PRINCE PORKY OF QATAR IS CALLING IT QUITS AND WILL APPOINT HIS SON, TAMIM, AS NEW PRINCE OF THE GRAND DUCHY OF FENWICK. SHAYKH HAMAD BIN JASSEM, HUMILIATED PRIME MINISTER, FOREIGN MINISTER AND CHIEF VETERINARIAN IS FIRED.
ROBERT FORD AND SHAYKH HAMAD TO SHARE SAME CAGE IN BRONX ZOO
The young heir apparent, Tamim son of Madame Banana, seen here taunting Prince Akiho Wassa-Kawasaki because he can’t dunk a basketball.
Prince Porky, has finally succumbed to failure and thrown in his head towel. But it was kidney failure and Al-Qusayri-itis which were the turning points. The debacle suffered by his favorite terrorist fanatics at the Homsi town of Al-Qusayr has reportedly resulted in a sudden onset of renal problems with the Prince constantly at the bidet pissing bile instead of urine. The incessant visits to the W.C. caused many in the “royal” family to wonder if the porcine princeps principii will be able to do anything other than urinate like any common bat. Finally, Madame Banana stepped in and suggested that the Prince leave Qatar and take up residence in a country where: “I know he will be safe and close to his loved ones”. Apparently the prince has a favorite condominium on Fire Island. She personally gave pedophile/incest-monger, Shaykh Hamad Bin Jassem, the proverbial boot while promising that he and his preferred catamite, Robert Ford, will be relegated to “oblivion” somewhere in the vacuum of a diplomatic black hole.
We assure our readers that the stranglehold on ‘Andaan is beginning to produce results. The army is now pouring in artillery and armor to break out and clear the Aleppo-A’zaaz International Highway. SyrPer predicts that this event will take place in 2-3 days after which time the thrust into Aleppo City will begin.
engaged killing 26 rodents. Artillery played a very big role in breaking the rat lines after which time militia went in and wiped out the rest.
Abu Khaleeli Al-Nabashi (non-Syrian)
729 Saudi Arabians
640 Kurds from the Mujaahedeen Khalq (recently declassified as a terrorist organization by the U.S.)
31 Maltese (Of Lebanese descent)
6 Sierra Leone
We at SyrPer do not agree with the break-down of nationalities. The evidence is much more convincing that the Libyans have made up the largest bloc of foreign rodents. ZAF
HOORAY, FINALLY, OBAMA AS WAR CRIMINAL AND IT STARTS WITH SOUTH AFRICAN LAWYERS:
Fly the friendly skies of Al-Qaeda in the Maghreb and see the earth coming at you faster than ever before:
Read this marvelous piece by Finian Cunningham for NSNBC. Really good:
Read this one about new weapons in the hands of terrorists: