These kinds of shots win awards usually. But no photographer from Al-Manar or SANA will be nominated for one. We at SyrPer will give that award as soon as we learn who the photographer is.
MASSIVE MORALE-BUSTING ATTACK ON A NEST OF RODENTS KILLS THE NOTORIOUS AL-HAJJ MAARI’ WHO WAS TOUTED BY THE ZIONIST NEW YORK TIMES AS THE “SECULAR FACE OF THE RESISTANCE”. HE’S DEAD. DEAD AS A DOORNAIL THANKS TO THE SYRIAN ARAB ARMY.
If you’re like SyrPer, you get your NYT from some buffoon who paid $2.50 for it. We won’t. So, last year, a friend gave me the Times to read and I noted an article about this Al-Haaj Mari who was Zionism’s secular face for the terrorists in Aleppo. He actually had bodyguards who protected him as though he were some field marshal. Yesterday, destiny entered his miserable rat life and he was shot to death in Hanano, his body so riddled with bullets that he had to be taped to keep him together. His real name?
‘ABDUL-QAADER SAALEH (May his bones be bleached in Hell)
MANNAGH AIRBASE: As SyrPer told its readers, a major campaign is afoot in northern Aleppo to eradicate the plague of Takfirism. The army moved beyond the Mannagh base and forced terrorist rodents out of their holes and on to the sliding slope to Turkey. NDF played a major role in this operation as it cleared who towns of rodents while the army kept moving forward. The number of dead rats is in the low hundreds right now. No details, yet.
LATAKIA: MASSIVE DEFEAT FOR FOREIGN HYENAS AND MONKEYS AGAIN IN THIS BASTION OF SYRIAN PATRIOTISM:
Babeela: The SAA and police put down these microbes:
Abu-Mahmoud Al-Sayyed (id pending)
An entire nest of slime was exposed and destroyed.
Daarayyaa: Snipers without any purpose were given a reason to die:
‘Alaa’ Al-Jurayda (Poss. Al-Jareeda = newpaper? I don’t think so)
Muhammad Al-Hamshari (He can now entertain Satan)
Damascus-Homs International Highway: These rats hitchhiked all the way to Hell:
I’ll have a great deal more for our readers tomorrow. I’m tired and it’s that cocktail hour now. I’ll just meander down to my favorite pub and spend a few hours celebrating the death of rats. You’ll love the news tomorrow about Dhab’ah.
WESTERN MEDIA EATS HUMBLE PIE; NEWS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE:
Interesting article that somewhat supports what SyrPer has written, but with some mistakes:
Syrian Perspectives Schadenfreude is on display. We can’t help it. Erdoghan is doomed. Aslan was right:
Hip. Hip. Hooray. But there’s much work to be done:
As always, a great article from Chris’s NSNBC. This one from Shamus Cooke:
Control yourselves and don’t laugh too loud. Sounds like surrender to me. Enjoy Saleem Idrees’ swan song:
Only read this if you’ve stopped laughing over the one just above: