DAMASCUS: 103 TERRORIST RODENTS EXTERMINATED IN JAWBAR IN DEFEAT FROM WHICH THEY CANNOT RECOVER!!
This is a scene from Jawbar showing some of the carcasses strewn about the Electrical Park after the SAA brought down a lightning storm of destruction on the plague-carrying rats.
They thought the electrical towers would protect them from the helicopters of the SAA. They planned their ambush methodically. According to Syrian Army Military Intelligence, the plan was to attack a huge convoy of SAA armor heading to Al-Qaaboon on the International Highway. SyrPer cannot reveal how the SAA learned of the ambush. In a conversation with my source using cleverly constructed “clue-words”, I was able to understand the method by which our MI uncovered this plan. And they allocated many resources: over 230 rodents were positioned inside trenches, along rolling hillocks and behind towers – all for the express purpose of firing 20 RPGs, 6 23mm AA guns and a truckload of assault rifles. The entire operation was SNAFU’d early yesterday morning when SAA special forces drawn from Al-Qutayfa surrounded the area with crack infantrymen carrying their own RPGs backed by Hind Helicopters flying low and firing skin-tearing 57mm rockets and AT-6 ATGMs at the dumbfounded rat population. Monzer describes a scene of pure pandemonium as the rodents had no plan in the event theirs was discovered. He described a “rabbit shoot”. It also appeared that the rodent mercenaries were poorly trained but commanded by deserters or American-trained goofballs. I have names of some of the carcasses with more to come:
More names will be coming in as identification continues.
Al-‘Utayba at the Al-‘Amaara Neighborhood: As you all know, this area is completely rat-free even though it was, at one time, the major route for weapons and supplies to the rats in the Damascus area. In a continuing combing operation, security agents uncovered a huge cache of weapons (see below) which included lots of ammo, assault rifles, and, most importantly, 8 sets of night-vision binoculars. WOW! We really know how to use those to kill creeping, crawling vermin at night. According to Monzer we must thank both the Zionist Abomination and PRINCE PORK OF CATARRH for this generous contribution. It’s not easy to get night-vision goggles unless you are the darling of terrorist-enabling warts like Obama and his coterie of numb skulls in Europe. THANKS TO ALL.
RUSSIA TODAY’S embedded reporter with the Syrian Second Army Corps in Al-Raqqa has confirmed that all rodents in the town of ‘Ain ‘Issa have been either killed or put to flight. This town, in and of itself is not particularly important except to its scourged inhabitants. However, it is an indicator that the forces we reported en route to Al-Raqqa are finally making headway. The town is completely clear of pestilence and all residents have been told they can return. Most are in camps on the Turkish border.
Al-Muree’iyya: An attack on an SAA checkpoint was a disaster for the cockroaches of the Jabhat Al-Nusra. This was an important clash because it took away some of the few professional officers in the ranks of the insect army commanded titularly by the illustrious Boy Scout commander, Saleem Idrees. Get a load of this:
(Former) Colonel Ahmad Nu’maan Al-Jad’aan Al-Najras
(Former) Major ‘Umar ‘Ubayd Al-Sifraani (An actual field commander, for once)
(Former) Captain Akram Nuhayyer Al-‘Askar (a/k/a “Abi Dajaana”, yawn)
Another 7 were killed with them in this feeble and misguided attack which proves the incompetence of the FSA and its Jihadist moron allies. Good riddance to bad rubbish we always say.
Al-Huwayqa: Firefight with no details.
Al-Sinaa’ah in the city: Militia cornered these slippery worms and stomped them down on the sidewalk:
Al-‘Ardhi: No details about confrontation.
Al-Siyaasiyya Roundabout in the city: 2 rats checked out in a burst of gunfire. They’re now playing chemin de fer with Old Chutie:
JABHAT AL-NUSRA SELF-IMMOLATES TO THE TUNE OF 23 RODENTS WITH 10s OF WOUNDED AND MISSING IN ACTION AFTER BRAWL OVER LOOT STOLEN FROM SYRIAN CITIZENS NEAR THE PALACE OF JUSTICE IN THE CITY OF AL-MAYAADEEN – THE SAME PLACE (FMR) COLONEL RIYADH AL-AS’AD LOST HIS LEG AND GAINED A PEG!!
“Gee! Is this what I get for all those years working on air force runways?”, asks the somewhat nonplussed former colonel and resident weed-puller who used to work at the Tabqa Military Airbase.
I am not going to dwell on Homs that much any more. The operations are largely clean-up or serious efforts to dislodge remnant rodents from certain quarters of the city like Khalidiyya. If I get rat-stats, I’ll publish them. Otherwise, you can assume that Homs is gone as far as rats are concerned. They have been routed!
As you all probably know, Ziad is an avid hunter and fisherman. I love to spend hours in a cold blind waiting for bucks or angling for crappies or perch. But what these fellas are doing seems more satisfying. I would really like to draw a bead on one of those Qatari rats.
He is Nasr Hudayhid, rube arms smuggler to FSA and J.N. His accent gives it all away. Just a yokel who, according to his statements on Syrian t.v. yesterday, got snookered into buying and selling weapons to the rats. He’s from a town called Qirwaana in the area of Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan where he grew up spending his youthful hours roasting crows for the family. In his short statement, he confessed to distributing 14.5mm anti-aircraft guns and the occasional RPG. He looks so provincial you almost feel like you’re watching the Beverly Hillbillies.
We don’t know what the American buffoon terrorist-enablers are doing in Jordan, but, it can’t be anything earth-shaking as more and more of these poorly-trained, low-rent, unambitious orangutans, bite the proverbial dust – and it can be dusty in Southern Syria.
Jaassem Farms area: Roving apes find no trees in which to hide. The rest is history:
‘Eed Muhammad Al-Ahmad
Subhi Hussayn Jum’ah
Al-Naaziheen Camp: At the Jerusalem Mosque, the SAA demolished a nest of vipers:
Sulaymaan ‘Awadh Al-Karraad
Seessoon: A JORDANIAN GNAT IS SCRUNCHED BY SAA:
Zuhayr Al-Khaaled (Funny. The name Khaaled means “immortal”. Guess he was spooked.)
Falaah Al-‘Aani (Suspected Iraqi vermin)
Al-Shabraq: No luck for the wicked cannibals:
Thaabet ‘Abdu Al-Jaa’ooni (Suspected Palesteezian with Syrian papers)
Hayyaan Khaaled Al-Muhammad
Muhammad Ahmad Badaawa
‘Abdul-Salaam ‘Abdu Al-Muhammad
Al-Musayfira: Two rodent gangs go at it a la Dayr El-Zor. Booty was the motive. 20+ rats confirmed dead with 10s wounded in a battle that used up all ammunition.
The SAA destroyed a rat nest called: “The Quadripartite Canonical Committee”, a franchise of the Jabhat Al-Nusra cult of murder. According to Wael, the rodents were annihilated to a rat. No names available: indicates all were foreign without papers.
Rats downed a civilian helicopter with an American-type anti-aircraft heat-seeking missile. It killed all 7 employees of the Ministry of Education who were toting results of tests for the 2 strategically important towns of Zahraa and Nibbul, both Shi’i doorways into the very important ‘Anadaan Quarter in the north of Aleppo. 2 crewmembers were also killed. Aren’t you proud that Obama supports these killers?
Maria sent us this link about this new war crime by Obama:
NEWS, PROPAGANDA AND VIDEOS:
Our Canadian friend send us this interview with a crackpot Syrian commander who gives the European, Arab and American terrorism-enablers 1 month to arm his rats or he’ll spill the beans about chemical weapons:
A friend from England named Anon sends this very instructive 1/2 hour video of the SAA in an area I believe looks like Al-‘Utayba:
Another Anon sends this article about what might have changed Erdoghan’s mind. Good reading:
Morsi mut resign. He has lost legitimacy. He is on his last leg. His days are numbered. Sound familiar. What’s sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. And by the way, how is it our army in Syria takes the position that our president will stay?
Have a few laughs with Anonymous: