READERS’ ALERT: Don’t believe a word of the so-called Russian withdrawal of technicians or sailors from Tartous. It has been denied by the Russian Ministry of Defense and their Admiralty. It also makes no sense. There is nothing happening in Tartous. We know because some of my wife’s nieces live there and Aida is always in touch with them. The articles are published almost exclusively in marginally read journals or known propaganda factories like the Telegraph. Don’t believe it.
CONFIRMED 118 DEAD SCAVENGERS AND CANNIBALS SOUTH OF DAMASCUS IN MIRACULOUSLY ACCURATE ARTILLERY BOMBARDMENT BY SYRIAN ARMY THIS MORNING.
The rats could not have awakened to a more pleasant morning than this one when our army belted them with amazingly accurate artillery strikes at Al-Hajar Al-Aswad, Al-Qadam and on the fringes of the Yarmouk Camp. The dead bodies are everywhere with citizens helping to collect them in order to avoid the problems of decomposing bodies in the summer sun. Palestinians are apparently elated with the news that the cannibals who have terrified them for so long are heading downward in a spiral into the warm lap of Beelzebub. The names will be coming soon enough, says Monzer. But, so far, the security people have not disclosed any names. THIS IS A MAJOR DISASTER FOR OBAMA’S TERRORIST RATS AND THE AMERICAN TERRORIST ENABLERS IN JORDAN.
Barza South of Al-Hasswa St. and Tallat Misstaah: An IED factory uncovered and all C-4 confiscated for use against the Second Rate Tribe in Qatar. A tunnel 30 meters long contained a generous cache of weapons and ammo for our militias. The number of IEDs was over 60, all ready for deployment with remote control trigger mechanisms.
Al-Qaaboon: A weapons cache par excellence!! Defending the weapons stash were the two decedent rodents below:
“Al-‘Akeed” (id pending)
Jawbar: At the Al-Manaasher Roundabout.
Harastaa: Inside the Departure Area of the Pullman Station, all rats killed and complete control by SAA. I have only information that 11 carcasses were found.
Zamalkaa: Fighting and no details.
‘Arbeen: Militia killed these rodents in a firefight:
Douma: At the Al-Saraayaa Promenade, SAA and militia killed 8 rodents. No details.
SAA surrounded a group of buzzards and killed all of them:
Another 9 could not be identified.
Al-Shiffooniyya Farms: SAA killed 4 rats and captured 5 wounded. Rifles, launchers and mortars were confiscated and delivered to our militias. THANK YOU, PRINCE FATSO JUNIOR!!
Al-Bihaariyya: A mortar was destroyed. (Poop) A heavy machine gun was seized. No details.
Dayr Salmaan: Fighting with no details.
Mountains around Halboon (just liberated) with remnant rodents:
Abu Khattaab Al-Jazzaawi (id pending)
I am so sorry I can’t finish this post. I have work to do on this Sunday’s demonstration which cannot be put off. I’ll blog big-time tomorrow. Forgive me. Ziad
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
So what’s the big deal? Apparently the CIA is arming terrorists without Congress’ approval anyway:
Here’s an interesting take on the events in Qatar.
For those who believed the nonsense about Russia withdrawing troops or personnel from Syria, read this: