FIRST POST – JUNE 7, 2013 – ASSAD’S ENDGAME FOR NATO IN SYRIA HAS BEGUN; ALEPPO AFLAME IN SYRIAN ARMY ONSLAUGHT; RAT-STATS; WESTERN MEDIA EATS HUMBLE PIE

Qusayr, a strategically important town in Syria, was recaptured on June 5 by Bashar  Assad’s forces, with help from Hizbullah.
These kinds of shots win awards usually. But no photographer from Al-Manar or SANA will be nominated for one.  We at SyrPer will give that award as soon as we learn who the photographer is. 

ALEPPO:

MASSIVE MORALE-BUSTING ATTACK ON A NEST OF RODENTS KILLS THE NOTORIOUS  AL-HAJJ MAARI’ WHO WAS TOUTED BY THE ZIONIST NEW YORK TIMES AS THE “SECULAR FACE OF THE RESISTANCE”.  HE’S DEAD.  DEAD AS A DOORNAIL THANKS TO THE SYRIAN ARAB ARMY.

If you’re like SyrPer, you get your NYT from some buffoon who paid $2.50 for it.  We won’t.  So, last year, a friend gave me the Times to read and I noted an article about this Al-Haaj Mari who was Zionism’s secular face for the terrorists in Aleppo.  He actually had bodyguards who protected him as though he were some field marshal.  Yesterday, destiny entered his miserable rat life and he was shot to death in Hanano, his body so riddled with bullets that he had to be taped to keep him together.  His real name?  

‘ABDUL-QAADER SAALEH  (May his bones be bleached in Hell)

MANNAGH AIRBASE:  As SyrPer told its readers, a major campaign is afoot in northern Aleppo to eradicate the plague of Takfirism.  The army moved beyond the Mannagh base and forced terrorist rodents out of their holes and on to the sliding slope to Turkey.  NDF played a major role in this operation as it cleared who towns of rodents while the army kept moving forward.  The number of dead rats is in the low hundreds right now.  No details, yet.


LATAKIA:  MASSIVE DEFEAT FOR FOREIGN HYENAS AND MONKEYS AGAIN IN THIS BASTION OF SYRIAN PATRIOTISM: 

Al-Qassab: Moving rodents in vans and flatbeds near Al-Rubay’a were followed to Al-Qassab where SAA laid into them:  11 dead rats and the rest fled to Turkey.  Nobody picked up the bodies.
Al-Kabeer:  These rats were shot to death while carrying off loot stolen from a citizen’s home:
ABU-QUTAYDA (YEMENI HYENA DROPPING. ID pending.)
NOOR-ULLAAH (SAUDI APE VIRUS. ID pending)
‘Adnaan ‘Aatallah
Maazen Rajab
Muhammad Buwayss
Bayt Ibliq:  2 rodents shot to death trying to escape a tightening noose pulled by militia.  No details.
Al-Kindaasiyya:  

Muhammad Deeb Safwaan Al-Hassan
Haamed Al-Shaykh
Hayyaan Al-Sarraaj
‘Aamer Karmu
Ahmad Hamaama
Muneer Al-‘Aytaani
Saamer Al-‘Aytaani
Ghiyaath Abu Shurooq
Tawfeeq Al-Kharfaan (senile, huh?)
Faayez ‘Awadh Al-Saleem
Khaaled Al-Beetaar

Al-Furunluq:  LIBYAN MONKEYS KILLED!!  
“ABU AL-SAMAD” (LIBYAN APE DROPPING)
“ABU MUS’AB AL-LEEBI” (MORE LIBYAN MANURE)
‘Abdul-Jabbaar Mankeetu
Maajed Al-Bayraqdaar
Mustafaa Jar’ooni
Qaassem Rabaaba

8 others were arrested and are warbling.

Al-Kooz:  

‘Abdul-Rahmaan Baddoor
Sultaan Sha’ath

Al-Khadhraa’:  17 rats killed in this firefight that resulted in the seizure of an entire truck-load of ammunition and communications equipment.  THANK YOU, PRINCE FATSO.  No details yet.
Al-Mahabba:  THE VILLAGE OF BROTHERLY LOVE.  4 dead:
Majdeddeen Haddaad
Nawaaf Al-‘Ijil
Muhammad ‘Ali 
Unidentified.  Foreigner.
Al-Sawdaa:  1 rodent killed.  3 begged for mercy and were arrested.  Common thieves, really.  This is NATO’s big war:

Shaamel Lahhaam

DAMASCUS: 
AL-DHIYAABIYYA:  This is one battle the “Battalions of the Supporters of the Euphrates” (yawn) should never have engaged.  When the fighting was over, the entire plain was strewn with unhealthy looking rodents.  
Taaher Mandeel (Leader of the group and the only one shot in the back as he was fleeing)
‘Abdul-Mu’ti Sirhaan
Sameer Al-Hareeri
Wissaam Abu-Raagheb  
Maaher Al-‘Aysaat
Basheer Haafezh
Jihaad Tubaysh
Fayssal Al-Haamed
Maysser Al-‘Aqqaal
10 were taken prisoner and wounded.  

Misraaba:  All Jabhat Al-Nusra germs:

Sameer ‘Abdul-Hayy
Muhammad-‘Ali Al-Kishik
‘Umar Salaam (a/k/a “Abu Anas”)

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Babeela:  The SAA and police put down these microbes:

Firaas Al-Awataani
Abu-Mahmoud Al-Sayyed (id pending)

An entire nest of slime was exposed and destroyed. 

مقتل أبو مصعب الليبي وإرهابيين آخرين من

Daarayyaa:  Snipers without any purpose were given a reason to die:

Khaleel Al-Khateeb
‘Alaa’ Al-Jurayda  (Poss. Al-Jareeda = newpaper?  I don’t think so)
Muhammad Al-Hamshari (He can now entertain Satan)

Damascus-Homs International Highway:  These rats hitchhiked all the way to Hell:

‘Ubaada Dahdooh
Nooreddeen Najjaar

الجيش السوري يستعد لشن هجوم واسع النطاق على الريف الشمالي لحلب 
Al-Rassaass Farms:  Between Doumaa and Harastaa, 5 IEDs dismantled each weighing between 25-30 kgs to be used against pedestrians.  They were all remote controlled.

I’ll have a great deal more for our readers tomorrow.  I’m tired and it’s that cocktail hour now.  I’ll just meander down to my favorite pub and spend a few hours celebrating the death of rats.  You’ll love the news tomorrow about Dhab’ah.

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WESTERN MEDIA EATS HUMBLE PIE; NEWS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE:

Interesting article that somewhat supports what SyrPer has written, but with some mistakes:

http://english.al-akhbar.com/content/syria-qusayr-battle%E2%80%99s-unofficial-story

Syrian Perspectives Schadenfreude is on display.  We can’t help it.  Erdoghan is doomed.  Aslan was right:

http://news.antiwar.com/2013/06/06/turkish-pm-protesters-are-terror-groups-who-burn-and-destroy/

Hip. Hip. Hooray. But there’s much work to be done:

http://therebel.org/mideast/129-iran/652662-qusayr-victory-brings-stability-to-syria

As always, a great article from Chris’s NSNBC.  This one from Shamus Cooke:

http://nsnbc.me/2013/06/07/syrias-fake-sectarian-war/

Control yourselves and don’t laugh too loud. Sounds like surrender to me.  Enjoy Saleem Idrees’ swan song:

http://theuglytruth.wordpress.com/2013/06/07/idriss-syria-rebels-ready-to-move-battles-into-lebanon/

Only read this if you’ve stopped laughing over the one just above:

http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/06/07/3438486/syrian-opposition-leader-conflict.html

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