SAUDI ARABIAN APES CONFIRMED AS WAR CRIMINALS!! SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE CALLS FOR DECLARATION OF WAR AGAINST SIMIAN SAUDIS. TERRORIST PROVES ACCUSATIONS AGAINST SAUDIS ON TELEVISION:
In another devastating blow to what is left of Saudi respectability (if there was ever any), a terrorist confessed on Syrian television last night his complicity in a terrorist operation targeting his own employer and where his father worked! The operation, according to the terrorist, was ordered by the Saudi Arabian apes!
Mahmoud Muhammad Hassan, born in ‘Artooz in 1982, spilled his guts yesterday in an interview following his capture and interrogation. He worked as a montage tech for the Higher Radio and Television Broacasting Society and was specifically assigned to the SyrianDrama and Noor T.V. channels.
Sometime in 2011, this terrorist mercenary’s brother-in-law, Muhammad, contacted him in order to gain his support in demonstrations planned for the town of ‘Artooz. Muhammad was subsequently arrested for his involvement in inciting riots and had a stint in jail. He was released, however, sometime in 2012 pursuant to an “Amnesty Decree” announced by Dr. Assad. The time in jail did nothing to quell his barbaric predilections for, within some days afterward, he contacted Mahmoud Muhammad Hassan and demanded that he join a terrorist unit which operated out of Bayt Jinn nearby. Hassan wisely refused.
Muhammad would not take no for an answer. One day, in the summer of 2012, he called Mahmoud and told him to expect a visit from Ahmad Shinnaawi (“Abu Al-Hudaa”) who would pick him up and take him to Al-Dhahra Farms close to ‘Artooz. Once he arrived he was asked to help blow up the Higher Radio and Television Broadcasting Society Building. In exchange for it, he and his family would receive One Million Syrian lira, forged passports and travel expenses to a foreign country. He accepted. But, here’s the kicker:
The building was targeted by Saudi Arabia and he was told not to ask any questions. “Saudi Arabia ordered it and don’t get involved in that!”.
Before the date of the explosion, August 6, 2012, this slimy murderous sucker had to bring in the explosive device in 2 stages. The first was the explosive substance, a clear liquid in two 7-Up litre bottles. Once he had managed to bring in the bottles, he placed them in his own drawer. Later, he was given 2 cigarette cartons, each with a cellphone and wiring acting as the igniting device from a remote control location. The wires he was told were to be connected to the caps on the soda bottles. He did all they asked him to and managed to seriously injure 4 of his own fellow employees: ‘Imaad ‘Aynaawi, Hanaan ‘Aaref, Sahr ‘Abbaas and Muhammad ‘Awda.
A scene from the 3rd floor of the building where the bomb was placed. It was a miracle that only 4 people received fairly light injuries. That was not the intent of the killers.
Readers might want to note that the explosion took place about a few weeks after the slovenly and disgraced Scarab League adopted a resolution to cut off all Syria’s satellite programming. Didn’t work anyway. DEATH TO SAUDI ARABIAN GRUBS AND FLIES!!
Al-Dhiyaabiyya: SAA uncovers field hospital complete with stolen equipment and medicine. A 23mm machine gun cannon was seized and given to our militia. THANK YOU, FATSO JUNIOR! The nest of flies belonged to “Heirs of the Messenger Brigades” (yawn). These are the fleas who were killed trying to escape:
‘Abdullah Alba (SANA)
Al-Husayniyya: A mortar was confiscated and given to our militias. A machine gun cannon was destroyed. Shame on the SAA. You should have tried to save it for the NDF.
Al-Hujjayra: SAA killed these flying grubs:
‘Abdullah Al-Mu’ajjil (He’s now speeding off to Hell)
Al-Bahdaliyya: A militia platoon confronted a small unit of flea-bitten monkeys and did this:
Naayef Ka’ka (He’s kaka now, for sure. It really means “pretzel” )
Jawbar: A tunnel for storage of weapons and medicine was found here in a clean-up operation east of the Al-Manaasher Roundabout. Nice cache for our NDF and militia. THANK YOU, SAUDI GRUBS. Please send us more.
Typical reinforced checkpoint operated by SAA infantrymen. They are very well armed and vigilant.
Al-Shifooniyya (Chiffoniere): SAA killed these:
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Ajwa (SANA)
KafrBatna: All rodents killed here, all 8:
The other 4 are being investigated since they were carrying no valid papers.
Zamalkaa: 3 dung flies were killed:
Khaldoon Al-Baqdoonis (That’s all he’s worth now, a sprig of parsely)
Bilaal Al-‘Ashshi (He’s now the personal chef for Lucifer)
‘Arbeen: A firefight with no details.
Waadi ‘Ain Turma: NDF killed these and took 6 prisoners:
Faares Al-Jandali (Gee, I hope he’s not a cousin of Steve Jobs.)
Al-Bihaariyya: In the East Ghouta:
Sahm Al-Jawlaan: JORDANIAN MANURE FLIES KILLED HERE.
Muhammad Abu-Shareefa (JORDANIAN FLY LARVA)
Muhammad ‘Abdullah Al-Zarqaawi (JORDANIAN DUNG BEETLE)
Khaaled ‘Abdu Tuhayni
Sameer Khaaled ‘Allaawi
Khaldoon Ahmd Al-Massri
Saamer Ahmad Bardaan (Well, he won’t be cold where he’s going)
Yusuf Muhammad Yunus
Another 16 were captured and are either getting a lobotomy or warbling.
Shabraq: A nicely laid trap netted these two arms smugglers and terrorists:
Seessoon: No details about the 4 killed.
Jilleen: Bad day at Black Rock for these larvae:
‘Abu Al-Jawlaan” (id pending)
Al-‘Aaliya: A firefight is reported without any details. (SANA)
Der’ah City: Police and General Security killed these crawling tapeworms from the “Special Tasks Brigade” (Oh, Yawn!):
Badee’ ‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-‘Awadh Al-Mahaameed
Anas Hamad ‘Abdul-Haqq
Al-Rafeed: In the Golan area. 2 cars coming from Daa’el to ‘Itmaan on the rural road were intercepted and all passengers killed with RPGs fired by militia. The bodies are very badly burned and no identifiable yet.
LATAKIA: A DISASTER WONDERLAND FOR FOREIGN RODENTS AND INSECTS. WE HAVE IT FROM GOOD SOURCES THAT THE NUMBER OF JABHAT AL-NUSRA FREAKS IN THIS AREA HAVE BEEN WHITTLED DOWN TO ABOUT 20%. A MAJOR CATASTROPHE FOR THOSE WHO SUPPORT CANNIBALS AND MERCENARIES.
Al-Rubay’ah: A common entry point for rodents is also the most productive if you’re in the business of collecting rat carcasses:
‘Sayf Al-Islaam” (CHECHEN FLY AND CHILD MOLESTER)
Al-Hulwa: A motley crew of bored rodents were rudely awakened by militia yesterday morning:
Kifaah Al-Bassala (Wow! Between him and that parsley sprig, we could have Tabbooleh!!)
Ahmad Madfoona (Gosh. I hope he was buried on the spot)
Al-Ghunaymiyya: Confirmed 21 rats strew about after our Hind helicopter gunships cut them into pork medallions. No details as the yucky job of collecting their body parts continues. I always get a frisson of anxiety whenever I think of picking up exploded pigs.
Al-Dawbarka: The great “Hatteen Brigades” (yawn) lost 9 rodents while another competing brigade of crawling pustules at Kinsibba lost 3 battling it out for some dried raisins. No kidding. The carcasses appear to be of foreigners. No details on the 12 dead. By the way, Hatteen (or the “Horns of Hatteen”) is where Saladdin finally gave the stinking Crusaders the drubbing they deserved. Of course, that was in the Golan Heights and not in Latakia. Yawn.
On July 4, 1187 the Crusaders were demolished finally by Salaahuddeen Al-Ayyoobi at the Battle of Hatteen. The Muslim general was a Kurd who should have stuck to reading the Qur’an instead of leading armies I prefer The Vanquisher King Rukneddeen Baybars Al-Bunduqdaari when it comes to dealing with Crusaders and Mongols and Rats.
HUGE WAREHOUSE-QUANTITY OF WEAPONS SEIZED FROM TERRORIST SCUM RATS IN AL-WA’ER NEIGHBORHOOD IN HOMS. A TRUCK BRISTLING WITH ARMS WAS INTERDICTED AND SEARCHED BY AIR FORCE INTELLIGENCE AND POLITICAL SECURITY FORCES BACKED UP BY NDF. HERE’S WHAT WE GOT THANKS TO KING ‘ABDULLAH THE ZOMBIE OF SAUDI ARABIA:
19 Assault rifles
117 boxes of ammunition
10 RPGs (So stingy)
38 RPG rockets (anti-tank)
41 magazines or cartridge loaders
4 anti-armor piercing rockets
4 shoulder-fired rockets (anti aircraft)
32 advanced and encrypted satellite telephones
Khaalidiyya: In a clean-up operation, another tunnel is found with rats in it hiding weapons and IEDs. A grenade tossed by an infantryman cleaned out the tunnel the way citrate of magnesia cleans out yours. No details about the 9 rodents killed inside.
Al-Qaraabees: Fighting with no details. (SANA)
North of Ka’ab Al-Ahbaar Mosque in direction of Jubb Al-Jandali, a team of militiamen killed 2 rats.
Talbeesa, Al-Ghantu, Bayt Hajju, Al-Hossn Citadel (Krak de Chavalier) and Keeseen, all clean-up with confirmed killing of 10 rodents and many taken prisoner. I have no details.
Tayrma’la: At a military checkpoint, 2 wanted hyenas were arrested:
‘Abdul-Ilaah Ahmad Sa’adeddeen
‘Adnaan Rasheed Al-Mansoor
DAYR EL-ZOR: Fighting at Al-Jubayla Neighborhood in the city, Al-Busaraayaa St. and Al-Bughaaliyya Crossing, all netted a good number of mercenary flies. No details.
For those of you who are Doubting Thomases, we are reconfirming that Idlib is almost rat-free but for some persistent pockets of rats who seem to have become acclimated to the climate. Fighting with no details is reported in these areas to the north of the governorate:
Al-Jaanoodiyya, Qatroon, Mishmishaan and Bishlaamoon in Jisr Al-Shughoor area
Jabal Al-Arba’een: 2 killed and 2 wounded.
Raam Hamdaan: Attack on checkpoint foiled.
Mu’tarim: No details.
Saraaqeb: Almost liberated with constant calls from citizens demanding an army invasion to clean out the bearded trolls.
Abu-Dhuhoor: Many killed in a surround-and-snuff operation. No details.
Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan: Fighting.
Kafrneel: Fighting and no details.
Kafr Roomaa: More fighting but no details.
AL-RAASHIDEEN QUARTER ALMOST TOTALLY LIBERATED AS THE NOOSE TIGHTENS ON THE RATS IN ‘ANADAAN.
Plaaka Restaurant to the North and Sawmar Restaurant near the Al-Sayf Factory and the farms east of the Central Prison, we can confirm 5 dead rats and 18 arrested or wounded. Wael says the list of dead scum is almost ready. He will send it later.
Baabees: Lots of weapons seized with no details.
Al-Mansoora: Another weapons cache is uncovered.
Road between ‘Andaan and Hayyaan gives the world 13 less rats:
The rest were not identified.
Castillo: Car carrying weapons destroyed in an ambush. A big firefight took place with all 3 rodents killed. No details.
Mannagh Village gas station and Nibbil (Shi’i town north of ‘Andaan): Rats trying to infiltrate area from Tal Rif’aat, Huraytaan and Maayer are repelled and killed. Hizbollah played a role in helping the SAA destroy several 23mm machine guns mounted on Korean flatbeds.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA
GLEN BECK WARNS AMERICANS ABOUT WHAT OBAMA IS DOING IN SYRIA. THIS IS A SHORT MUST-SEE FOR ALL WHO CARE ABOUT AMERICA. BE CAREFUL WATCHING IT. Thanks, John Esq:
This article reflects our least venomous attitude toward Saudi mutterer and raving alcoholic, Saud Al-
Faisal, but is afflicted with poor editing:
Thought-provoking article in the Worldtribune. King Dwarf of Jordan should read it carefully:
Good article proves what we’ve been saying about what we called: “The Obama Doctrine”:
JOHN ESQ. SENDS THIS GREAT VIDEO DOCUMENTING THE ROLE OF THE SYRIAN AIR FORCE IN KILLING RODENTS:
More thought-inducing reportage from Chris at NSNBC. This time about U.S. plans for a new war in Syria:
PICTURE OF THE DAY FROM MIKHAS: