FIRST POST – JUNE 11, 2013 – QATAR’S PRINCE PORKY TO CALL IT QUITS; SYRIAN ARMY BASHES RAT MERCENARIES; NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD

I’m sorry I couldn’t blog yesterday.  I had some very very pressing affairs to take care of.

PRINCE PORKY OF QATAR IS CALLING IT QUITS AND WILL APPOINT HIS SON, TAMIM, AS NEW PRINCE OF THE GRAND DUCHY OF FENWICK.  SHAYKH HAMAD BIN JASSEM, HUMILIATED PRIME MINISTER, FOREIGN MINISTER AND CHIEF VETERINARIAN IS FIRED.
ROBERT FORD AND SHAYKH HAMAD TO SHARE SAME CAGE IN BRONX ZOO

The young heir apparent, Tamim son of Madame Banana,  seen here taunting Prince Akiho Wassa-Kawasaki because he can’t dunk a basketball.  


Prince Porky, has finally succumbed to failure and thrown in his head towel.  But it was kidney failure and Al-Qusayri-itis which were the turning points.  The debacle suffered by his favorite terrorist fanatics at the Homsi town of Al-Qusayr has reportedly resulted in a sudden onset of renal problems with the Prince constantly at the bidet pissing bile instead of urine.  The incessant visits to the W.C. caused many in the “royal” family to wonder if the porcine princeps principii will be able to do anything other than urinate like any common bat.  Finally, Madame Banana stepped in and suggested that the Prince leave Qatar and take up residence in a country where: “I know he will be safe and close to his loved ones”.  Apparently the prince has a favorite condominium on Fire Island.  She personally gave pedophile/incest-monger, Shaykh Hamad Bin Jassem, the proverbial boot while promising that he and his preferred catamite, Robert Ford, will be relegated to “oblivion” somewhere in the vacuum of a diplomatic black hole.

ALEPPO:


We assure our readers that the stranglehold on ‘Andaan is beginning to produce results.  The army is now pouring in artillery and armor to break out and clear the Aleppo-A’zaaz International Highway.  SyrPer predicts that this event will take place in 2-3 days after which time the thrust into Aleppo City will begin. 
Be patient.


الجيش السوري يدمر تجمعاً لـ«جبهة النصرة» بربيعة في ريف اللاذقية

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LATAKIA:
More bad news for J.N. in Latakia.  They just don’t get the message.  Again, at Al-Rubay’ah a firefight was
engaged killing 26 rodents.  Artillery played a very big role in breaking the rat lines after which time militia went in and wiped out the rest.

Abu Khaleeli Al-Nabashi (non-Syrian)
Ahmad Zaydaan

 

القضاء على إرهابيين وتدمير رشاشاً مضاداً للطيران في ريف حمص
Rats rot in the sun after their ammo ran out and they began to head for the hills.  Al-Qusayr is on everybody’s mind.  How can rats recover from this?
ALMANAR REPORTS THAT 6,113 FOREIGN TERRORISTS HAVE BEEN KILLED, SEVERELY WOUNDED OR MISSING IN SYRIA.  Here’s their breakdown according to the Hizbollah news source:

729 Saudi Arabians
640 Kurds from the Mujaahedeen Khalq (recently declassified as a terrorist organization by the U.S.)
489 Egyptians
439 Libyans
439 Chechens
301 Afghans
263 Libyans
261 Pakistanis
208 Iraqis
188 Russians
167 Turks
129 Jordanians
117 Somalis
129 Jordanians
109 Kuwaitis
90 French
67 Germans
66 British
50 Tunisians
55 Indonesians
53 Algerians
52 Yemenis
19 Qataris
45 Belgians
40 Uzbekis
35 Americans
31 Kosovars
21 Azerbaijanis
31 Maltese (Of Lebanese descent)
7 Mauritanians
6 Sierra Leone
6 Surinam

We at SyrPer do not agree with the break-down of nationalities.  The evidence is much more convincing that the Libyans have made up the largest bloc of foreign rodents.  ZAF

A recent photo of Libyan terrorists taken at Al-Qusayr.  Is that the Orontes River?

Sorry, I’ve got to write a legal document.  Then I’ll come back. ZAF

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NEWS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE:
 Pick up the usual suspects and blame the usual principals.  Erdoghan’s game is well-known:
The virus is contagious, even for screwed up Islamist dunderheads like Erdoghan:
Watch this 20 minute video taken of the rube-rats’ last moments in Al-Qusayr.  It is very informative as to how they were armed and how little planning went into their tactics.  It is no surprise the SAA overran them in 2 hours the following day.  Thanks to our friend in the Netherlands.
Nick Griffin of the English BNP takes a trip to Syria. We like the comments about William Hague:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/bnp-leader-nick-griffin-makes-surprise-visit-to-syria-8653764.html

HOORAY, FINALLY, OBAMA AS WAR CRIMINAL AND IT STARTS WITH SOUTH AFRICAN LAWYERS:

http://www.globalresearch.ca/arrest-obama-when-he-visits-south-african-lawyers-ask-for-war-crimes-investigation-and-prosecution/5338591?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=arrest-obama-when-he-visits-south-african-lawyers-ask-for-war-crimes-investigation-and-prosecution

Fly the friendly skies of Al-Qaeda in the Maghreb and see the earth coming at you faster than ever before:

http://news.yahoo.com/mali-manual-suggests-al-qaida-feared-weapon-145958976.html

Read this marvelous piece by Finian Cunningham for NSNBC.   Really good:

http://nsnbc.me/2013/06/12/western-emperors-have-no-clothes/

Read this one about new weapons in the hands of terrorists:

http://www.moonofalabama.org/2013/06/syria-the-insurgencys-new-weapons.html

Well written article about the hopelessness of western policy in Syria and the imminent danger of blowback:

http://www.islamicinvitationturkey.com/2013/06/12/west-to-pay-a-high-price-for-targeting-the-syrian-government/

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