Prince Suet of Catarrh sends these items to arm our National Defense Forces. Thank you, you stinking Ayraab pedophile!
Jawbar: At Al-Manaasher Roundabout, militia and rats fought it out east of the gymnasium. It was hand-to-hand combat with our people coming out on the very top:
12 others could not be identified.
HUGE CACHE OF WEAPONS WORTH MILLIONS OF PETRODOLLARS SEIZED IN AL-JARAAJEER!!
Al-Jaraajeer: East of Dayr ‘Atiyya. A warehouse filled with rodents and weapons uncovered by SAA and security agents netted us the equivalent of $3,000,000 worth of weapons and ordnance. The materiel was immediately turned over to militia and NDF command at the MoD. Good show!!
Shaqhab Citadel – Al-Kiswa Road: 9 remote control IEDs were dismantled by our sappers along this road.
Barza: Oh, man! They took it big time here last night:
Abdul-Lateef Al-Habbool (Another idiot bites the dust)
“Abu-Al-Lihya” (id pending. “The Bearded One”. He can get it trimmed in Hell now)
Another 18 could not be identified and are believed to be Jordanian, Iraq or Lebanese mercenaries.
HUGE CACHE OF WEAPONS TURNS UP AT AL-‘IBAADA IN A SECOND OPERATION TARGETING A COMMAND-AND-CONTROL HQ FOR JABHAT AL-NUSRA. THANKS AGAIN, YOU STINKING QATARI CHILD MOLESTING RODENT!
Al-‘Ibaada and Tal-Ghurayqa in the East Ghouta, SAA seized 4 23mm machine gun cannons, 3 crates of brand new M-16 American-made assault rifles with Jordanian markings, 6 crates of grenades, 24,000 rounds of ammo, 3 RPGs. Our NDF will make good use of all these.
IDLIB: WHO TOLD YOU FIRST ABOUT THE CAMPAIGN HERE? IT’S GOING GANGBUSTERS!!
Bisniyyaa: In the Haarem District, a 23mm machine gun cannon is seized along with components for use by the NDF. One rodent confirmed dead by SANA:
Muhammad Ibraaheem Al-Tawmi (of the “Free Officers of Syria”, yawn.)
Haarem: West of the automated bakery in the area of Souq Al-Haal, the SAA and security forces killed
19 cockroaches. The only ones with papers were:
Aktham ‘Ali Shadeed
Iqbaal Al-Mahsoob (Wael reports strange documents on this one)
Abu Dhuhoor Airbase: Hyenas attacked in force the S.W. side of the base and were utterly demolished. As they ran, they left all their weapons on the ground to be picked up and distributed to our militias. No body count because the area is rife with snipers.
At Crossroads of Al-‘Amood and Al-Majeediyya and Zarzoor in the Jisr Al-Shughoor area, 5 rodents took the Fire Island Ferry to the Old Smoker:
Sarja: A nest of vipers was surrounded and exterminated by security personnel. 8 rats counted dead. 2 taken prisoner and wounded.
Kafr Laataa: 3 rats killed trying to move loot away from a safe house. Honest citizens called an emergency number and “ZAP!”. All were dead. No details.
At the crossroads of Fayloon and Bikfaloon, 26 foreign rats were killed. Not a Syrian among them. All belonged to Jabhat Al-Nusra, “Liwaa’ Al-Islaam”. No details other than there were 4 recognized Tunisians among them.
Sarmeen: 11 rats killed. 6 wounded and 3 more taken prisoner. These appear to be a gang of thieves: ordinary criminals.
Ma’arratmassreen: It’s all over here for the rats. I have the names of 12 of them but am running out of time.
Roodku: Firefight with 3 dead vermin.
At the Youth Camp, another miserable Jabhat Al-Nusra failure. 7 dead ones here. Strewn about and decomposing in the sun.
Road from Aleppo to Idlib: Firefight resulted in confirmed 18 dead rats left to rot in the countryside.
URGENT: JUST RECEIVED CONFIRMATION THAT AL-QUSAYR TOWN IS COMPLETELY IN THE HANDS OF THE SAA!! ENTIRE TOWN LIBERATED AS RATS EITHER FLEE TOWARD LEBANON OR TURN THEMSELVES IN FOR RETRIBUTION!!
Al-Mashtal is now rat-free as the last den was eradicated last night. Security forces seized a warehouse loaded with Prince Fatso’s generosity: the usual ammo and drugs. Great stuff!
Al-Qaraabees: 10 confirmed dead rats. 22 surrendered to security forces after a loudspeaker blared out the following message: “Surrender now or face instant death”. They took the latter route. The rats are falling apart.
Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah: 2 killed.
Hayy Al-Shahbaa’: Security Forces stormed a nest of rats and killed 17 rodents. They found all kinds of weapons and Wael estimates their value at over $50,000.00!!
Hayy Al-Sawaa’iq: SAA killed the following in a firefight:
Abdul-Jabbaar Turkey Al-Barghash (another little insect)
Jubb Al-Ahmar: a rat nest leads to 13 killed. No survivors.
ALEPPO: FSA MASSACRED AT KUWAYRIS AIRBASE IN LAST EFFORT TO ENTER ONE RUNWAY!! ALL ATTACKERS KILLED BY EXPERT INFANTRY AND MARKSMEN:
Abdul-Razzaaq Mus’id Al-Wasami
Muhammad Al-Wasami (our compliments to the Al-Wasami family of rats)
Yusuf Ahmad Al-Mahshi (He got stuffed with bullets)
Another whopping 19 could not be identified in what is one of Saleem Idrees’ biggest disasters.
Mannagh: Another lukewarm attempt to attack this base led to 5 rotting carcasses.
NEWS AND MALARKEY FROM AROUND THE WORLD:
Yeah, but those weapons are great for arming our militias:
If you’re not careful, this one will have you in the ER laughing yourself silly:
This article is a complete lie by reporters who are even there:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
John Esq. sends this compilation of great Wile E. Coyote Moments: