
Hussayn Qawaasem

Al-Muree’iyya:  Thanks to Prince Fatso we have been enriched by 6 new RPGs, 8 AK47s and a box of ammo.  These are the only known names of 9 rodents killed in a nest belonging to “Al-Qa’qaa’ Brigade”, yawn:

Yaasser Al-Samraan
Yusuf Hameed Al-Sultaan

DAMASCUS:

The enemy doesn’t talk about the capital anymore because it’s over.  During the last 2 days, SAA killed the following reptiles:

Hujjayra:  

Sameer Qashshaash
Yaaseen Shawqiyya (EGYPTIAN ASP EXCREMENT)
“Abu-‘Ubayda” (yawn. Id pending)
Hassoon Istablaji
Ahmad Rakaawaa

Qudsiyya:  In N.W. Damascus area, several bombings by rodents led to nothing.  Pathetic.

Al-Qaasimiyya:  

Anas Haymoor (rat leader)
Rabee’ Muhammad
Qahtaan Falhoot

Douma:  These bozo belonged to “Shield of the Capital”, yawn. Makes you proud, doesn’t it?

Muhammad Jaraadaa
Muhammad Al-Reehaani
Khaaled Shabraq
‘Abdul-Khaaleq Musallami (EGYPTIAN HYENA)

‘Adraa:  Lots of weapons seized thanks to Prince Fatso.

Hassan Hamuw (sniper rodent and drug user)
Wi’aam Al-Sheeshaani (sniper insect dropping)

Jawbar: In south Damascus, these cretins were the route shortest to Samaa’el:

‘Aamer Jamaleddeen
Majeed Haanooti

Daarayyaa:  Nobody left to kill except this worm:

“Abu Faarooq” (id pending for sniper)

Barza the Town:  

Abu-Sufyaan (id pending)
Abu-Mus’ab (id pending)

SYRIAN ARMY DESTROYS ZIONIST ARMORED VEHICLE ON GOLAN NEAR THE TOWN OF BI’R ‘AJAM.  ZIONIST COCKROACHES FIRE BACK WITH HEAT-SEEKING MISSILE HITTING NOTHING.

IDLIB:  FSA has given up on this front.  They have found all entryways into this province hermetically sealed and the numbers lost are staggering:

JISR AL-SHUGHOOR:

Mishmishaan, Bishlamoon, ‘Ain-Al-Baarida and ‘Ain Al-Qassaab:  Monzer, not Wael, reports that over 20 rodents were sent to Midgard.  No details because body count is based on spotters’ reports with no access to the actual carcasses.  There is a serious problem with rotting carcasses in both northern Latakia and Idlib.

Taftanaaz:  Yawn.  More attempts to take over a square foot of old runway. To no avail.

Ma’arratmassreen:  3 killed yesterday in fields around this lazy town.

Al-Hibaat:  2 identified rat criminals:

Mufleh Shiraabi 
Muhammad Qumsaan  (he’d give you the shirt of his back)

Al-Nayrab Youth Camp:  SAA sappers disarm 2 landmines and 12 remote-controlled 100kg IEDs,
2 crates of assault rifles, 3 boxes of hand grenades and ammo for a 23mm AA m.g… And thank you , Prince Fatso.

Buhoori:  A firefight with no details.

Kafr Takhaareem:  2 dead rats. No details.

Sarmeen:  Weapons galore in pristine condition, thanks to Prince Pedophile of Qatar.  No fatalities.

PRINCE FATSO’S DAUGHTER, HIND BINT HAMAD BIN KHALIFA, IS NOT PIMPING FOR JIHAD ANY MORE.  SHE HAS CONDEMNED HER FATHER FOR HIS SUPPORT OF SLAUGHTER IN SYRIA.  ACCORDING TO JUHAYNA NEWS, THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID AS TRANSLATED BY YOUR EDITOR, ZIAD:

“My father supported the revolution in Syria because of his belief that what was taking place there was a demand of the people.  But, what we witness today is just the opposite of that.  I saw a video clip which was dissseminated by the “fighters” in which they were eating the hearts of their flesh and blood.  These are not the scenes of those demanding freedom, but crimes against the Syrian people.”  She continued to say: “I criticize the interference by the Saudis there and those who sanctioned the killing of Syrian citizens.  I received a video clip also showing a Saudi executing 12 citizens whom they said were soldiers.  In my opinion this is what transformed the revolution from one of the people to one of terrorism”.  Good show, Hind, baby!!!  

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NEWS, NEWS, NEWS.  LIES, LIES, LIES.  SOME GOOD COMMENTARY:

You ar going to love this from Erdoghan, especially after Turk intelligence officers have been captured in Al-Qusayr:

http://www.worldbulletin.net/?aType=haber&ArticleID=109472

Oh, my God!  Does this mean people want to go back to their villages and towns?

http://www.timesofisrael.com/un-befuddled-by-drop-in-syrian-refugees-entering-jordan/

But now, a Zionist-Lebanese yellow rag tells different story.  Bewitched, Bothered and Befuddled by what?

http://www.dailystar.com.lb/News/Middle-East/2013/May-21/217864-sudden-halt-in-syrian-refugees-into-jordan-un.ashx#axzz2TvcJYRUX 
 
Laugh! Guffaw! Hardeeharhar!  The NACOSROF has issued another boring ultimatum from Madrid.  This one will have you reeling in laughter.  We told you so:

http://www.worldbulletin.net/?aType=haber&ArticleID=109476

What’s so rare about Dr. Assad’s interviews, anyways?  Here’s one sent in by John Esq. re: the Argentinian interview and the WP’s typically uninventive style of journalism:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/in-interview-syrias-assad-says-he-will-not-step-down-voices-skepticism-on-peace-talks/2013/05/18/1ef999cc-bffb-11e2-89c9-3be8095fe767_story.html?wpisrc=nl_headlines

Anchors Aweigh my boys.  More ships to Tartous:

http://therebel.org/europe/149-russia/644854-two-warships-join-russias-task-force-in-mediterranean

And here’ another from Anonymous:

http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2013/05/20/304416/russian-med-fleet-warning-to-israel/

Spain will be sending Gazpacho soup to the Islamist killers of the FSA:

http://news.yahoo.com/spain-backs-sending-defensive-arms-syria-rebels-161840116.html

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Sorry, no Wile E. Coyote Moments because it appears the FSA watches them.  Ha ha.  Send them in people.  Ziad 

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