THE MITSUI O.S.K. LINES, LTD, “COMFORT SHIP” is sinking just like a lead balloon. The container ship is now in two parts: one is still near Oman, apparently, while another just can’t be found as it drifts eastward toward Polynesia. All this would normally not be of interest to SyrPer but for the fact that the containers on the ship contained a barrel-full of weapons for the fanatic Saudi-supported rats!! According to our sources, the Japanese government agreed to allow this ship to float away with American-manufactured weapons in exchange for reduced prices on refined gasoline and 7 new camels for the Osaka Zoo.
SHADES OF YAMAMOTO!!
The route of the ship was to take it to Jedda on the western coast of Arabia and then to Jordan via Aqaba. Once on the ground the weapons were to be sent to the terrorists in northern Jordan. How sweet! But Allah stepped in and smote the ship with raging waves such that it broke in twain. Sadly, the 26 sailors were rescued by some nearby freighter. We would have preferred to see them wind up as lunch for the famous Tiger Sharks. I mean, who keeps buying those shark fins for the soup?
Hideki Tojo just before being hanged for war crimes. Are the Japanese itching for the old days?