LATAKIA: After a stunning attack that killed many foreign rodents in the northern Latakia countryside, (reported yesterday) the city’s youth volunteers participated in a mass rally to unveil a statue of the “Victorious Syrian Arab Soldier” at the Agricultural Roundabout Plaza in the coastal city. The event was attended by tens of thousands and the din of the participants was deafening. Our congratulations to the people of Latakia on the occasion of this unveiling. ZAF
Syrian soldiers roam orchards in the East Ghouta looking for slimy rodents. SAA morale is at the very apex after massive victories at Al-‘Utayba, Daarayyaa, Al-Qusayr, Kinsibba and now, Aleppo.
Al-Qaaboon Neighborhood: Once again we are obligated to thank PRINCE PORKFAT OF QATAR for the generous gift he gave to our militias yesterday. 14 crates of various ammunition, 1 23mm unused heavy machine gun cannon, 2 boxes of anti-armor hand grenades and some satellite comm. equipment.
Another 3 were taken prisoner and are warbling.
Jawbar: At the Al-Manaasher Roundabout and Pullman Garage, militia and SAA killed 10 rodents and took 7 prisoner and wounded.
The rest could not be identified. Presumed foreign.
Barza: A firefight resulted in these apes going down to the Banana Boiler:
‘Umar Al-Khishin (SANA)
Al-Nabak: Part of a new, and shockingly surprising push by the SAA, rats caught unawares and killed like sleeping rabbits. Confirmed 14 dead and 2 captured wounded. No details, yet.
‘Adraa: A number of dead rats but no details in an ambush by militia.
Qaarra: These hyenas were sent laughing into the bowels of their new eternal sewer:
Hawsh Al-‘Arab: No details. A nest was broken up and a firefight took place. No survivors among the rodents. Monzer writes that his early report shows 4 killed.
Rankoos: Another ditto for Hawsh, hereinabove. Number killed: 5.
Hayy Al-Qadam: Annihilation of more rodents near the Zaynab Sanctuary. Confirmed 8 killed and 2 taken prisoner in very critical condition.
Ahmadiyya and Al-Khaamisiyya in the East Ghouta are completely under control of SAA and security.
From here, SAA plans to clean out Bilaaliyya and Dayr Salmaan all the way up to Al-Nashaabiyya central in the East Ghouta. Good luck and good hunting.
Morale is extremely low among the rodent armies of Prince PorkSuet and Kings Abdullah the Zombie of Arabia and Abdullah the Second Rater – Dwarf Apple-Polisher and Hashemite Catamite. The reason for this is simple: The Syrian army has been able to pull a fast one on everybody with skill and acumen only reserved for the finest days of military history. While a public campaign was launched by the MoD to give the impression that all combat troops were heading for Aleppo, the SAA had a reserve force in the Damascus and Der’ah area far greater than 60,000 soldiers. The rats missed this and rested thinking that the pressure was off for a while. It wasn’t. With over 100,000 militia and 130,000 volunteer NDF with the 25,000+ aging Popular Army, there is more than enough to hunt the rodents down and exterminate them.
CAPTURED RODENT, MAAZEN ‘ALI HAMMOOSH, TELLS ALL TO SYRIAN STATE TELEVISION. ‘UQAAB SAQR NOW IN THE CROSS HAIRS AS WAR CRIMINAL.
American-trained and Qatari-paid mercenary terrorist rodent Hammoosh tries to show penitence and contrition while spilling the beans on Syrian state television last night.
He made a deal with the Syrian Military Intelligence people. The Military Tribunal المحكمة العرفية will not impose the death penalty as long as this grub spills his guts honestly to both his interrogators and the Syrian people. He did that yesterday. He will be spared the noose. He was born in 1971 in ‘A’zaaz in rural Aleppo Governorate.
He was part of the “NORTHERN STORM BRIGADE” set up by dead terrorist rat extraordinaire ‘Ammaar Al-Dadeekhi who was severely injured at the Mannagh Airbase but who died of his wounds in Turkey. This Hammoosh says that Turkish Intelligence killed him out of fear that he would give away Turkey’s role in the kidnapping of Shi’i Lebanese travelers heading to Aleppo. Hammoosh said that the terrorists would never be able to take over the Mannagh Base because it was too well-defended by ‘brave and strong Syrian soldiers”.
This photo of SAA in Mannagh is from Katharine from Russia, one of our readers:
According to this stool pigeon, it was Lebanese M.P. and weasel, ‘Uqaab Saqr, a factotum of Sa’ad Hariri, leader of the Mustaqbal (Future) Movement in Lebanon, who manipulated his group mostly by telephone. He gives the example of Saqr’s inspiration for the taking of the Lebanese Shi’i hostages as they left Turkey for Aleppo. When they stopped in A’zaaz they were kidnapped. The women, he said, were released but the men were kept on the order of Dadeekhi. He had them taken to Dadeekhi’s home at first but then to a special prison established on the Turkish border so that they could be protected by War Criminal Erdoghan’s thug army.
‘Uqaab Saqr, sycophant and plaything for Saudi bestiality freaks is seen here in Arabia establishing his credentials as an ape with zero honor. His mother was a slut and his father a drunken cuckold.
He claims to have cut his teeth on the Military Intelligence HQ in A’zaaz in 2011. He and other rats laid siege to the building for 18 days with the “Northern Storm Brigade” under command of Al-Dadeekhi with fellow rodents ‘Ammaar Ahmad ‘Ubayd and some other Tunisian and Libyan Barbary apes.
He confessed to murder in the company of such high-class, zoo-worthy grubs like Libyans, Chechens, Afghanis and Egyptians. He is being questioned on every single case.
He also confessed to meeting with ‘Uqaab Saqr at Baab Al-Salaama Camp to receive weapons, ammunition and money. Sometimes, he said, operations would be called in by Saqr by telephone.
When Dadeekhi died, the group was taken over by Sameer ‘Ammoori and Sam’u Saalu, a chemistry teacher. It was all downhill from there, though, as he said to his interviewer.
When the assault on Al-Qusayr started, he was ordered with another 5 rodents to reinforce the others in that area. 4 of the rats were killed instantly as soon as they arrived at Al-Buwayj. He managed to escape from Al-Qusayr and return to Aleppo where he was caught. Morale among the rat army was very low after the fall of Dhahrat ‘Abed-Rabbuh and Shaykh Sa’eed.
FOR YOU FANS OF MICHAEL CRICHTON, TURKEY REGULARLY STEALS THE BODY PARTS OF DEAD RODENTS AND SELLS THEM ON THE OPEN MARKET. That’s what Hammoosh says. GOOD SHOW, OBAMA!!
JABHAT AL-NUSRA COMMITS ANOTHER UNSPEAKABLE ACT IN ALEPPO THAT HAS THE POPULACE AFIRE WITH RAGE. THEY HAVE KILLED A HANDCAPPED BOY BECAUSE SOME FOREIGN TERRORIST IDENTIFIED HIM AS THE ANTICHRIST. I kid you not. We will get more details about this atrocity. ZAF
Bustaan Al-Qasr: Major advance forward by SAA and militia in areas they have held for around 1 year and 3 months. “You should see the faces of the liberated citizens”, says Wael. No details on dead carcasses.
Al-Saakhoor on the ‘Anadaan-Huraytaan-Qubtaan Al-Jabal– Axis: SyrPer expects an announcement any hour now that this area has been cleansed of rats. This is very important for the campaign in ‘Anadaan. The noose is tightening as the SAA closes off all routes into the area and secures all high ground especially at Tal ‘Abed Rabbuh northwest of the city.
Great letter and post from Mikhas, one of our eminent readers;
“According to several sources, the strategic Menagh military airbase in Aleppo countryside was reinforced by National Defence Force (NDF) troops today.
On a mission to gain entry to the base, personnel from Nubol and Zahra are reported to have brought food, medicine, ammunition and other supplies.
The convoy met resistance while travelling through villages, around 5km from Menagh airbase. Jabhat al-Nusra militants targeted the detachment of NDF but were crushed by Kurdish fighters who reportedly killed over seventy militants.
The convoy eventually reached the perimeter of the base while Syrian Special Task Force personnel from inside the airport broke cover to engage militants who have besieged Menagh. The reinforcing troops were welcomed, the base having being resupplied only by transport helicopters for the past several months.
Sources say the siege has not yet been broken, but that the reinforcement gives defenders an advantage as the Syrian army aims to secure the region stretching from Aleppo to the Turkish border in an operation dubbed “Northern Cyclone”.
Video (turn off sound if you want to avoid the annoying and for no reason what so ever “allahu akhbar”):
SAA foils an attack on a military checkpoing at ‘Atshaan north of the Mawrik Airbase. Monzer reports 3 killed and 1 wounded. No details.
Border Police and militia successfully foil an attempt by rodents to infiltrate the Tal Kalakh area from Nooraa in Lebanon. Wael says 18 motorcycles were either destroyed or disabled as the rodents fell off and died or tried to crawl back to Lebanon.
A big battle to clean out all Tal-Kalakh is in progress now in the Faaris Neighborhood and the Western Neighborhoods. No details yet about an on-going operation that will free the city and allow thousands to return.
JORDANIAN TAPEWORM KILLED IN WESTERN RURAL DER’AH!!
“Abu Hudhayfa” (id pending. JORDANIAN INTESTINAL DISEASE) is killed along with:
Clean-up continues all over Der’ah in the expectation that the American-trained rodents are planning to return. Oh, yeah? And to what?
Al-Jubayla Neighborhood: PRINCE PORK OF QATAR DOES IT AGAIN.
Muhammad ‘Abdul-Wahhaab Al-‘Ali
Muhammad Sulaymaan Al-Ghaazi
Al-Muree’iyya: More rodents bite the dust and Satan’s tail:
Fawwaaz Ahmad Jaassem Al-Kharfaan (Senile, eh?)
‘Umar Ghassaan Al-Kurdi
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA, AS USUAL:
Souri Homsi sends this trenchant assault by an Irish member of Parliament on Obama THE WAR CRIMINAL:
THE DOHA CONFERENCE NOBODY WENT TO. Thanks to GR Michel, our reader:
You are going to love this about another crazed Saudi cleric who just roams about aimlessly making pronouncements which confirm the backwardness and retarded nature of S.A.’s society:
Read this thougtful article about how the western press misleads people as though it were an obligation:
Gee, is this why the rats are losing every battle?
Laugh yourselves silly about this crazed Saudi sheikh/clergyman. That it was published by Al-Arabiya is even funnier. A must-read:
Sarcastic and funny article about hypocrisy and non sequiturs in the media:
More about that stupid Japanese tub that broke in half with all those weapons aboard. So sad. Really.
Laugh your heads off on this article by Krauthammer in the WP. Thanks, Ryan :
Enjoy this tell-all expose from Souri Homsi. Good stuff for your friends who know little about Syria:
Anon. sends this interview with a rat leader of the terrorists in which he threatens to use chemical weapons and wants to have an Islamic state in Syria: (Yawn)
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
Watch this video from anon. of the J.N. freaks blowing themselves up in a building in Al-Ghammaasiyya: