There can be no doubt that the campaign in Idlib is almost over but for some remnant disease-carrying rodents who still pop up here and there:
Ghassaaniyya: A Christian village overlooking the Ghaab Valley and home town of my wife’s sister-in-law is now rodent free. Al-Tayyibaat, also, is cleared of vermin along with Mishmishaan. All these towns were once scourged by Jabhat Al-Nusra. No more. All told, Wael says that 189 rats were killed in the process of cleaning up this area.
Nahla: Near Areeha (Syria’s Jericho), a perfectly executed ambush by SAA and militia netted these rodents:
Another 16 are still being identified and appear foreign.
Taftannaz: Clean-up nets 6 rats known for terrorizing the local population:
Mustafa Al-Rubaa’ee (IRAQI PIG VOMIT)
Ma’arratmassreen: Confirmed 7 dead and 2 taken prisoner. No details.
Tall-Dayneet: A convoy of 4 vans loaded with ammo is intercepted by mobile militia units. A direct strike by an RPG on the lead van caused pandemonium to break out. The militia shot 18 rats dead. Only one name was sent to Wael:
The rest did not carry identification and are presumed to be foreign.
Shalakh: Entire den of rodents wiped out. Typical nest with 5-12 rats. This one had 7. They’re all dead, boss. No details.
Zaradnaa: Another nest completely eradicated. This one contained some ammo and one rodent. He was killed by militia.
Tallat Binnish: SAA took this town in order to make Binnish, itself, easier to attack. SAA killed 4 rats and watched while militia and other elements went in for the kill in Binnish Town: 28 confirmed dead and 12 taken prisoner.
Wadhdhaah Al-Shibl (Palesteezian with Syrian citizenship)
The rest were not identified because they carried no paper or their papers were forged.
West Binnish: A complete wipe-out. 10 rats confirmed dead. AFI operation. No details.
Sarmeen: The “Ahraar Al-Shaam Brigade” (yawn) and the “Daawood Brigade” (ditto) took a 13 rodent loss yesterday. All were bearded and appeared non-Levantine. No details.
Abu Zhuhoor Airbase: More infantile efforts to storm this otherwise worthless base. 9 killed. No details as their bodies are in positions which are prone to sniper fire.
Bayt Al-Kaari and Al-Buwayti: Wael says he heard that many rats were killed here, but, cannot get any details.
HAMA: Wael says this is the easiest front with the most inexperienced rats he’s ever seen The population here is proving to be more loyal than Aleppo’s to the government:
Mawrek Airbase: A sudden attack by rodents in broad daylight goes nowhere but to Lucifer’s French Oven. The SAA literally had a turkey-shoot as J.N. morons attacked as though they wanted a swift slide to the hot regions. They got. Over 10 killed with 4 taken prisoner.
Abu-Hubaylaat: An RPG, 23mm anti-aircraft cannon and the last nest of the Jabhat Al-Nusra in this area were turned into dust. Rat leader:
“Abu Al-Suyoof” (The swordsman) was cut down to size. His id is pending.
Mas’ada and Mas’ood: SAA finds unused body armor and a 23mm anti-aircraft m.g. cannon. THANK YOU, PRINCE PURULENT OF QATAR.
Abu-Hanaayaa: 2 killed. No names.
Kulayb Al-Thawr: (Puppy of the Bull or Bull’s puppy). 39 rats killed from the “Al-Faarooq Brigades”. (Oh, Yawn!!) All foreigners with phenotypes typical of Caucasus trash.
Salbaa: Tribute to PRINCE PIGFOOT OF QATAR. Besides the 19 killed, the SAA secured the following for our militias:
Rockets made by Zionists (LAU with 40km range)
2 RPG launchers cum rockets
1 23mm heavy machine gun ready for mounting on our militia’s brand new flatbeds
8 satellite communication encoded cellphones
50 IEDs each with a 50-100 kgs payload.
No details on the carcasses.
S.E. Salamiyya Area: This town is known for its Isma’ili Muslim (Sevener) population which is totally loyal to the state.
‘Akish, Al-Khurayjaa, Abu-Daali and Abu Rammel: All cleansed completely of rodents as of the day before yesterday. Populations invited to return.
Al-Khudhayra, Al-Sawha and Hamaadi ‘Umar in S.E. Salamiyya: 19 rodents killed. All foreigners. All bearded scum-rats. All will be cremated. No names. On their weapons was inscribed “Abaabeel Al-Sahraa’ Brigade” (Read the “Sura of the Elephant in the Qur’an to know about Abaabeel or “flocks of birds).
‘Adla: East of ‘Uqayrabaat in rural Hama City. Firefight with 5 rats shimmying down to the Eternal Presto Cooker.
Middle Al-Qastal and North Al-Qastal: Fleeing rats overtaken by helicopters and put to death. No details.
TARTOUS: No big deal in this relatively calm area of the country. Rats who were infesting the town were outed by residents of Al-Hameediyya Village. When security forces and NDF arrived, the rats headed for Lebanon. As they were doing so, militia and NDF were waiting for them just south of Tartous. Of the 17 rodents involved, 13 were killed and 4 taken prisoner wounded. The rat leader was identified as:
Hassan Sahyooni (It means “Zionist”, honest to God!)
Among the rodents escapees were:
1 Belgian sniper rifle
2 AK47s with ammo
1 23mm machine gun cannon
2 RPG launchers
3 crates of various ammunition
Explosive charges with “Al-Qaeda” written on them.
‘Adraa: Jabhat Al-Nura nest destroyed with all rats killed. Ain’t too many left of these pests. At the detergent factory, 8 rats were found playing dead, very convincingly:
‘Abdul-Mun’im Al-Tayr (another bird)
The others were not listed.
Jawbar: Aircraft and artillery rocked the rats. As they were told to abandon positions inside people’s homes, they were mowed down like so many ducks in a Coney Island arcade. It was beautiful. I have no details as the bodies are being counted and classified. This is a J.N. nest of snakes.
Halboon: In the area of Al-Tall (‘Abdullah Al-Ahmar’s home town). We killed:
Abdu Koosaa (Mr. Zucchini)
In another firefight in Halboon, security killed:
Al-Dhiyaabiyya: 2 23mm machine guns were seized in pristine condition for our militias:
Al-Nabak: 4 rats killed. No details.
Al-Husayniyya: A team of grubs was eradicated:
Mazaari’ Al-‘Ibb: These escaping runts were gunned down in a field:
Tal-Kurdi: 6 snakes killed with 5 wounded and taken for warblers. No names.
Daarayyaa: at the railroad crossing near the Sukayna Shrine, the SAA killed this sniper:
Harastaa: At the Police Hospital in the evening, yesterday, mortars were fired by the rats with no hits.
Also, at the Vocational Training Center for the Disabled, more mortars were fired with no injuries. In fact, the stupid rockets the rats used did not even explode. Har dee har har.
Also in Harastaa, a sniper by the name of “Abu Waleed” was killed along with his confederates:
Hameesh Highway: An IED clean-up completely successful. Small IEDs, though.
Al-Ahmadiyya and Al-Khaamisiyya in the East Ghouta, the NDF killed these toads and has now declared the area totally rat free. All inhabitants invited to return.:
Firaas Ghabara (ashes to ashes, dust to dust)
But the best part is that the 2 towns are now rat free. In this photo, there are some of the vermin captured who will now probably beg for amnesty. The Orkin Man might have a say about that.
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